lws
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Post by lws on Dec 22, 2014 3:20:49 GMT -5
this is a thread for quoting bobby heenan
during raven/benoit, souled out 1998, after a strong chair shot
tony schiavone: a hard shot, sending benoit back to canada! dusty rhodes: and wherever raven's from! bobby heenan: probably a tree, right?
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Post by jp49er80 on Dec 22, 2014 5:53:05 GMT -5
Repo man! Last week he repoed his own car! He's nuts!
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Boo!
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Post by Boo! on Dec 22, 2014 6:21:59 GMT -5
Repo man! Last week he repoed his own car! He's nuts! Okerlund: 5 years ago he had my mother-in-law's Heenan: 4 years ago everyone had your mother-in-law *Miss Elizabeth is being interviewed by Mean Gene Monsoon: Wow. Look at that, Brain. Beautiful Heenan: I dunno, he's kinda bald.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 22, 2014 6:40:51 GMT -5
Gorilla as Taker enters: Always that eerie smell of formaldehyde when he's around. Heenan: I thought that was your cologne! You buy that cheap stuff all the time so you can get a free comb.
Ray Combs: I think a few of the Hart woman could take you, Bobby. Heenan: They can take me any place if they have a nice car.
That last line actually saved me from a few schoolyard fights, when guys say things like, "Let's go!" or "I'm gonna take you out". No one wants to fight after you lay that line on them, it's much harder to fight when the aggressor is suddenly laughing.
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Post by Boo! on Dec 22, 2014 6:43:39 GMT -5
Heenan: Boy can Tito's sister belt one out! Monsoon: Will you stop? Heenan: That's Arriba McEntire Monsoon: It is not! Heenan: Wooooooo!
..when that's the opening line of commentary to a show, you know it's going to be a good one.
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Post by Boo! on Dec 22, 2014 6:49:02 GMT -5
Heenan: How about this Monsoon; if Sheri doesn't win I'll buy you lunch Monsoon: You? Pay for lunch? I'd like to see that Heenan: Come on Sheri, I've got a whopper riding on this Monsoon: Ha!
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Post by jmule on Dec 22, 2014 7:48:20 GMT -5
Heenan: "ya know, I should be managing the nasty boys"
Monsoon: "well why don't you go talk to that runt?"
Heenan: "who that pipsque--uh jimmy hart?"
Monsoon: "what?!"
Heenan: "what? I didn't say anything it was the guy behind me.."
Monsoon: "pipsqueak?"
Heenan: "the guy behind me said that!"
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 22, 2014 8:39:22 GMT -5
Heenan: You know, I remember when I was champion Monsoon. Gorilla: Champion of what?! Heenan: The neighborhood. Had the prettiest date on the whole block that month.
Monsoon: In all my years, I've never seen anyone get pinned by a side-headlock. Heenan: I've beat a few people with it. Monsoon: Where??? In your dreams??? Heenan: I can beat a man a million different ways. I had a guy give up one time during instructions.
GONG!!! [Arena goes dark] Taker is showing up.
Vince: Bobby Heenan! Get out from under there! Heenan: Are you wearing swim fins?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 8:43:34 GMT -5
I remember him commentating on a midget battle royal..."It's like a riot in a day care center."
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Dec 22, 2014 8:58:57 GMT -5
(Monsoon and Heenan are signing hotdog buns) Heenan: That's G-O-R-I- Monsoon: WILL YOU STOP!? Now hurry up and sign your buns. Heenan: I would need a mirror to do that.
(The 3 Doinks are going through the crowd) Here's how you tell the Doinks apart. The first Doink (Matt Borne) is left handed, the second Doink (Steve Keirn) is right handed and the third Doink (Steve Lombardi) goes both ways.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Dec 22, 2014 18:54:51 GMT -5
Gorilla: I think you should see your occulist. Brain: There's nothing wrong with my feet!
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Crappler El 0 M
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 22, 2014 19:02:37 GMT -5
Dusty Rhodes: Hulk Hogan is in the building! Tony: You're damn right, he is! Dusty: Go get 'em, Hulkster! Bobby: Yeah, but whose side is he on? Dusty: Go...What are you talkin' about?!?!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 19:07:13 GMT -5
"Now remember this, when a man sticks his hand out to you, you shake it. Then kick him really hard when he's not looking."
Bobby: Fatu is bye-bye! Monsoon: Who eliminated him, Brain? There's so much going on! Bobby: I think he threw himself out, I don't know. Monsoon: Threw himself out? NOBODY WOULD DO THAT!
"A friend in need is a pest."
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Post by Blindkarevik on Dec 22, 2014 19:14:33 GMT -5
* Royal Rumble '92... Roddy Piper saves Flair * Heenan: Thank you, Piper! I'm sorry for everything I've ever said! It's a kilt, not a skirt! * Piper attacks Flair moments later * Heenan: You no good skirt-wearing freak! It's not a kilt, it's a skirt!
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Post by Giul T. on Dec 22, 2014 19:28:30 GMT -5
"YES! YES YES YES YES YES YES, HE DID IT, I TOLD YOU MONSOON". Some great Heel celebrating there.
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Post by chrom on Dec 22, 2014 19:44:10 GMT -5
It's four on four, you know Duggan's looking over there and seeing eight.
Remeber the old sayin' what the hell use the bell!
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 22, 2014 19:51:42 GMT -5
Haku: "Ko Haku toku ingoa i te motu o Tonga. Ko ahau te tangata whatoto ngaio. Ka turaki ahau hoariri katoa te hunga e tu i ahau i mua i, hoki ahau i te maona teitei taea kore nei e patua. E ahau he wairua pakanga me te hiahia e kore e tineia ki te riro. Kahore he tangata e taea tu ki ahau. Ake e taea e kore e tetahi kia koropiko ahau ki a ratou. Ka whawhai ahau a taea noatia te mate!!"
Heenan: "I asked him if he feared anyone in the World Wrestling Federation. He said "no".
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Post by Sickness Rising on Dec 22, 2014 20:29:07 GMT -5
Bobby: Two ugly people looking at each other. That's fun.
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Post by hargh on Dec 22, 2014 20:34:14 GMT -5
"COLLEGE!"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2014 22:16:40 GMT -5
Not really a quote so much as an appreciatio, but I just finished watching Clash of the Champions 28 where a mysterious masked man ran out and hit Hogan in the knee with a lead pipe. As they discussed the identity of the masked assailant, Heenan slipped in that he executed it "perfectly". Later on when the assaulant attacked again, Heenan remarked that the second attack was the "ultimate insult".
Just thought it was brilliant how Bobby planted those suggestions for the identity of the attacker.
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