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Post by ToyfareMark on Jan 7, 2015 10:36:18 GMT -5
Ok in this thread we create sequels for movies that don't need one at all. Here's mine.
Night Shift II: Pimpin' Ain't Easy
In this sequel to the 1982 comedy Night Shift, Chuck Lumley, and his wife Belinda have been married for many years, and have a son named Randy, and have both comfortably retired after Chuck financial wizardry gained them quite a hefty nest egg. Their son Randy who grew up to be a financial advisor has been struggling since the economic crisis from a few years back. Bill Blazejowski meanwhile continues to try to live the dream as a pimp, but has never adjusted to how the Internet has changed the business he loves.
Randy finds out about his mother, and fathers past in chance meeting with Bill, and wants to help him reclaim his past glory while also finding his own niche in the world. Through a series of blunders Bill and Randy have no choice but to seek help from Chuck, and Belinda, and the adventure that follows sets them on a course of pure comedy, and the American dream...
Ok so I made that up as I wrote it pretty much, but it seems pretty unnecessary to me haha. Ok you're up FAN!
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 7, 2015 10:50:25 GMT -5
Scream 5
Sidney Prescott is stalked a final time by the Ghostface killer. Ultimately it's revealed to be Jamie Lee Curtis, who wants to prove to the world that she is the ultimate scream queen. For old time's sake, Jamie Lee shows her tits once again.
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Post by ToyfareMark on Jan 7, 2015 10:56:00 GMT -5
Scream 5 Sidney Prescott is stalked a final time by the Ghostface killer. Ultimately it's revealed to be Jamie Lee Curtis, who wants to prove to the world that she is the ultimate scream queen. For old time's sake, Jamie Lee shows her tits once again. And they are covered in Activia... The company soon goes under afterwards.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jan 7, 2015 11:01:20 GMT -5
Schindler's List II
An evil mad scientist finds a way to clone Hitler and the Nazi military. Now it's up to Oskar Schindler's great-grandson to help protect the innocent and to lead the fight to stop Hitler and the Nazis.
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Post by Arrow on Jan 7, 2015 11:03:19 GMT -5
Scream 5 Sidney Prescott is stalked a final time by the Ghostface killer. Ultimately it's revealed to be Jamie Lee Curtis, who wants to prove to the world that she is the ultimate scream queen. For old time's sake, Jamie Lee shows her tits once again. Is it a bad thing that I'd actually want to see this movie?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jan 7, 2015 11:16:46 GMT -5
Mighty Ducks IV: DUCKS ROCK!!!
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 7, 2015 11:33:23 GMT -5
The Happening II: Grass is Greener
Mark Wahlburg drinks a bunch of Sam Adams with his brother Donnie and they take a piss on the green of hole 12 at the local golfcourse. The urine combines with fragments of Wahlburg DNA and grass fertilizers to create a sentient grass monster that is hellbent on devouring all of humanity.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 11:34:50 GMT -5
Silver Linings Playbook 2 : More Silver Linings
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Jan 7, 2015 11:34:52 GMT -5
Agent Cody Banks 3-D: 10 years after his last adventure, Cody Banks (Frankie Muniz) is back to try a group of new agents.
The Flintstones Meet The Jetsons: A live action version of the movie starring the cast of the 1993 Flintstones film.
American Beauty 2: Years after the death of Kevin Spacey, his daughter begins having similar issues with her son's best friend.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 7, 2015 11:36:38 GMT -5
Signs 2
The aliens return to Earth, but this time wearing protective suits so they can't be splashed with glasses of water. Their plans for world domination are thwarted though when Mel Gibson pulls off his face to reveal that he too is one of the aliens and always was. Confused by this completely illogical plot twist, the aliens all immediately drop dead. M Night Shayamalan then appears on screen and breaks the fourth wall, weeping over the death of the aliens, and his career.
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Post by The Shareholder is nude on Jan 7, 2015 11:40:21 GMT -5
Ole Yeller 2: Ole Yeller's Revenge
50 or so years later a mysterious Satanic ritual out west goes horribly wrong and the zombified corpse of Ole Yeller awakens, hungry for human flesh!!! It's up to the great grandson of the boy who killed Ole Yeller to once again put down his dog (plus the boy happens to be a navy seal).
Starring Channing Tatum, Steve Buscemi, a nude Emma Watson, and Gary Busey as Satan.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 7, 2015 11:41:43 GMT -5
Mighty Ducks 4: Ducks in Space... by that I mean legitimately the peewee hockey team competes in an intergalactic Hockey Tournament. (The Duck Aliens from the cartoon based on the actual Hockey Team's mascot is not mentioned ) ---- The Seventh Sense... The twist is that it's legitimately just the Sixth Sense with a red filter over the lens.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 7, 2015 11:42:11 GMT -5
Cocoon 3
Clint Eastwood finds strange pods in his private swimming pool and notices that his dog turned into a puppy after it went for a swim. He immediately destroys the pods and buries the remains in concrete because god damned worthless youth ruin everything.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 7, 2015 11:44:53 GMT -5
Con Air 2
This time, the US prison service tries to apprehend Nicholas Cage, for his career choices since the first Con Air movie. They charge him with crimes against film.
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 7, 2015 12:09:09 GMT -5
13 Years A Slave: Solomon Northup is back, and he is out for justice against the men who enslaved him against his will. Now, with the might of the Union army against him, Northup is out on a one-man wrecking spree to make sure the South does NOT rise again.
The King's Speech 2: World War II is finally over- the Germans have been defeated, and King George VI and Lionel Logue have decided to take a well-deserved vacation...on South Beach, surrounded by all the flyest hotties in the States. It is also 2015 for some unknown reason because of movie magic and stuff so there's no women dressed in period attire.
Titanic II: Rose is still young enough to get naked on camera, but happily married. Then, the Titanic rises from the bottom of the ocean, filled with zombies led by Jack, who demands she come back to the man he really loves. It turns out the diamond is actually the magic amulet that makes the zombies live, and Rose has to get the amulet to the bottom of the ocean so that they can rest forever, while wondering if doing so takes the man she loves from her again.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 7, 2015 12:16:42 GMT -5
Django Re-Chained
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Post by Some Guy on Jan 7, 2015 12:26:40 GMT -5
The Social Network 2
Mark Zuckerberg spends 120 minutes hitting refresh in the hopes that the girl will befriend him on Facebook
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 7, 2015 12:33:06 GMT -5
It's a Wonderful Life 2: The movie starts at the final scene where everyone is with George Bailey, as someone notes that Mr.Potter still had all of the money and came out ahead. However, one of the well-wishers happens to be the town chief of police. He hands Bailey his service pistol and says "I won't stop you- nobody on the town's police force saw anything." Now, George Bailey (who is suddenly Liam Neeson for no apparent reason) is out for justice and to save the town from the clutches of Mr.Potter, using his own specific set of skills that he may have only had in "Taken" but who cares, to take out Mr.Potter and his all-girl army of kung fu killers (because, as later people find out, Rudy Ray Moore grew up in this town and happened to base Dolemite on Mr.Potter for some unknown reason.)
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 7, 2015 12:36:44 GMT -5
Too late- Disney is already working on it.
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 7, 2015 12:42:07 GMT -5
Too late- Disney is already working on it. Then they should scrap theirs and REALLY make it unnecessary. If you're going to do an unnecessary, shitty film sequel, you should at least have the decency to take Refuge in Audacity.
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