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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Aug 24, 2014 17:17:06 GMT -5
It doesn't matter who, it doesn't matter when. All that matters is someone challenges Brock to a No Holds Barred match. Brock and Heyman laugh at this then starting talking up Brock's UFC career calling him the greatest No Holds Barred fighter of all time. The challenger then points out that this isn't a UFC No Holds Barred match, this is a pro wrestling No Holds Barred match, then proceeds to use every single old-school dirty heel tactic imaginable to completely embarrass Lesnar - weapon shots, run-in's from your buddies, powder to the eyes, rags soaked in ether, even pull out the Mounties old shock stick. After Lesnar is thoroughly defeated the challenger then announces that while Brock might be the greatest fighter of all time, The Challenger is the greatest wrestler of all time, and everything he just did to Lesnar is what pro wrestling is truly all about. Remember, you don't beat monsters with headlocks and takedowns, you beat monsters with pitchforks and torches. This would be cool but it basically already happened with Punk vs Lesnar.
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Post by benstudd on Aug 24, 2014 23:12:36 GMT -5
A new wrestler comes out of nowhere and take him down. That would be the best story possible.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Aug 25, 2014 0:47:30 GMT -5
A huge never-before-seen masked monster interferes, brandishing a toilet bowl and he proceeds to break it over Lesnar's head. Then he F-5s Brock, twice, and puts the toilet seat around Brock's neck. The fiend then poses 'most muscular' while standing on Lesnar's back. Paul Heyman runs up and he hands the brute a clipboard and contract. He signs right there to become the latest Paul Heyman Guy. The crowd goes OMFG and the show closes.
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Post by Macho Pichu on Aug 25, 2014 0:54:37 GMT -5
El Torito is too tiny for Brock to properly grip for the F5, so he tries to win by Kimura instead. Torito reverses into an arm drag, which sets him up for a myriad of high flying moves, followed by a "gore" (I hate when JBL calls it that, it looks nowhere near as devastating as Rhyno's spear of the same name) to the nuts.
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