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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2015 4:47:47 GMT -5
Little (sequel to Big) Josh Baskin is newly retired from the MacMillan Toy Company. Lonely, widowed, and without kids, he struggles to adapt to retirement. Seeking to establish new relationships and friendships, he starts attending church, though he is actually an atheist. During a church trip to the local amusement park, he stumbles upon a familiar fortune teller machine. Taken aback at first, he can't resist the temptation to reach into his pocket for change. He wishes he could feel the happiness he felt as a child. The next day he wakes up in the body of his twelve year old self. Taking on a new identity, he is taken in by a family from his church. He becomes friends with many of the local children and initially he finds happiness with his new freedoms and opportunities. Eventually he realizes he is simply too mature to go on living as a child and that he simply can't enjoy the thrills of youth any more. He realizes that his life is only as bleak as he makes it and that there is plenty to still live for. In the end he finds the Zoltar machine and wishes to return to his real body. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 8, 2015 7:26:17 GMT -5
Breaking Dawn 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 8, 2015 7:42:53 GMT -5
American History X2
Derek Vinyard is out for revenge after the savage murder of his younger brother at the end of the first film. Oh, yeah....he's a skinhead again.
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Crappler El 0 M
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jan 8, 2015 7:48:53 GMT -5
American History X2 Derek Vinyard is out for revenge after the savage murder of his younger brother at the end of the first film. Oh, yeah....he's a skinhead again. How about a crossover sequel... American History X2: X-Men United
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 8, 2015 8:18:48 GMT -5
Leonard Part 7.
The tagline: "The second worst thing Bill Cosby has done is back!"
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Post by wildojinx on Jan 8, 2015 8:43:13 GMT -5
Captain America 2. No not Winter Soldier, but a sequel to the 1990 film. With Sylvester Stallone as Nick Fury!
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ToyfareMark
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Post by ToyfareMark on Jan 8, 2015 9:14:58 GMT -5
Bucky Larson 2: The Buck Stops Here!
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Push R Truth
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Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 8, 2015 9:23:10 GMT -5
Star Trek: Generations 2 - The Greatest Generation
Kirk and Spock are back as they show Picard, Janeway and Sisko that they are all damn worthless Millenials. They brush aside the peace treaties with the Klingons and fly straight to Kronos, blasting every damn pussy Klingon Warbird out of the sky. Kirk beams down to the Klingon Imperial Palace and destroys the entire Imperial Guard in hand-to-hand barefisted combat. The Dominion launches a counterattack but it's quickly thwarted as Spock reverses the polarity of something and the entire fleet explodes. Commander Sulu then reports in that he conquered the Borg Collective by discovering that phazers set on Fabulous could melt even the staunchest of cyborg hearts.
At the end Starfleet asks, "But what about Captain Archer?" The entire cast breaks out in belly laughter and Spock replies "Who the f@#$ cares!"
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 8, 2015 9:23:31 GMT -5
Bucky Larson 2: The Buck Stops Here! RATED SUPER R
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 8, 2015 9:51:58 GMT -5
Goodfellas vs the Sopranos
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The Unconquered Sun
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He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jan 8, 2015 10:04:13 GMT -5
Sucker Punch 2! Now with even MORE misogyny. If that's somehow possible.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 8, 2015 10:17:52 GMT -5
Aliens vs Predator vs Reno 911
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 8, 2015 10:19:13 GMT -5
Aliens vs Predator vs Reno 911 This is the unnecessary film sequel thread not the this movie needs to be made thread
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 8, 2015 10:23:33 GMT -5
Aliens vs Predator vs Reno 911 This is the unnecessary film sequel thread not the this movie needs to be made thread I'm secretly hoping that some shitty studio is surfing the net looking for terrible movie ideas and finds this thread.
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Crappler El 0 M
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jan 8, 2015 10:24:46 GMT -5
Veronica Guerin vs. Erin Brockovich
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 8, 2015 10:29:35 GMT -5
Gremlins 3: Mogwai vs Furbies
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ToyfareMark
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Post by ToyfareMark on Jan 8, 2015 11:56:02 GMT -5
Weekend at Bernie's Grave... It's been years since Larry, and Richard had their amazing adventures with their dead boss Bernie. Now both friends are caretakers to Bernie's grave. See them wipe leaves off Bernie's headstone. Watch in awe as they plant flowers. And listen in amazement when they cry and feel sorry for themselves.
Starring Andrew McCartney, and Jonathan Silverman...
Not starring Terry Kiser, not even in a cameo or flashbacks.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 8, 2015 12:06:29 GMT -5
Joe versus another Volcano
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Jan 8, 2015 13:16:28 GMT -5
Taxi Driver 2: You Talkin' To Me?
Let's face it, no one cared about Travis Bickle (Robert DeNiro), the alleged main character of the original film. But, audiences reacted favorably to Bickle's "you talkin' to me?" line. Therefore, Taxi Driver 2 is 90 minutes of Bickle talking to the mirror and re-enacting the killing of Sport (Harvey Keitel).
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jan 8, 2015 13:41:59 GMT -5
A Serbian Film 2: The New(born porn) Generation.
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