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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Sept 13, 2014 13:37:22 GMT -5
Owns a premium juicer endorsed by Jack LaLanne.
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 13, 2014 13:41:10 GMT -5
Once built Bjork out of lego.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 13, 2014 22:30:27 GMT -5
Once open mouth kissed a camel to bring peace to a war torn area of Zimbabwe.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Sept 13, 2014 22:51:41 GMT -5
Eats powdered mashed potatoes right out of the box.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 13, 2014 23:43:31 GMT -5
Schedules being kicked in the face by a horse every Valentine's Day.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 13, 2014 23:48:38 GMT -5
Bareknuckle boxed Bad News Barrett to a draw. Eats powdered mashed potatoes right out of the box. Dude, he said to post a made up fact.
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 14, 2014 0:32:18 GMT -5
Discovered that there was no rule saying a horse couldn't play tennis. Said loophole was then plugged through a revision, and no wacky children's film followed.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Sept 14, 2014 0:43:28 GMT -5
Mozenrath sells bootleg Girl Scout cookies
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 14, 2014 9:11:47 GMT -5
Can pick up Thor's hammer.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 14, 2014 12:57:16 GMT -5
Cooked an entire five course meal with nothing more than three sticks of gum, half a possum, and a tin-can to win Iron Chef: Moldova.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2014 13:11:58 GMT -5
is really Paul Heyman
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Post by Fundertaker on Sept 14, 2014 13:19:21 GMT -5
Has a collection of ice pops.
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Sept 14, 2014 13:37:59 GMT -5
Slept with five dudes to get positive reviews for his indie game, and I have the 4chan posts to prove it.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2014 13:57:04 GMT -5
Was one of the dudes he slept with
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 14, 2014 15:22:18 GMT -5
Is a huge Ace of Base fan.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 14, 2014 19:31:13 GMT -5
Sang duets with frank sinatra, Elvis and Johnny cash!
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 14, 2014 19:36:40 GMT -5
Does not eat peel and eat shrimp, instead opting for peel and eat dolphins.
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Post by Raskovnik on Sept 14, 2014 19:47:37 GMT -5
His dad really did work for Nintendo.
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Post by Juice on Sept 14, 2014 19:55:30 GMT -5
Makes a damn fine pot roast
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Sept 14, 2014 19:56:08 GMT -5
Went to a Sony exec and said "Y'know what this Spider-Man movie needs? Topher Grace."
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