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Post by RI Richmark on Aug 6, 2014 7:34:19 GMT -5
Granted but she gets acting lessons from Gilbert Gottfried with horrible results. I wish Batista would return in better shape to where he would be able to wrestle a 5 minute match without getting gassed. OK, Batista is now "Triangle Man". He wrestles in a Triangle costume for 5 minutes, then farts aftewards. I wish WWE signed an Israeli wrestler. Granted but they also hire a Arab wrestler. And a dog with three legs. Their entire gimmick involves them walking into a bar. I wish Vince McMahon was more up to date with current trends.
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Post by Reflecto on Aug 6, 2014 13:11:49 GMT -5
Granted. Vince McMahon now promotes every performer and repackages them with a gimmick based on the memes to hit that week, then fires them the moment the meme becomes old. Grumpy Cena vs. Broge Lesnar is main eventing Summerslam.
I wish WWE paid more attention to the midcard.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Aug 6, 2014 13:20:30 GMT -5
Granted. Vince McMahon now promotes every performer and repackages them with a gimmick based on the memes to hit that week, then fires them the moment the meme becomes old. Grumpy Cena vs. Broge Lesnar is main eventing Summerslam. I wish WWE paid more attention to the midcard. Granted but their roles will now mostly consist of them getting squashed by main eventers. I wish the WWE would televise an event from Hawaii.
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Post by RI Richmark on Aug 6, 2014 18:26:34 GMT -5
Granted but while in Hawaii, Big E finds an tiki which curses any brings bad luck to anyone who touches it. He gives it to Kofi Kingston who ends up getting injured in a surfing accident. After Xavier Woods is nearly bit by a tarantula the guys head to an ancient burial ground in order to remove the curse. But they end up trapped in the same cave Brad Maddox has been in for months.
I wish the WWE Superstars had thier own company softball team.
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Post by suave on Aug 6, 2014 18:33:36 GMT -5
Granted, but Daniel Bryan suffers a Paul George esque injury sliding into third base and is forced to retire.
I wish Eva Marie would take some time off, and return with better wrestling and promo skills.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Aug 6, 2014 23:19:58 GMT -5
Granted but the wrestling skills she acquired are in Sumo Wrestling and her improved promo skills are all in Turkish.
I wish WrestleMania would be held in St. Louis.
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Post by Reflecto on Aug 7, 2014 3:51:53 GMT -5
Granted but the wrestling skills she acquired are in Sumo Wrestling and her improved promo skills are all in Turkish. I wish WrestleMania would be held in St. Louis. Granted, but in a completely unforeseen accident, a stray spark from the pyro ignites the Edward Jones Dome, causing a tragedy seen as "The Station fire times 100." It's the worst day in the history of the Gateway to the West. ...I wish that Adam Rose was allowed to see Leo Kruger in the mirror on Monday.
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Post by sonofblaine on Aug 7, 2014 5:13:08 GMT -5
Granted. Leo looks out of the mirror and says, "Remember... you can see Summerslam by subscribing to the WWE Network for $9.99."
I wish we get to see KENTA join the Authority as a badass heel.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2014 6:52:41 GMT -5
Granted. Leo looks out of the mirror and says, "Remember... you can see Summerslam by subscribing to the WWE Network for $9.99." I wish we get to see KENTA join the Authority as a badass heel. Wish granted, but he is forced to take every beating from their rivals and is just a jobber lackey until he is eventually released from his contract. I wish Triple H and Stephanie would finally retire from their on screen roles and stay behind the scenes instead for good.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Aug 7, 2014 16:03:17 GMT -5
Granted. However, we instead get the return of John Laurinaitis, but not as his lovable Bill Lumbergh persona. It's Generic Heel Boss Johnny Ace you're stuck with.
I wish Vince McMahon would return to the commentary booth,
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Post by benstudd on Aug 7, 2014 23:43:56 GMT -5
But it's Vince McMahon Senior and he's a corpse. Who keeps oiling his body.
I wish that WWE would put all their attention on Dean Ambrose and make him win the title at Mania and forget Cena, Bryan and Reings.
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Post by suave on Aug 8, 2014 0:03:39 GMT -5
Granted, but ratings drop while he's champ, he gets heat for it, and he jobs to Cena at Extreme Rules and is repackaged as "Dance Machine" Dean Ambrose, where he squashes jobbers until he's future endeavored.
I wish there was a Layla and Summer Rae sex tape on the market.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 8, 2014 3:28:07 GMT -5
Granted. Layla and Summer Rae do a reboot of 2 Girls 1 Cup.
I wish that WWE rehired Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez and made them a tag team.
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Post by PsychoGoatee on Aug 8, 2014 4:07:52 GMT -5
Granted! They feud with The Bella Twins and don't get much offense in. They do get much comedy in though, and are beloved.
I wish RVD would get the intercontinental championship and hold it for 2 years, longer than his ECW TV title reign!
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Post by sonofblaine on Aug 8, 2014 4:16:34 GMT -5
Granted! He's holding for two years, sitting on his couch, eating cheetos off it when he fails a drug test and is fired. WWE takes this opportunity to retire the IC belt to make room for a Divas Tag championship, which is held by the Bellas and only gets defended once a month in a 3 minute Pre-PPV show match.
I wish Austin comes back and serves as the manager to Dean Ambrose, who has the badassery and promos of Austin and Piper combined, ushering in a new Attitude Era.
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