The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 23, 2014 9:42:49 GMT -5
Is ready for the zombie apocalypse
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
Posts: 12,454
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Sept 23, 2014 10:14:21 GMT -5
Unobtainium was the first stand-by if Hogan didn't turn heel in 1996.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 23, 2014 15:12:46 GMT -5
Discovered a chromium isotope that is actually a key nutrient to the silicon-based life from Plaxor VII.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Sept 23, 2014 16:15:23 GMT -5
Sometimes he brawls in bathrooms. Or kitchens once in a while.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 23, 2014 17:04:20 GMT -5
Is actually 2 tween girls & their Teacup Poodle
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 23, 2014 17:08:13 GMT -5
Is literally made of wood.
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Post by karl100589 on Sept 23, 2014 17:17:56 GMT -5
Is a rugby league referee
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Sept 23, 2014 17:48:19 GMT -5
Is figuratively on fire.
...and literally.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 23, 2014 18:47:58 GMT -5
Once kept me locked in his basement and attempted to make me into a platypus, Just like how the villain from the new Kevin Smith movie, Tusk tried to turn that guy into a walrus. Thank goodness I escaped.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Sept 23, 2014 23:11:50 GMT -5
Is the only documented human being to have impregnated a jelly fish.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Sept 24, 2014 8:19:50 GMT -5
MTE stands for Mutilated Testicles Enterprises.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Sept 24, 2014 8:27:32 GMT -5
He once pooped a rainbow.... said it tickled slightly.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 24, 2014 8:29:35 GMT -5
The real Zombie Mod got banned a couple of years ago, and the mods gave a random user the Zombie Mod name, complete with mod powers, so no one would notice.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 24, 2014 9:04:22 GMT -5
Once ate a rainbow. Not skittles,a real rainbow
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,287
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 24, 2014 9:11:49 GMT -5
Regularly gets booty calls from the phone number they carved into the McDonald's bathroom stall on 1st street.
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