Beav
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Post by Beav on Dec 24, 2014 23:16:04 GMT -5
A pat on the back is only a foot away from a kick in the butt.
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lws
ALF
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Post by lws on Dec 25, 2014 18:18:16 GMT -5
i don't know how to translate this into text, but there was a moment on wcw monday nitro, i believe in 1999, when the camera panned to audience reaction shots, and at one particularly ugly woman bobby merely woofed and i guess just s/o to that moment
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Post by Clawley Race on Dec 25, 2014 18:42:51 GMT -5
"Gold teeth? What am I, Japanese?"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2014 19:47:27 GMT -5
I remember reading on a quote site that he had an exchange during a shoot interview that went something like this:
Interviewer: What's the biggest bump you've ever taken? Bobby Heenan: You should've seen my wedding night.
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Post by RI Richmark on Dec 25, 2014 20:07:16 GMT -5
On Prime Time Wrestling before WrestleMania VI (from CN Tower): Monsoon: You know Sapphire is training hard for her match at WrestleMania. Heenan: I know. In fact you can see her behind us right now swimming laps in Lake Ontario. No wait, that's just an oil barge.
Same show talking about the Jake Roberts/Ted DiBiase match at WrestleMania VI: Monsoon: So who do you think has the Million Dollar Belt? Is it still in the bag with Daimen or does Jack Tunney have it to present to the winner? Heenan: Both. Monsoon: Both? Heenan: Yes, the belt is in the bag and Tunney's in the bag.
During a Tito Santana/Sgt. Slaughter match: Heenan: Hey Gorilla, did you know that Tito was in the Mexican Army? Monsoon: Really? Heenan: Yes, but he was discharged when he stole thier Buick. Monsoon: Will you stop! Heenan: Where else were the soldiers going to sleep?
At Summerslam 91 during the Bushwackers/Natural Disasters match: Monsoon: If you were managing the Bushwackers, what advice would you give them? Heenan: If I was managing the Bushwackers I'd commit suicide.
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The Sam
El Dandy
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Post by The Sam on Dec 25, 2014 21:24:26 GMT -5
Never touch a midget, you don't know where they've been.
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Post by angryfan on Dec 25, 2014 21:37:35 GMT -5
Came in to post this one.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Dec 25, 2014 23:43:23 GMT -5
After the Genius slapped Jamison during the Bushwhackers VS Beverly Brothers match (Royal Rumble 1992):
Jamison: (To the camera) He hit me, he hit me hard!
Heenan: Not hard enough, you're still breathing.
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Post by Super Nintenjoe KBD on Dec 26, 2014 18:36:04 GMT -5
Was just watching a Superstars from 19th December 92, opening match was Crush vs a jobber in a mask called "Dark Destiny".
Vince: "So, Bobby Heenan, what do you know of this Dark Destiny?" Bobby: "He's the guy in the match."
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Post by MrElijah on Dec 26, 2014 19:03:54 GMT -5
"One day Roddy Piper came home from school and his parents had run away." Piper: I don't have to take this! Bobby: Right. You can leave.
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Post by MrElijah on Dec 26, 2014 19:23:36 GMT -5
On Tupelo-
Schiavione: This is a great town. Brain: They should tear it down and build a slum
Brain: That's a shame for Sting, cause if you go to the hospital in this town with a bad leg, they shoot you.
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Post by Racksman on Dec 26, 2014 19:31:25 GMT -5
Schiavone: I smell Jackhammer. I smell Hogan! Heenan: Anyone close to him does.
Heenan: What does Tito Santana and a cueball have in common? Monsoon: I'm going to regret this, what? Heenan: The more you strike it, the more english you get out of it!
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Post by MrElijah on Dec 26, 2014 19:44:42 GMT -5
Some more offensive Tito hilarity: Monsoon: "I can't believe that Tito Santana hasn't come out here to help his partner." Brain: "He can't come out here, immigration is sitting in the front row!" "You know why there were only 220 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had one car." "Do you know what 'Ariba' means. It means 'Swim faster, the boarder guards are behind us".
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Dec 26, 2014 19:45:54 GMT -5
Monsoon: Stu and Helen Hart looking very nervous as Bret's Intercontinental championship reign is in jeopardy. Bobby: You know why they're nervous? They snuck in here! They're looking out for the usher! Monsoon: Will you be serious?!
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Post by Super Nintenjoe KBD on Dec 30, 2014 18:13:50 GMT -5
Was just watching a Raw from 93 and since I couldn't find this segment on it's own on Youtube I had to record it and upload it (dont tell the lawyers): www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xuDy5AJ60g
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Post by MrElijah on Dec 30, 2014 19:31:52 GMT -5
Starrcade 1995:
Tony: There it is, The Mafia Kick!
Dusty: He kicked him with the bottom of a 12 1/2 boot right in the middle of the mush. Ain't got nothing to do with the mafia! Hell, whatchu talking 'bout? Man. Jesus.
Bobby(laughing) : Look Tony he just hit with a yugoslavian neckbreaker!
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 3, 2015 5:25:01 GMT -5
"That's right, tickets are going on sale. Well don't get smart with me, I'll slap you in the mouth Do you want me to knock ya down? I'll talk to you later mom"
Heenan is on the phone as an ad for Mania 7 plays.
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