Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on May 19, 2014 3:24:25 GMT -5
Granted but it incredibly fixes all injuries he has and extends his wrestling career by 200 years. I wish The Ultimate Warrior didn't die. Granted. He becomes the General Manager of Smackdown, getting a 30-minute promo each week to give a huge diatribe about whatever's on his mind politically. Granted but it's the Divas title and he holds it for six years. I wish Brock Lesnar was a full-time member of the roster. Granted...Brock Lesnar is now under the hood as El Local. I wish Bad News Barrett and Sheamus would unify the US and IC belts, elevating the IC title's current status in the company. Granted. They unify and become the European Title, which is only defended on Main Event randomly. This STILL elevates the IC title's current status. I wish that WWE quickly purchases TNA, then gives Impact a fulltime live show on the WWE Network.
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Bad Moon
Unicron
for reasons known only to the goblins that live in my brain
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Post by Bad Moon on May 19, 2014 3:52:03 GMT -5
Granted, but they entirely abolish the X-Division, the knockouts get absorbed wholesale into the main diva roster and their world championship gets unified with the NXT title.
I wish Punk would come back and become the Authority's new corporate champion.
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Post by CubsFan71 on May 19, 2014 22:57:42 GMT -5
Granted but hes the corporate NXT champion
I wish AJ Lee would dump CM Punk and marry me
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nWoElite
Don Corleone
Putting The Band Back Together...
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Post by nWoElite on May 19, 2014 23:14:07 GMT -5
Granted but hes the corporate NXT champion I wish AJ Lee would dump CM Punk and marry me Granted, but she makes you dress up and cut your hair to look like Punk. She even calls you his name from time to time. I wish Chyna would stop doing porn..
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on May 19, 2014 23:18:12 GMT -5
Granted but hes the corporate NXT champion I wish AJ Lee would dump CM Punk and marry me Granted, but she makes you dress up and cut your hair to look like Punk. She even calls you his name from time to time. I wish Chyna would stop doing porn.. Granted, but Chyna somehow ends up back with HHH and Stephanie turns to stripping and prostituting. I wish Taker would divorce McCool only to marry Summer Rae to continue the "All Taker's Wives Look The Same" saga.
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saintpat
El Dandy
Release the hounds!!!
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Post by saintpat on May 19, 2014 23:25:58 GMT -5
Granted, but she makes you dress up and cut your hair to look like Punk. She even calls you his name from time to time. I wish Chyna would stop doing porn.. Granted, but Chyna somehow ends up back with HHH and Stephanie turns to stripping and prostituting. I wish Taker would divorce McCool only to marry Summer Rae to continue the "All Taker's Wives Look The Same" saga. Granted, but she gains a lot of weight, gets tattoos and has a sex change, so the new meme is "All Taker's Wives Look the Same ... as Brodus Clay." I wish the Shield would stay together forever.
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on May 20, 2014 0:39:22 GMT -5
Granted, but Chyna somehow ends up back with HHH and Stephanie turns to stripping and prostituting. I wish Taker would divorce McCool only to marry Summer Rae to continue the "All Taker's Wives Look The Same" saga. Granted, but she gains a lot of weight, gets tattoos and has a sex change, so the new meme is "All Taker's Wives Look the Same ... as Brodus Clay." I wish the Shield would stay together forever. Granted. They get fired and end up teaming together in the shindies. I wish the WWE would cancel Total Divas.
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Post by RI Richmark on May 20, 2014 6:51:40 GMT -5
Granted, they cancel it in the year 2099.
I wish 3MB would be The Union Jacks full time.
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saintpat
El Dandy
Release the hounds!!!
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Post by saintpat on May 20, 2014 8:04:09 GMT -5
Granted, they cancel it in the year 2099. I wish 3MB would be The Union Jacks full time. Granted. They only appear when WWE is touring England. I wish the Tensai gimmick hadn't bee ruined.
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Post by tekkenguy on May 20, 2014 8:16:31 GMT -5
Granted, they cancel it in the year 2099. I wish 3MB would be The Union Jacks full time. Granted. They only appear when WWE is touring England. I wish the Tensai gimmick hadn't bee ruined. Granted. It's ruined by wasps instead. I wish that Ryback would go back to being Skip Sheffield.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on May 20, 2014 11:18:11 GMT -5
Granted but he now skips everywhere and only talks about things that are important to the people of Sheffield, England.
I wish the Tag Team division would get some new teams added.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 20, 2014 11:35:14 GMT -5
Granted, but every single 'new team' is actually the same old guys WWE always brings back, but in tag team combinations that haven't happened before, like Piper teaming with Bret Hart, or Flair teaming with IRS. I wish Chyna would go into the Hall of Fame. {Spoiler} Granted, but Chyna somehow ends up back with HHH and Stephanie turns to stripping and prostituting. Sorry to derail, but how is this not better for all of us? I'd sell my house for a Stephanie McMahon striptease/roll in the hay.
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Post by Flippity Floppity Floo on May 20, 2014 11:59:11 GMT -5
Granted, this leads to a Chyna return/megapush where HHH (in reality) admits he's always loved her, and Stephanie was just a chance for him to make it to the head of the WWE. Chyna and HHH reunite, leading to Raw and Smackdown being renamed "HHH RULES MONDAY NIGHTS" and "FRIDAY NIGHT CHYNA TIME", respectively. Each one contains at least 1 hour of HHH and/or Chyna.
I wish Yoshi Tatsu would win the US Title.
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Post by tekkenguy on May 20, 2014 15:08:47 GMT -5
Granted, this leads to a Chyna return/megapush where HHH (in reality) admits he's always loved her, and Stephanie was just a chance for him to make it to the head of the WWE. Chyna and HHH reunite, leading to Raw and Smackdown being renamed "HHH RULES MONDAY NIGHTS" and "FRIDAY NIGHT CHYNA TIME", respectively. Each one contains at least 1 hour of HHH and/or Chyna. I wish Yoshi Tatsu would win the US Title. Granted, but he is repackaged as a Psy parody. I wish JTG would incorporate "Still Employed" into his gimmick.
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on May 20, 2014 17:03:21 GMT -5
Granted, this leads to a Chyna return/megapush where HHH (in reality) admits he's always loved her, and Stephanie was just a chance for him to make it to the head of the WWE. Chyna and HHH reunite, leading to Raw and Smackdown being renamed "HHH RULES MONDAY NIGHTS" and "FRIDAY NIGHT CHYNA TIME", respectively. Each one contains at least 1 hour of HHH and/or Chyna. I wish Yoshi Tatsu would win the US Title. Granted, but he is repackaged as a Psy parody. I wish JTG would incorporate "Still Employed" into his gimmick. Granted. He's still never used, though, so who can tell? I wish the news would stop claiming the WWE stock failure was someone's fault and not just a bubble bursting.
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Post by The Shareholder is nude on May 20, 2014 17:14:02 GMT -5
Granted, but Panda Energy takes it over and Dixie now runs it all.
I wish John Cena would tap out to the camel clutch, given by the Iron Sheik, whilst high on meth and buck naked.
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Post by tekkenguy on May 20, 2014 17:33:29 GMT -5
Granted, but Panda Energy takes it over and Dixie now runs it all. I wish John Cena would tap out to the camel clutch, given by the Iron Sheik, whilst high on meth and buck naked. Granted. The Iron Sheik is buck naked, though. That's not a good thing. I wish that Paige wrestled buck naked at her next PPV.
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Post by RI Richmark on May 20, 2014 18:36:35 GMT -5
Granted, and you choke on your own vomit after discovering she has male genitalia.
I wish DDP would guest star on The Big Bang Theory
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Post by tekkenguy on May 21, 2014 22:17:18 GMT -5
Granted, and you choke on your own vomit after discovering she has male genitalia. I wish DDP would guest star on The Big Bang Theory Granted. DDP is in a bunny suit the entire episode. I wish DDP was Adam Rose's bunny.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on May 21, 2014 22:20:32 GMT -5
Granted, but he never shows up on TV.
I wish the Dudley Boyz would return to WWE.
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