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Post by Nickybojelais on Dec 23, 2014 2:01:33 GMT -5
"He's standing on his tongue" - Every IRS match
"Shawn Michaels has left the building" - Bobby's regular breaking news report
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Dec 23, 2014 2:31:44 GMT -5
On the WWF Hotline:
Gorilla:"And remember, Kids..get your parents permission before calling."
Heenan:"And if they say no, just sneak up behind them with a baseball bat and WHAM!"
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Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Dec 23, 2014 7:43:24 GMT -5
"I know what you're thinking, 'I left something on the stove and the bacon is cooking', but it's only the lights in here that are hot."
On the Oinkettes, if memory serves me correctly.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Dec 23, 2014 9:39:40 GMT -5
Heenan: How long have you been married? Guy in crowd: 25 years. Heenan: Do you realize if you had murdered your wife on your wedding night you would be a free man by now?
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Post by ButterFly Suplex on Dec 23, 2014 10:02:50 GMT -5
Royal Rumble '92
After Ric Flair hits a low blow on the British Bulldog in the rumble match
Gorilla: Did you see that? Bobby: I'd do that to my grandmother if I had to.
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khali
Dennis Stamp
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Post by khali on Dec 23, 2014 17:37:49 GMT -5
The Hart Family match at Survivor Series 93 is filled with dozens of great lines.
"Hey, there's a picture of Helen on the back of his jacket!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2014 18:14:10 GMT -5
Gorilla: "How fitting, Brain, leaving Wrestlemania with the woman you love, and the woman that loves you?" Brain: "I'd rather have some money than a skirt."
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lws
ALF
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Post by lws on Dec 24, 2014 2:00:58 GMT -5
tony schiavone: and remember, don't try this at home! bobby the brain heenan: yeah, try it at tony's home, he's got a bigger living room.
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Tony Schiavontay
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Dec 24, 2014 2:09:47 GMT -5
"One day Roddy Piper came home from school and his parents had run away."
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Dec 24, 2014 4:51:33 GMT -5
The Hart Family match at Survivor Series 93 is filled with dozens of great lines. "Hey, there's a picture of Helen on the back of his jacket!" My personal favorite was: Bobby: Hey Stu I got a message for you, WAKE UP! Vince: You know Bobby Heenan I think Stu should come over here and do something about those comments you're making about him. Bobby: That's fine with me it'll take about two hours and we'll be off the air.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Dec 24, 2014 4:55:58 GMT -5
Monsoon: You know Brain, Stu and Helen have 12 kids. Heenan: One of each.
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Dec 24, 2014 14:04:20 GMT -5
On behalf of the "Real" Worlds' Champion Ric Flair, I'd like to challenge you Hogan at anytime anyplace-(door slams in his face) Who do you think you're embarassin'?! You wouldn't do that if Ric Flair was standing here!!
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Boo!
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Post by Boo! on Dec 24, 2014 14:32:10 GMT -5
Heenan: What's with naming all the body parts, Monsoon? Monsoon: It's called knowledge, something you wouldn't know anything about Heenan: I do too, I could do it just as easily Monsoon: Be my guest Heenan: See that, he just kicked him in the uterus.
Heenan: How'd you like to come to my big party in Vegas tomorrow night? Regis: Tomorrrow? I can't make it Heenan: Oh, that's too bad Regis: Kathy-lee might want to come though Heenan: Sorry, we're full
Heenan: Hogan's music is my second favourite song Monsoon: What's your favourite? Heenan: The rest are tied.
Bret gives glasses to someone in the crowd
Monsoon: His folks must be very proud of that youngster Heenan: What an ugly kid Monsoon: Will you stop Heenan: You're right Monsoon. I blame the parents, look at them
Heenan: You know Mike McGuirk won an award last week Monsoon: I'm not surprised to hear that, she's a very talented lady Heenan: First prize - best in show Monsoon: Will you be serious? Heenan: They gave her some flowers but she ate them
Heenan: Do you know what I enjoy most about working with you McMahon? Vince: I've no idea Heenan: Oh, that makes two of us then.
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Post by chuck the duke on Dec 24, 2014 16:19:04 GMT -5
Bischoff: "When Flair walked by he held up 4 fingers. That was the sign of the 4 Horsemen."
Heenan: "When Hogan walked by I held up one finger."
or:
JR: "Back in Oklahoma, Bobby, we called a match like this a slobberknocker." Heenan: "I thought that's what they called the waitress at the Tip Top cafe in Downtown Tulsa."
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Post by fw91 on Dec 24, 2014 18:42:33 GMT -5
Vince: I'd like to remind you. Bobby Heenan, that sitting right behind you is Helen Hart, and some of the brothers and the sisters..... Bobby: That's the smell! I couldn't put my finger on it.
Bobby: I was talking to Stu earlier, and I said,"you must be proud of your boys." He said, "I have boys???"
Bobby: Wouldn't you classify that all 20 Harts living together, is classified as a ghetto? Vince: (trying not to corpse) Bobby Heenan...... Bobby: Just askin
Bobby: Hey Stu just yelled to Helen. "Hellen I'm Damp!" What oould that mean?
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Don Corleone
You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!!
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Post by Albino Heat on Dec 24, 2014 19:00:19 GMT -5
You know the old saying, 'What the hell. Use the bell!'
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Post by SAJ Forth on Dec 24, 2014 19:32:21 GMT -5
"A friend in need is a pest".
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DragonMasterP
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Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Dec 24, 2014 20:34:41 GMT -5
*Hulk Hogan points to a fan in the crowd*
"He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing how high he can count!"
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 24, 2014 21:07:34 GMT -5
Heenan: Shawn Michaels is making guacamole out of El Matador. Monsoon: He is not. Heenan: Look at the tights, they're green.
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Post by Main Eventer on Dec 24, 2014 21:24:57 GMT -5
Don't remember how it exactly how it goes.
Vince: "Stu Hart wrestled here in 1950."
Bobby: "That's where your wrong it was 1850, he was at the tail-end of his career."
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