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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2014 19:55:23 GMT -5
Once won a game of Jenga without using his hands.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 18, 2014 19:58:35 GMT -5
Makes delcious cake out of tigers.
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crabbymelt
ALF
I'm going to kick the living POOP out of him.
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Post by crabbymelt on Sept 19, 2014 9:07:56 GMT -5
Once starred in a soft-core German porno with Bai Ling and Bob Saget.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 19, 2014 14:17:05 GMT -5
The 10th Doctor's favorite companion.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Sept 20, 2014 4:18:39 GMT -5
Has farted in all seven continents...
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 20, 2014 4:48:03 GMT -5
Has 76 teeth and a jaw that can unhinge.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 20, 2014 6:23:49 GMT -5
His work car is a Gundam mobile suit!
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Sept 20, 2014 8:26:24 GMT -5
Drinks beer through a curly straw.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 28,928
Member is Online
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 20, 2014 15:43:50 GMT -5
Doesn't always drink beer. But when he does, he prefers Dos Equis.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
Posts: 121,080
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 20, 2014 15:48:29 GMT -5
Is not all that into scorpions and thinks they are not as cool as chinchillas.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Sept 20, 2014 21:47:23 GMT -5
Despite all his rage, he's still just a rat in a cage
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Post by DSR on Sept 20, 2014 21:58:59 GMT -5
Is actually half-giraffe.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2014 21:59:54 GMT -5
Once jerked Edge off.............of the ladder.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2014 22:46:25 GMT -5
Knows the Touch of Death. Uses it sparingly and with great respect to the Order of Life.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Sept 21, 2014 9:42:19 GMT -5
Owns a premium set of cutlery endorsed by Ron Popeil.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 21, 2014 11:06:23 GMT -5
Beat Double Dragon, Streets of Rage, Final Fight and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, all in one night.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 21, 2014 11:08:50 GMT -5
Once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2014 11:10:20 GMT -5
He once hypnotized a hippopotamus and had him hopping wholeheartedly in a house in Honduras while he hoped that Hunter Hearst Helmsley hadn't heard a thing.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 21, 2014 11:14:58 GMT -5
Was once a member of the successful FAN Boy Band, "Post Count" with myself and Supersweet until he decided to be the Timberlake of the group. His first solo thread went platinum 4 times and he's never looked back.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2014 11:18:21 GMT -5
Successfully built a time machine. Before he could use it to time travel, he accidentally switched it on and it traveled into the future without him. If he plays his cards right, he'll meet up with the time machine on August 16, 2018.
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