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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 25, 2014 19:26:05 GMT -5
Virgil's would be easy, he lives in a van down by the river.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jul 25, 2014 19:46:40 GMT -5
I actually seem to recall reading Vampiro once woke up because he heard someone in his house. He jumped out a window and injured his spine. You recall correctly, but given Vampiro's penchant for mixing truth, exaggeration and outright fabrication, it's hard to pinpoint exactly what happened there.
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Post by Bad Moon on Jul 25, 2014 19:57:58 GMT -5
Why would you break into a professional wrestler's home? Even if wrestling is fake, you know he's gonna be a lot tougher than most people. Unless of course you don't even bother to watch and research your target, in which case you deserve what you're getting.
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Post by MrElijah on Jul 25, 2014 20:02:51 GMT -5
Some poor shumck tries to rob Stan "The Lariat" Hansen.
Either get stiffed by the Western Lariat or damn near lose your eye.
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Post by revolverjgw on Jul 25, 2014 20:04:18 GMT -5
Virgil's would be easy, he lives in a van down by the river. I'd hate to get caught by Virgil, he'd relish the attention and start hounding you to buy an autographed photo until you turn yourself in to get away from him
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jul 25, 2014 20:05:30 GMT -5
Why would you break into a professional wrestler's home? Even if wrestling is fake, you know he's gonna be a lot tougher than most people. Unless of course you don't even bother to watch and research your target, in which case you deserve what you're getting. Is the average home invasion really planned out like this like in a heist movie? I always assumed it was just someone saying "I need money and/or stuff and that house looks easy to get into".
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Post by ededdneddy on Jul 25, 2014 20:23:06 GMT -5
Some poor shumck tries to rob Stan "The Lariat" Hansen. Either get stiffed by the Western Lariat or damn near lose your eye. I kind of see that being the same with Ryback. A Meathook Clothesline would suck if he caught you with it coming around a corner or something.
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Post by Bad Moon on Jul 25, 2014 20:27:54 GMT -5
Why would you break into a professional wrestler's home? Even if wrestling is fake, you know he's gonna be a lot tougher than most people. Unless of course you don't even bother to watch and research your target, in which case you deserve what you're getting. Is the average home invasion really planned out like this like in a heist movie? I always assumed it was just someone saying "I need money and/or stuff and that house looks easy to get into". It depends on the neighbourhood, but around where I live burglars work in gangs of three to ten people and are very patient and organized. Nobody breaks into a home just for cash and cellphones, that's way too low on the risk-reward ratio, you might as well just mug someone in the streets, people who break into homes are usually out for electronics, furniture, fridges, that sort of stuff. One team watches the house for a couple of days from a car to get down the routines of the owners, then the second team goes in during the day when the owners are out to check out the doors and windows for alarms, then usually two to three weeks later the whole crew go in with a van (not the car from before in case someone got suspicious and wrote down the license plate number) at night, break down the door and walk out with everything.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 25, 2014 20:31:26 GMT -5
Why would you break into a professional wrestler's home? Even if wrestling is fake, you know he's gonna be a lot tougher than most people. Unless of course you don't even bother to watch and research your target, in which case you deserve what you're getting. A wrestler might have a decent chance of paying off because he's not home for days at a time.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jul 25, 2014 20:41:07 GMT -5
God help the poor bastard that tries to rob Seth Rollins. But then Seth will go to jail, befriend a black man, and learn the error of his ways.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jul 25, 2014 20:59:29 GMT -5
Or one of them saw the video of Bryan at SDCC and figured since they knew where he lived and he wasn't at home...
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Post by Adam Black on Jul 25, 2014 21:08:40 GMT -5
Man people robbing Taker's place will be embarrased as hell when they get pinned down by an old frail man.
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Jul 25, 2014 21:18:07 GMT -5
God help the poor bastard that tries to rob Seth Rollins. But then Seth will go to jail, befriend a black man, and learn the error of his ways. Second time that I see this joke in this thread, could you explain the reference?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jul 25, 2014 21:20:48 GMT -5
But then Seth will go to jail, befriend a black man, and learn the error of his ways. Second time that I see this joke in this thread, could you explain the reference? It's a reference to the movie American History X, about a skinhead who goes to jail after killing a (black) burglar with a curbstomp, which Seth Rollins' finisher kinda resembles.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 25, 2014 21:37:29 GMT -5
I pity the guy that robs Perry Saturn's....park? Those newspaper/blankets?
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Post by SCCB Was Told To Do Steroids on Jul 25, 2014 21:51:10 GMT -5
What did Justin Credible do when he actually got robbed? I think he called the police afterwards, and that was about it. Not much he could do, he was outnumbered and they apparently had guns. I'm glad the dudes at Bryan's weren't armed. Although since he was in his car, at least he could've driven away if they were. Remember Johnny Devine: "I'm a wrestler, not a fighter."....or some such.
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Post by ededdneddy on Jul 25, 2014 22:02:56 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose seems like a crazy enough mofo that he would kick ass even if the robber was armed. For sone reason I see him having a room full of weapons and he just goes crazy on the person.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Jul 25, 2014 22:13:03 GMT -5
Steve Austin would let you get away then beat the **** out of your wife. The Rock would plant you with a Rock Bottom and injure himself in the process. Kurt Angle would run you down with his care without even knowing what just happened. Dean Ambrose would probably pull some Cabin in the Woods type stuff on ya. Speaking of a cabin in the woods, breaking into Brock Lesnar's place would likely resemble House of 1,000 Corpses. Triple H would hit you with a sledgehammer, pedigree you on the driveway, and bury you to the authorities...but only after you beat up HBK. CM Punk would likely put you to sleep, tattoo a **** on your face, and insinuate that you have. a. vagina. Kane would let the free market take care of you. AJ Lee would let her husband take care of you, and tattoo the date it happened somewhere usually hidden by hair. Zack Ryder would lose everything. John Cena would win. Bray Wyatt would turn your lights out.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 22:25:19 GMT -5
Hogan lets them take almost everything, but then he starts shaking his fists...
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Post by Y2M on Jul 25, 2014 22:29:00 GMT -5
Bryan said during the press conference that he used a rear naked chokehold, not the Yes Lock. Though that would have been hilarious.
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