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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 22:34:12 GMT -5
This thread is making me wish Duncan Ferguson was a professional wrestler right about now. I actually seem to recall reading Vampiro once woke up because he heard someone in his house. He jumped out a window and injured his spine. You recall correctly, but given Vampiro's penchant for mixing truth, exaggeration and outright fabrication, it's hard to pinpoint exactly what happened there. His alarm went off whilst the postman was knocking, and Vampiro rushed to try to answer the door, but fell over a rug.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Jul 25, 2014 22:38:15 GMT -5
Is the average home invasion really planned out like this like in a heist movie? I always assumed it was just someone saying "I need money and/or stuff and that house looks easy to get into". It depends on the neighbourhood, but around where I live burglars work in gangs of three to ten people and are very patient and organized. Nobody breaks into a home just for cash and cellphones, that's way too low on the risk-reward ratio, you might as well just mug someone in the streets, people who break into homes are usually out for electronics, furniture, fridges, that sort of stuff. One team watches the house for a couple of days from a car to get down the routines of the owners, then the second team goes in during the day when the owners are out to check out the doors and windows for alarms, then usually two to three weeks later the whole crew go in with a van (not the car from before in case someone got suspicious and wrote down the license plate number) at night, break down the door and walk out with everything. Mods, I think we have a professional burglar posting on the forum here
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jul 25, 2014 22:51:22 GMT -5
I could imagine Dean Ambrose just holding up his thumb and forefinger like he's a kid playing cops and robbers, but he'd do it with such conviction that the burglar would get scared off and run away even if he has an actual gun in his hand.
I like to imagine the only thing in Paul Heyman's house of any monetary value and the burglars just leave without even touching it.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jul 25, 2014 22:56:17 GMT -5
It depends on the neighbourhood, but around where I live burglars work in gangs of three to ten people and are very patient and organized. Nobody breaks into a home just for cash and cellphones, that's way too low on the risk-reward ratio, you might as well just mug someone in the streets, people who break into homes are usually out for electronics, furniture, fridges, that sort of stuff. One team watches the house for a couple of days from a car to get down the routines of the owners, then the second team goes in during the day when the owners are out to check out the doors and windows for alarms, then usually two to three weeks later the whole crew go in with a van (not the car from before in case someone got suspicious and wrote down the license plate number) at night, break down the door and walk out with everything. Mods, I think we have a professional burglar posting on the forum here You know that was way too detailed to the point of wondering how he knows or why don't they stop them if the town knows their M.O.
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Post by evilhomer on Jul 25, 2014 23:30:42 GMT -5
Mods, I think we have a professional burglar posting on the forum here You know that was way too detailed to the point of wondering how he knows or why don't they stop them if the town knows their M.O. It could be that he's a victim and had it explained to him by police. As for stopping them, a gang that follows meticulous rules would be very hard to catch. They survey the area and find the safe time to do things. Unless there's a lot of public awareness to watch for unknown vehicles in your area, you don't think twice about it when you see it.
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Post by madness50 on Jul 25, 2014 23:41:55 GMT -5
If someone ever tried to rob Vader, especially in his WCW days, would be dead meat.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jul 26, 2014 0:13:09 GMT -5
If someone ever tried to rob Vader, especially in his WCW days, would be dead meat. Harley Race is up there in years and I'd still fear for my life if I tried to steal something from him.
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Post by madness50 on Jul 26, 2014 0:21:30 GMT -5
If someone ever tried to rob Vader, especially in his WCW days, would be dead meat. Harley Race is up there in years and I'd still fear for my life if I tried to steal something from him. I can picture Harley Race kicking ass in a nursing home lol. He is one of the toughest guys probably ever in the wrestling business.
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Post by lionheart21 on Jul 26, 2014 0:21:52 GMT -5
Breaking into Cesaro's house, since you'd have to deal with both Cesaro and Sara Del Rey at the same time. You're not leaving that house the same.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jul 26, 2014 0:52:19 GMT -5
Considering his reaction to someone setting his mom's house on fire, Chris Masters would be a terrifying thing for a robber to walk into coming out of his house.
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Post by JCBaggee on Jul 26, 2014 1:14:47 GMT -5
"You robbin' my house? I said are you robbin' my house? Takin' my stuff? Pilfering my possessions? Misappropriating my personal items? AW HELL NAW."
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Post by nm on Jul 26, 2014 3:19:14 GMT -5
I broke into the APA Always Pounding Ass Bar and Grill once by just by walking slightly to the left of the door frame and I was inside.
My ass was thoroughly pounded.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jul 26, 2014 3:27:40 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose seems like a crazy enough mofo that he would kick ass even if the robber was armed. For sone reason I see him having a room full of weapons and he just goes crazy on the person. IIRC Ambrose said on AOW his apartment is basically empty anyway, because he's never home. I could easily see him f***ing up a burglar just on principle though.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 26, 2014 3:39:16 GMT -5
Khali would attempt to chop them and likely miss. Then due to how his knees are in such poor shape the robbers would easily get away.
...Suppose they can't all be positive outcomes.
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Post by PsychoGoatee on Jul 26, 2014 4:05:41 GMT -5
Brodus Clay would call him momma.
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Post by OldDirtyBernie on Jul 26, 2014 4:10:58 GMT -5
Jim Cornette would most likely hit them over the head with his tennis racket. Then, while they're unconscious, he'd tie them to a chair and once they regain consciousness, he'd proceed to scream at them about what they did wrong and why they were such horrible burglars.
Paul Heyman would intercept the burglar and offer to pay him to leave without hurting him or anything in his home. Heyman cuts a glorious promo afterward, shooting himself into superstardom for a short period of time while he cashes in for himself. The robber, in the meantime, gets away clean until he tries to cash the check that Heyman wrote him at which point he's arrested for trying to cash a bad check.
Man tries to rob Eddie Guerrero. Leaves Eddie's house naked, looking back while Eddie is wearing his clothes and counting the money from the robber's wallet.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 26, 2014 13:04:19 GMT -5
Is the average home invasion really planned out like this like in a heist movie? I always assumed it was just someone saying "I need money and/or stuff and that house looks easy to get into". It depends on the neighbourhood, but around where I live burglars work in gangs of three to ten people and are very patient and organized. Nobody breaks into a home just for cash and cellphones, that's way too low on the risk-reward ratio, you might as well just mug someone in the streets, people who break into homes are usually out for electronics, furniture, fridges, that sort of stuff. One team watches the house for a couple of days from a car to get down the routines of the owners, then the second team goes in during the day when the owners are out to check out the doors and windows for alarms, then usually two to three weeks later the whole crew go in with a van (not the car from before in case someone got suspicious and wrote down the license plate number) at night, break down the door and walk out with everything. My father's old house where I grew up got broken into a couple years ago, right after I moved into my apartment. They grabbed a flat screen TV and a few brick a brack, but overlooked $5,000 worth of electronic equipment in my father's old office. They were just looking for stuff of obvious value and clearly rushed they're way through it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2014 13:13:26 GMT -5
Bob Backlund would grab one in the chickenwing and threaten to break his shoulder if the the other couldn't name all the U.S. presidents in order.
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Jul 26, 2014 13:20:51 GMT -5
If you robbed the Godfather's house he'd give you the option to continue stealing or hop aboard the Hoooooooooooo Train.
If you robbed New Jack it'll be 5 justifiable Homicides
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jul 26, 2014 14:01:34 GMT -5
If you robbed the Godfather's house he'd give you the option to continue stealing or hop aboard the Hoooooooooooo Train. If you steal from the Godfather I'd imagine you don't so much get the option to hop aboard the Ho Train as much as you become the Ho Train.
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