Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
Posts: 31,072
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 21, 2014 11:46:31 GMT -5
Is an accomplished Jazz flutist.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2014 11:54:35 GMT -5
Is secretly Kofi Kingston's stunt double
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 21, 2014 12:04:25 GMT -5
the guy Gladys Knight is singing about in Midnight Train to Georgia, right there.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Sept 21, 2014 23:17:25 GMT -5
Owns a premium fat reducing electric powered grill endorsed by George Foreman.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Sept 22, 2014 6:14:18 GMT -5
Has never actually used a hashtag before.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
Posts: 121,038
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 22, 2014 15:58:22 GMT -5
Was offended that the burn ward didn't accept their donation of salt shakers.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,281
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 22, 2014 15:59:51 GMT -5
Spent over $20,000 Canadian Dollars having a third butt-cheek surgically added to their body.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
Posts: 121,038
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 22, 2014 16:02:42 GMT -5
Received call from the Jerk Store. They were not running out of them, and in fact had never stocked such a product.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 22, 2014 16:07:19 GMT -5
Writes Charles Bronson slash fic
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 22, 2014 17:10:16 GMT -5
Uses a light saber to slice deli meat.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Sept 22, 2014 17:17:45 GMT -5
Eats ham for Thanksgiving.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 22, 2014 22:28:37 GMT -5
Can't be within ten miles of Mark Linn Baker
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Post by DSR on Sept 22, 2014 22:52:16 GMT -5
Woody!
A-aaaah! Savior of the Universe!
Woody!
A-aaaah! He'll save everyone of us!
Woody!
A-aaaah! He's a miracle!
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 22, 2014 22:56:22 GMT -5
Has a gold plated Death Star staffed by Jenna Coleman clones.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2014 23:02:48 GMT -5
He's a man. Such a man.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
Posts: 15,296
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 22, 2014 23:02:49 GMT -5
Is the inventor of Buttchugging but has never partaken in the activity himself.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Sept 23, 2014 1:06:49 GMT -5
He's been known to snort an entire bottle of wine in one sitting...
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,548
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 23, 2014 8:18:39 GMT -5
Has a pet liger, named him Snuggles.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2014 9:19:35 GMT -5
Invented the Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredenza.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Sept 23, 2014 9:41:58 GMT -5
is a distant cousin of the person who invented the twinkie.
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