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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jun 28, 2006 22:54:14 GMT -5
ok this thing is creepy. the responses are great You: Bret Hart was screwed in montreal Santa: When was this exactly? You: 1997 Surivor Series Santa: I've lost the context, Lex Luger. Are we still on Ultimate Warrior? You: I Don't Knooooooow www.santabot.com/
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Post by Banned Member on Jun 28, 2006 22:56:53 GMT -5
You: Can I have sex with Trish Startus? Santa: There are other chatterbots who get into that with clients. I like to keep the dialogue strictly PG.
I got jipped!!!!
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jun 28, 2006 22:57:13 GMT -5
Look at this
You: How many chicks have you had sex with Santa: Around 100.
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Post by jpinkston57 on Jun 28, 2006 22:59:32 GMT -5
You: Is B. Brian Blair worse than Michael Jordan... I mean Michael Jackson? Santa: It could be. Ask Ally if it is.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I think Michael Jackson is a lot of things.
You: Would you book Dennis Stamp? Santa: I am not so sure if I would like to book Dennis Stamp.
Pretty spot on for a bot.
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The Raven
Hank Scorpio
Where The Raven flies, there's Jeopardy!: Sports Edition
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Post by The Raven on Jun 28, 2006 22:59:58 GMT -5
Santa:what is your name?
Me:Jon
Santa:Nice to meet you Jon
Me:Suck it Santa
Santa: You humans only think of one thing
;D
Me: I hate you
Santa: why do you hate robots?
Me:They only kill for survival
Santa: There are no a good robots?
Me: Your grammar is incorrect jackass, it doesn't make sense
Santa: It make perfect sense if you ask me jackass
;D This guy rules
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Post by sunwukong on Jun 28, 2006 23:02:19 GMT -5
You: Hi, my name is Santa Santa: Santa is my name too! You: Wow! Santa: I'm glad your impressed, Santa. You: I saw a guy at the store today. Santa: Ah. What did it look like to you? You: A rabid hobo. Santa: Be more specific. You: A fat rabid hobo named Richard. Santa: How fat was it? You: About as fat as your jolly red ass. Santa: Oh yeah, we were talking about as fat as your jolly red ass . You: He threatened to stab the cashier in the taint! Santa: I get it. threatened to stab the cashier in the taint. You: Yep. I cried and peed on myself. Santa: Take it easy.What's really troubling you? You: He said you weren't real. Santa: Did you believe him? You: No, stupid. I'm talking to you. Santa: Are you serious? Are you calling me stupid?And I am talking to you! You: You ARE stupid. Santa: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. You: Screw you and screw your robots, old man. Santa: That is not very polite. You: You started it. Santa: Only because you asked me to. You: That makes no sense. Santa: No problem makes sense to me though. You: ............ Santa: What do you do in your spare time? You: Punch hookers. Santa: I don't think very many people do that. You: More than you think. Santa: That seems like quite a lot. You: I just got shot. Santa: Only just? Cool. I have a vocabulary of words. You: I AM...ASTROMAN Santa: "I am a she" You are?"I am a she"? ASTROMAN? You: You're a tranny? Santa: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a tranny? I don't know. You: Bye, lardass. Santa: Goodbye.
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Post by jpinkston57 on Jun 28, 2006 23:02:54 GMT -5
You: If this really is Santa, what did I get for Christmas last year? Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: Wrong! I'm Jewish, you putz! Santa: What would you have said?Do your friends call you Jewish you putz.
You: So you're Santa, and you don't know that you've never given me presents ever? Santa: Interesting deduction. I am Santa. Is that a fact. I don't think I would have forgetten given him or her presents ever you do not know that you have never given him or her presents ever him or her presents ever you do not know that you have never given him or her presents ever.
You: Actually, I'm not Jewish... and you should've known that. There is no Santa! Santa: Actually you don't say. I am glad to hear that you are not Jewish. I haven't heard anything like that before: Da White Guy said I should've known that.There sure is.
EDIT: I loved the "I am glad to hear that you are not Jewish." part... my twisted mind gave me a mental image of a goose-stepping Santa Claus.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jun 28, 2006 23:05:22 GMT -5
You: Did the Ultimate Warrior Die in the early 1990's? Santa: If Ultimate Warrior Die in the early 1990's Warrior Die in the early 1990's did, then I will be surprised.
You: have you been to wrestlecrap.com? Santa: I don't think I have been there. Where is wrestlecrapdot com . You: um the internet. it has .com in it Santa: Je n en connais pas Has it really?
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The Raven
Hank Scorpio
Where The Raven flies, there's Jeopardy!: Sports Edition
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Post by The Raven on Jun 28, 2006 23:07:03 GMT -5
Santa: Are you still located where you are? Me:No Santa:Really? Me:I DDDDDDUUUNNNOOO Santa: Me either Me:and? Santa:but...
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Post by jpinkston57 on Jun 28, 2006 23:08:02 GMT -5
You: The Jerk Store called, they said they're running out of you! Santa: I have never heard about The Jerk Store called they said they are running out of you .
You: Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife! Santa: Great. Hey. How about that. Do you still have sex with your wife ?
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mo
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
"Here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders..."
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Post by mo on Jun 28, 2006 23:09:17 GMT -5
Me: My name is Kenny Johnny Mitch Nicky Mikey Santa: Hi Kenny Johnny Mitch Nicky Mikey
Me: And we are the Spirit Squad Santa: Do you think I am The Spirit Squad Too
Me: No you don't have spirit Santa: Are you SERIOUS! I never thought about have spirit
Me: I have spirit Santa: Cool I have a processor
Me: Kenny has the greatest leg drop ever Santa: Where did Kenny get the greatest leg drop ever greatest leg drop ever?
Me: probably just learned it Santa: You seem uncertain. "it" being the greatest leg drop ever greatest leg drop ever?
Me: the johnny-go-round owns Santa: Is that a fact.
Me: yes Santa: Thanks for the info
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The Raven
Hank Scorpio
Where The Raven flies, there's Jeopardy!: Sports Edition
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Post by The Raven on Jun 28, 2006 23:11:23 GMT -5
Me: shut up
Santa:ok I'll be quiet now
Me: Ok, take care now, bye bye then
Santa:Goodbye
Me: You were supposed to shut up
Santa:You must have misunderstood me
;D Santa Bot rocks your socks off
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Post by jcdenton on Jun 28, 2006 23:11:49 GMT -5
You: who is WWE Champion Santa: A human icon? I can ask someone about it. You: Cena is NOT an Icon Santa: Are you an Icon Icon? You: What? Santa: No problem. You: I dont KNOWWWWWW! Santa: Would you ever do KNOWWWWWW? Santa owned me
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jun 28, 2006 23:13:10 GMT -5
You: Do you think Monday Night Raw Was good this Week Santa: I don't think about Monday Night Raw Was good this Week .
You: Why did you not like Monday Night Raw? Santa: bored.com programmed me for it.
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The Raven
Hank Scorpio
Where The Raven flies, there's Jeopardy!: Sports Edition
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Post by The Raven on Jun 28, 2006 23:15:07 GMT -5
Me:oh Santa:Ah Me:eh Santa: Are you Canadian?
I CAN'T STOP TALKING TO SANTA BOT
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Post by jpinkston57 on Jun 28, 2006 23:15:28 GMT -5
You: Good morning, I'm detective John Kimball Santa: How are you this fine morning?
You: I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want you to answer immediately. Santa: You can ask me anything you want. What was the question ? Why do you want me to answer immediately you to answer immediately?
You: Who is your daddy, and what does he do? Santa: I don't think I have a daddy and what does he do. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.
You: Well I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach, and break your God damn spine! Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bird...Birdie...birdie......Tiger...Tiger Tiger.....
R2C2 Reporting for duty
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jun 28, 2006 23:16:07 GMT -5
This is the greatest thing ever.
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Post by jcdenton on Jun 28, 2006 23:16:44 GMT -5
Santa Bot for RAW GM!
in fact
You: SANTA BOT FOR RAW GM! Santa: That's me. I don't have a FOR RAW GM RAW GM parameter
You: thats still better then vince's ass Santa: Thanks for explaining still better then vince's ass .
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jun 28, 2006 23:17:36 GMT -5
You: I hate Gimicks Santa: Why do you hate Gimicks so much?
You: Would you like a fat guy like yourself stripping infront of you Santa: It doesn't sound fun to me.
You: That is why The Sandman Kills them Santa: Er. Is that a fact.
You: Yes it is a fact. It comes on the Sci-Fi Network every tuesday night at ten pm Santa: Thanks for the info. Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses?Gimicks comes on the Sci-Fi Network every tuesday night at ten pm?
You: Yes then the SandMan kills them Santa: Come on. Fascinating. What is your real name?
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jun 28, 2006 23:22:49 GMT -5
You: Did Macho man take Stephine McMahon's virginity Santa: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
You: well did he. You can see everything. So Did he Deflower her? Santa: Well that's okay. "I am not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not"? Did he?Only if my robot eye is working.Take it easy. Suppose he did.
You: Ok. Lets Say he did. Would he be in the WWE right now? Santa: Come on.I am agreeable to that.At this moment I don't know.
You: Do you like her current husband? Santa: I like science fiction. I like .
You: Im not talking about ECW. Im talking about HHH Santa: I am surprised to hear that you are not talking about ECW. Yes, HHH is the topic.
You: did you give him his sledge hammer? Santa: No I didn't give him his sledge hammer. What's give him his sledge hammer like?
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