Corrupt-a-Wish Part 300

[tekkenguy]

OK, it's time to corrupt some more wishes.


I wish Brodus Clay would go back to his "Rip It Up" theme.

[thegame415]

Granted, but it's only in WWE 2k15.

I wish Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose would be a feud that gives WWE a new boom period.

[Heartbreaker]

It gives WWE a literal boom when the arena explodes.

I wish Emma vs. Paige would happen on WWE TV.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Wish granted, but it's in a gravy bowl match

I wish Miz would get pushed again.

[slappy]

Wish granted but he's pushed off the stage in a wheelchair by Kane.

I wish Michelle McCool would come back.

[Deleted]

Granted, but as a severed head worn around Kane's neck on a big chain.

I wish Zack Ryder had more televised wins.

[Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster]

Granted but it leads to the WWE going out of business.

I wish Brock Lesnar have never feuded with HHH.

[MiLo Duck]

Granted, but instead we got HHH versus Tensai

I wish we'd get "Hall of Pain" Mark Henry back

[Push R Truth]

Granted. Mark Henry adopts an S&M Gimmick and his teacher/manager is Scott Hall dressed in studded leather with a ball gag in his mouth.

I wish Del Rio had a manager again.

[Wolfman Rose]

Granted, it's Miz telling "yo momma" jokes all match to distract his opponent.

I wish Daniel Bryan would get a year+ run with a title

[Deleted]

Granted, but he's injured the whole time and fired at the year's end.

I wish Leo Kruger would return.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Granted, but given that Adam Rose is on the roster already, Kruger is played by Hornswoggle.

I wish Bobby Roode would come to WWE.

[saintpat]

Granted, but he comes in a package deal with VInce Russo as head booker.

I wish Cody Rhodes would become King of the Ring.

[Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal]

Granted, but the new fans don't care anyway, brushing it off as "a cheap way to plug that new Cesaro shirt."

I wish WWE brought back WCW's TV Title.

[sonofblaine]

Granted, but it's given to Sin Cara and only seen on a new season of Saturday Morning Slam.

I wish Sami Zayn would adopt El Generico as an alternate personality on TV, ala the Faces of Foley.

[Deleted]

Granted, but in this case "El Generico" refers to a controversial blacked-up goat botherer gimmick.

I wish the WWE Divas did playboy.

[Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal]

Wish granted, but it's only Vickie Guerrero.


I wish the first British WWE Champion was William Regal.

[tekkenguy]

Granted, but he gets fired the next day.

I wish that Cesaro got his old theme back.

[Deleted]

Granted, WWE literally hands him a CD of it.

I wish HHH would achieve maximum Meta-H levels and attack The Shield with a shovel.

[Herrera88]

Granted but he somehow also hits Dolph Ziggler with it.

I wish Chris Jericho would come back with the 2008 serious heel gimmick.