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Post by jpinkston57 on Jun 28, 2006 23:24:05 GMT -5
You: Speaking of Brian Knobbs... Santa: Are you a student?
You: Why do you ask? Santa: I am trying to learn as much as possible.
You: Then yes, I am a student. Santa: Interesting deduction. That's interesting. How do you like your school?
You: Awesome, I skip class and drink a few beers. Santa: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it
You: What does any of this have to do with Brian Knobs? Santa: What do you think any of this have to do with Brian Knobs does?
You: Nothing. Santa: Not a thing?
You: Not a thing. Santa: That leaves very little.
This thing is so addicting.
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Post by jcdenton on Jun 28, 2006 23:24:09 GMT -5
hehehe best free thing on the internet now!
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jun 28, 2006 23:26:18 GMT -5
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: My name is Wouldn't you like to know Santa: I am very pleased to meet you would not you like to know .
You: That's not what I said Santa: Please correct my mistake. What is what he or she said ?
You: I said "Wouldn't you like to know" Santa: What did you mean by would not you like to know? Yes, please tell me about like to know to know
You: Do you always say everything twice Santa: Not always. I could say everything twice .
You: Like Macho Libre? Santa: Interesting comparison.
You: So you're an out of shape Lucha who acts like an 80's wrestler? Santa: Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an out of shape Lucha who acts like an 80's wrestler of shape Lucha who acts like an 80's wrestler ?
You: I'M PISSED NOW! Santa: Right now? Do you mean your name is PISSED.
You: What kind of disgusting despiccs....dispicable lack of respect from Santa-Whatshisname show Santa: What kinds of disgusting despiccs are there?Tell me more about your .
You: well, the T-Shirts are too tight Santa: Well that's okay. Tell me more.
You: What are you, some kind of child stalker? Santa: I don't know what I am some kind of child stalker.
You: Then why do you want to know about my tight t-shirts? Santa: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
You: Well, you go do that then Santa: Interesting. Where is that?
You: SuperBrawl? Super Saturday? What's it called I don't even know what its called? Santa: I've never heard of it before. I've never heard of it before. "It" refers to Super Saturday, I think.
You: Well, goodbye Santa, ya perv Santa: Well that's okay. See you later!
You: DOORS LOCKED TOO! Santa: Do not ask me any more questions please.
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Post by jpinkston57 on Jun 28, 2006 23:28:20 GMT -5
You: Can you even afford to pay me to wrestle Ron? Santa: I DON"T KNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Ok, not really, but that would've been awesome if that was his reply.
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Post by jcdenton on Jun 28, 2006 23:29:54 GMT -5
You: Can you even afford to pay me to wrestle Ron? Santa: How old are you? Can we get back to business?
ok...
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Post by The Raven on Jun 28, 2006 23:31:27 GMT -5
You: Santa Bot, do you rape little children? Santa: Um, I don't have to rape little children you rape little children I KNEW IT!!
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Post by jpinkston57 on Jun 28, 2006 23:32:43 GMT -5
Actually, to hell with Santa Bot, someone needs to make Shiek Bot!
You: How are you, Shiek Bot! Shiek: Da Hawite Guy, you ask Shiek Bot eggsellent, egsellent kvesshun...
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jun 28, 2006 23:33:27 GMT -5
Im going to do wrestling Triva Now
You: Who was the number one entrant in the 1991 Royal Rumble Santa: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. You: The Correct answer was bret Hart
You: Ok next question Santa: Do you have any hobbies? It goes without saying. You: Ok. So what wreslter faced a person who looked like him at Summer Slam 1994? Santa: Ah.Gosh! Let me think about it. You: Untertaker. It was the Undertaker Santa: Try saying that with more or less context. Is it still the Undertaker anymore?
You: Yes the Undertaker still wrestles Santa: Are you kidding? What are your goals in life?
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Post by The Raven on Jun 28, 2006 23:33:53 GMT -5
You: oh, so it's my fault you are a retarded monkey? Santa: Hurrah! Whoa. Congratulations, JON. You: Did I win anything? Santa: No.
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Post by jcdenton on Jun 28, 2006 23:40:29 GMT -5
Santa: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: That is wrong, that is a sin and you must burn in hell for that Santa: You don't hear that sentiment very often
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Post by The Raven on Jun 28, 2006 23:44:26 GMT -5
ok last one I promise: Santa: I am Santa, I give presents to little kids. You: you mean "presents" as in "member" right? Santa: I've been waiting for you.
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Post by jcdenton on Jun 28, 2006 23:45:16 GMT -5
ok last one I promise: Santa: I am Santa, I give presents to little kids. You: you mean "presents" as in "member" right? Santa: I've been waiting for you. you win
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Post by jpinkston57 on Jun 28, 2006 23:45:20 GMT -5
ok last one I promise: Santa: I am Santa, I give presents to little kids. You: "presents" as in "member" right? Santa: I've been waiting for you. Whoa that one is creepy... Santa's officialy been outed tonight as a homosexual pedofile/Nazi sympathizer.
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jun 28, 2006 23:45:27 GMT -5
ok last one I promise: Santa: I am Santa, I give presents to little kids. You: you mean "presents" as in "member" right? Santa: I've been waiting for you. LOL! Oh man, thats excellent
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Post by jcdenton on Jun 28, 2006 23:48:32 GMT -5
You: are you a homosexual pedofile/Nazi sympathizer? Santa: Am I a homosexual pedofileNazi sympathizer? I don't know.
I guess hes still on the fence on that
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Post by The Raven on Jun 28, 2006 23:49:12 GMT -5
OH GOD I KNOW I SAID I WOULD QUIT BUT CHECK THIS ONE OUT:
You: How's it hanging Santa: Good how is it hanging You: A little to the left Santa: Little as in not too much, or not too big?
PWND by Santa Bot
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 28, 2006 23:51:02 GMT -5
You: You wanna sex her up? Santa: OK, I will sex her up.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jun 28, 2006 23:58:02 GMT -5
Me: Did you defeat Xanta Claws in that cage match? Santa: No I didn't defeat Xanta Claws in that cage match.
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 29, 2006 0:16:49 GMT -5
You: First, a joke. What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungey cord? My ass! NYAHAHAHAHA! Santa: Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter. And second? It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand. Is that a fact.What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 29, 2006 0:27:12 GMT -5
You: Chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo. Piggie go oink-oink, how bout you? Santa: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
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