mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
Posts: 23,475
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Post by mizerable on Jan 7, 2015 20:55:06 GMT -5
Home Alone whatever they are up to now.. Kevin McCallister now 34 lives by himself in a rundown apartment. Directed by Werner Herzog Swap the director for Lars Von Trier and you have a deal!
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pegasuswarrior
El Dandy
Three Time FAN Idol Champion
@PulpPictionary
Posts: 8,748
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Jan 7, 2015 20:56:35 GMT -5
The Grand Budapest Parking Lot
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Post by edgestar on Jan 7, 2015 20:59:39 GMT -5
Apollo 13 2: San Antonio, we have a problem
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 7, 2015 21:00:26 GMT -5
Big Momma's House 4: Based on the novel 'Push' by Sapphire
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Post by edgestar on Jan 7, 2015 21:02:43 GMT -5
Precious 2: Preciouser
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 7, 2015 21:08:32 GMT -5
Home Alone whatever they are up to now.. Kevin McCallister now 34 lives by himself in a rundown apartment. Directed by Werner Herzog Swap the director for Lars Von Trier and you have a deal! Ok but we will have to write in a scene where Kevin's mum is killed at end.
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Post by Digital Witness on Jan 7, 2015 21:09:39 GMT -5
Con Air 2 This time, the US prison service tries to apprehend Nicholas Cage, for his career choices since the first Con Air movie. They charge him with crimes against film. This just spawned a hell of an idea: Superjail as a live action feature film. As for the thread at hand: Friday the 13th: Jason Takes South Central. Staring Chris Tucker and Ice Cube.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 7, 2015 21:11:02 GMT -5
Steel Magnolias 2: Iron Chrysanthemums
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Post by edgestar on Jan 7, 2015 21:13:19 GMT -5
Mystic Pizza 2: Groton Subs
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ToyfareMark
Vegeta
A WINNER IS YOU!
In Hutch I trust!
Posts: 9,626
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Post by ToyfareMark on Jan 7, 2015 21:16:57 GMT -5
Hot to Trot 2: Trot Harder
DC Cab: The Next Generation
Empire II: The Overnight (This would be a sequel to the Andy Warhol film that is just an 8 hour shot of the Empire State Building)
Cop and Three Quarters
The Keystone Cops go to Ferguson
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jan 7, 2015 21:19:53 GMT -5
Ready To Rumble 2: Jimmy King comes to TNA.
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jan 7, 2015 21:22:02 GMT -5
Fury 2. {Spoiler}When the U.S. Army brings Machine and the bodies of Wardaddy, Gordo, Bible and Coon-Ass back to the camp, the deceased soldiers come back to life as zombies and infect the entire camp. Machine manages to escape and finds an abandoned house that's loaded with weapons. He aims to kill all the zombies at the camp before the whole world becomes infected.
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
Posts: 58,479
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jan 7, 2015 21:35:31 GMT -5
Little (sequel to Big)
Josh Baskin is newly retired from the MacMillan Toy Company. Lonely, widowed, and without kids, he struggles to adapt to retirement. Seeking to establish new relationships and friendships, he starts attending church, though he is actually an atheist. During a church trip to the local amusement park, he stumbles upon a familiar fortune teller machine. Taken aback at first, he can't resist the temptation to reach into his pocket for change. He wishes he could feel the happiness he felt as a child. The next day he wakes up in the body of his twelve year old self. Taking on a new identity, he is taken in by a family from his church. He becomes friends with many of the local children and initially he finds happiness with his new freedoms and opportunities. Eventually he realizes he is simply too mature to go on living as a child and that he simply can't enjoy the thrills of youth any more. He realizes that his life is only as bleak as he makes it and that there is still plenty to live for. In the end he finds the Zoltar machine and wishes to return to his real body.
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
Posts: 6,847
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 7, 2015 22:32:40 GMT -5
Fight Club 2: Fight Harder:
Tyler and Marla have finished officially gotten together following the events of Fight Club. The two settle down, manage to get married, and settle into a newly free suburbia. However, things change once Tyler realizes that his alter-ego has been imbued into his first child. Now, watch these two parents have to deal with the ultimate problem child- and when his talking stuffed tiger comes into play, Tyler Durden will find a whole new definition of "Project Mayhem!" (Doubled since it's kind of clearly a Calvin and Hobbes movie in such a way to totally piss off fans of two different properties!)
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Post by DSR on Jan 7, 2015 23:01:06 GMT -5
THE WIZARD 2 - Present day California. Shortly after Corey Woods dies of mysterious circumstances (and it happens offscreen, because Fred Savage wouldn't agree to appear), his brother Jimmy (Luke Edwards actually reprises his role) receives an anonymous email containing a Super Mario Bros. 3 romhack. As Jimmy plays the game, he finds that his brother's restless spirit is haunting the romhack! Jimmy contacts the one person that can help him...the Nintendo hints line guy they called all the time in the first movie (also returning to the role), and together Jimmy and that guy have to beat the game in order to learn just what happened to Corey and send his soul to Heaven, basically. {Spoiler}Turns out Lucas Barton strangled Corey to death while wearing a Power Glove. There's a climactic fight scene at that dinosaur park from the first movie, and Jimmy beats Lucas to death with that lunchbox he carried around with mementos of his sister in it.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jan 7, 2015 23:05:12 GMT -5
Ocean's Eleven 2
The gang all get back together and try desperately to repeat the charm, snappy dialogue and be cool without trying. However, something happens that renders the heist of the first film irrelevant and they find themselves having to pay back the money they stole in the first film. They get themselves into a situation where they must steal a Macguffin but it seems the only way to steal it is to breakdance through some laser trip wires and no one is agile enough to do it. They then can only be broken out of jail by Julia Roberts playing herself. All the time Clooney and Pitt try to act cool and engage in snappy dialogue but come off as forced and un-cool. The film ends with the gang all appearing together in one last gaming session in which the smugness damn near melts the camera and they basically break the fourth wall and tell the audience that they're richer, cooler and better looking than we'll ever be. Yes, even Carl Reiner.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 8, 2015 1:39:12 GMT -5
Wrath of the Titans 2: You Actually Paid to See This? Zeus is back and following his dreams to be a rap mega star.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 8, 2015 1:49:37 GMT -5
EON Productions present......DANIEL CRAIG......as Ian Fleming's JAMES BOND......in.......Moonraker 2.
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adamclark52
El Dandy
I'm one with the Force; the Force is with me
Posts: 8,139
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Post by adamclark52 on Jan 8, 2015 3:57:10 GMT -5
Alvin & The Chipmunks: Kickin' The Nutz That's the greatest title for a movie ever. You win.
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
Posts: 16,332
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jan 8, 2015 4:06:29 GMT -5
Rudy 2. Rudy travels around the world trying to convince people that everything really went down exactly like the first movie.
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