Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Sept 24, 2014 6:58:11 GMT -5
Why was the tomato so red? It saw the Salad dressing. Its face turned radish, my oh my! The fruit salad was watching too, but couldn't do anything about it, it had blueberries.
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Nikki Heyman
Fry's dog Seymour
EXTREEEEEME Pony Manager
✬ Believe In The Fight ✬
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 24, 2014 10:46:45 GMT -5
Its face turned radish, my oh my! The fruit salad was watching too, but couldn't do anything about it, it had blueberries. completely different reaction - apples to oranges, seriously!
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Sept 24, 2014 18:04:04 GMT -5
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands
I like this joke because it never grows old
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 24, 2014 18:39:13 GMT -5
I'd like to say something OK, I'm ready now *clears throat* "Something"Thankyou
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2014 22:00:30 GMT -5
Bobby Fish's favorite TV show comes back for it's last season tonight.
Tuna Half Men.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Sept 25, 2014 22:39:54 GMT -5
Did you hear about the guy that was scared of being hypnotized? He was trancephobic.
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