ToyfareMark
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Post by ToyfareMark on Jul 15, 2014 14:41:19 GMT -5
I posted the original story about this, so I might as well do the follow up. www.cnn.com/2014/07/15/showbiz/celebrity-news-gossip/rapper-severed-penis-andre-johson/index.html?hpt=hp_t2(CNN) -- The rapper who mutilated himself and then jumped from a Los Angeles building has broken his silence about what happened.
Andre Johnson was severely injured in April after he severed his penis and leaped from the second level of a building in North Hollywood. He told E! that he was under the influence of drugs at the time but insisted that he knew what he was doing.
"Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control," he said. "I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god. ...Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god."
Johnson performs under the name Christ Bearer and his group Northstar was affiliated with the Wu-Tang Clan. Johnson said he hadn't spoken out on the incident before because "People perceived me as crazy, so I never wanted to speak wholeheartedly on the matter."
Doctors weren't able to reattach the penis, he told E!.
He said he had been seeing a psychologist after he was discharged but that he has been deemed okay. He said he was thankful to God when he awoke in the hospital still alive.
"I didn't want to kill myself," Johnson said. "That was just my response to the demons. They were doing their best to get to me, but being alive solidified my thoughts. ...I'm alive, penis or no penis."This is either the worst cover story ever. Or the most insane attempt to get a movie made about yourself. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 15, 2014 14:43:30 GMT -5
...was he still on drugs when giving that interview?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2014 14:56:48 GMT -5
I always thought he just wanted to use it as a blanket.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jul 15, 2014 15:01:14 GMT -5
I'd say that's accurate.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Jul 15, 2014 15:07:24 GMT -5
Wat
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 15, 2014 15:15:20 GMT -5
I mean, who hasn't wanted to chop off their dick and jump off a building?
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 15, 2014 15:18:40 GMT -5
We'll I will partially agree with the part about how those things can be the source of so many problems, but I still think this is a tad weird
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Post by Rolent Tex on Jul 15, 2014 15:26:33 GMT -5
He's a God huh? People will say anything to avoid the wrath of Gozer.
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Post by bluemeii on Jul 15, 2014 15:31:07 GMT -5
So he cut off his penis and went base jumping without a parachute cause he's a god? Well I'm sure he's thought of that way in certain insane asylums now.
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Juice
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Post by Juice on Jul 15, 2014 15:41:05 GMT -5
Sounds like a man who regrets cutting his penis off to me. Correct me if I am wrong, but if a man cuts his penis off, but keeps his testicles then he still has his testosterone flowing correct? So to have the biological need to breed running through your body without the necessary tools to do so sounds like the worst hell ever.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jul 15, 2014 18:19:40 GMT -5
He's a God huh? People will say anything to avoid the wrath of Gozer. Yes, it's true. This man has no dick. |
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 15, 2014 18:29:53 GMT -5
He's a God huh? People will say anything to avoid the wrath of Gozer. Yes, it's true. This man has no dick. When someone asks you if you're a god you say YES! |
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Blindkarevik
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Post by Blindkarevik on Jul 15, 2014 18:51:35 GMT -5
If I ever met this guy, I have a feeling I'd just end up conversing in a circle with him.
"So.... what's the deal?"
"No.. .really, what's the deal?"
"... the deal. What is it?"
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 15, 2014 18:58:09 GMT -5
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Jul 15, 2014 19:01:35 GMT -5
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Jul 15, 2014 19:02:16 GMT -5
TOTALLY knew what he was doing .....
TOTALLY .....
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Blindkarevik
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Post by Blindkarevik on Jul 15, 2014 19:02:30 GMT -5
"I came here to be a god"
sounds like somebody's compensating for something!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2014 19:03:38 GMT -5
"I'm alive..... Penis or no penis." may very well be my favorite sentence ever spoken.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 15, 2014 19:11:13 GMT -5
Wait, didn't he just say they did reattach the penis and he would prove it in porn?
I'm starting to think he may not be all there.
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Jul 15, 2014 19:12:32 GMT -5
Err..ummm..., uhhhh....
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