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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 12:43:22 GMT -5
Gran Torino 2: Gran Sport: Thao Vang Lor's gangbanger cousins have escaped out of jail are out of revenge. So Thao Vang Lor and his Sue Lor are out on the run and move to Cleveland. That's where they bump into Mathieu Kowalski played by Abe Vigoda who is the estranged older brother of Walt Kowalski by accidentally bumping his Buick Gran Sport! Over there they promise to stay in Cleveland and save up to fix his Buick Gran Sport while the gangbangers try to steal his Buick Gran Sport and at this point it becomes a shot to shot sequel of the first one.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 7, 2015 13:00:36 GMT -5
A Few More Good Men
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 13:00:47 GMT -5
Aladdin 4: After their honeymoon, Aladdin and Jasmine have their homemade porno stolen by a yet again resurrected Jafar who wants to alter it to feature him and his girlfriend (voiced by Kim Kardashian) so they can make lots of money.
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Post by Vampiro138 on Jan 7, 2015 13:01:03 GMT -5
Its Back To The Future 4!! the time machine had malfunctioned and landed Doc and Marty in the stone age!! watch as Doc and Marty discover a new breed of dinosaur, the Tannensaurus Rex!! in able to save history they must see to it that the Tannensaurus is killed by the McFlyadon or it may alter history forever as we know it!! after they land at a strange new location unfamilar to them both...theyve landed in Jurassic Park! John Hammond tells them he has no history of a Tannensaurus or a McFlyadon ever existing in prehistoric times and then introduces them to his expect paleontologist Doctor Tommy Oliver!
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 7, 2015 13:01:20 GMT -5
Back To The Future...Again
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Post by ToyfareMark on Jan 7, 2015 13:02:53 GMT -5
Problem Child Twinsanity. The twins with the lemonade stand from Problem Child 2 are now grown up and greedier than ever, they still overcharge for lemonade (with Junior's urine in it), and then they start a business where they find stray animals, shave them, then sell the fur to wig shops. Gilbert Gottfried stars as their biggest client.
That was so friggin random...
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 7, 2015 13:10:40 GMT -5
Dumb and Dumbest
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 13:11:35 GMT -5
The Wizard of Oz 2: Now 21, Dorothy lands in Oz again (in reality, a concussion suffered from playing in a Lingerie Football game) and gathers up her old pals as they travel to a convention commemorating their original journey. But when the convention organizer (Patton Oswalt) refuses to pay them, they are forced to use their combined powers to right this wrong.
Kate Upton as Dorothy
Justin Beiber as the Scarecrow
Donald Glover as the Tin Man
Penn Jillette as the Cowardly Lion
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Post by James Fabiano on Jan 7, 2015 13:13:17 GMT -5
Back To The Future...Again Justin Bieber must star. Let's get that requirement out of the way. |
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Post by James Fabiano on Jan 7, 2015 13:13:48 GMT -5
The Wizard of Oz 2: Now 21, Dorothy lands in Oz again (in reality, a concussion suffered from playing in a Lingerie Football game) and gathers up her old pals as they travel to a convention commemorating their original journey. But when the convention organizer (Patton Oswalt) refuses to pay them, they are forced to use their combined powers to right this wrong. Kate Upton as Dorothy Justin Beiber as the Scarecrow Donald Glover as the Tin Man Penn Jillette as the Cowardly Lion Hey I'd go for the first casting choice. And it wouldn't be any scarier than Return to Oz was. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 7, 2015 13:15:20 GMT -5
Police Academy 8: Return of Mahoney
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Post by ToyfareMark on Jan 7, 2015 13:17:57 GMT -5
Police Academy 8: Return of Mahoney Burial of Hightower, and Tackleberry... |
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Post by James Fabiano on Jan 7, 2015 13:19:59 GMT -5
It's a Wonderful Life 2: The movie starts at the final scene where everyone is with George Bailey, as someone notes that Mr.Potter still had all of the money and came out ahead. However, one of the well-wishers happens to be the town chief of police. He hands Bailey his service pistol and says "I won't stop you- nobody on the town's police force saw anything." Now, George Bailey (who is suddenly Liam Neeson for no apparent reason) is out for justice and to save the town from the clutches of Mr.Potter, using his own specific set of skills that he may have only had in "Taken" but who cares, to take out Mr.Potter and his all-girl army of kung fu killers (because, as later people find out, Rudy Ray Moore grew up in this town and happened to base Dolemite on Mr.Potter for some unknown reason.) Was actually planned last year, dunno if the plans are going anywhere. Plus there WAS an IAWL sequel, "Clarence," the Family Channel TV movie. Transformers 5...heck, any Michael Bay TF should have been unnecessary (at least unwanted) beyond the first movie. In middle school, after reading the book "Rebecca" and seeing the movie, I made a synopsis for a "Rebecca 2," in which Rebecca COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD (TM) and goes on a slasher spree at her house. She somehow pins the murders on Ben, who is sent to the asylum, cause hey, we had to pay off that storyline/catchphrase from the original. I even ripped off one of the Halloween movie posters when I drew one for this. A Christmas Story 3...Ralphie wants a wedding in the Bahamas with the broad from ACS2, and the less said about that the better. The Old Man and his mom warn him, "No, you'll burn your skin off!" |
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Post by wildojinx on Jan 7, 2015 13:26:57 GMT -5
King Ralph 2: This time the guy who took over at the end of the first King Ralph film dies and somehow this leads Ralph back to the throne.
Apollo 20: Crossover with the Alien film series. "Houston, we REALLY have a problem"
Detroit Rock City 2: The kids from the first movie, all grown up now, go on a road trip to see the KISS reunion tour in 1996
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Post by mrtuesday on Jan 7, 2015 13:41:52 GMT -5
Blues Brothers 3: Heavenly Gospel
After ending up in yet another chase by with an entire police force, Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd) is killed in the ensuing crash.
Upon arriving in the afterlife, he is greeted by his long-dead brother, Jake (CGI John Belushi, Voiced by John C. Reilly). Who enlists his brother to win a "Battle of the bands" against Jake's afterlife rival, Stevie Ray Vaughn (Bruce Willis).
Zoe Saldana makes a cameo as Billie Holiday.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 7, 2015 13:57:10 GMT -5
Twilight: Waxing Gibbius
It's discovered that Bella Swan was a succubus that infiltrated both the vampire and werewolf clans in the Northwest and fed off their love, growing fat and bloated over time. She spawns Honey Boo Boo from her egg sack and they go on a killing spree until they face off with Buffy and Willow in an all out fight to the death.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 7, 2015 14:01:53 GMT -5
Armageddon 2
Dottie swings around Mars and heads back to Earth, determined to finally kill Ben Affleck.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 14:31:30 GMT -5
Disney's The Kid II
Bruce Willis's character goes back in time and beats the shit out of his father.
Oh wait, we're naming unnecessary film sequels.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 7, 2015 14:39:16 GMT -5
Ghost 2
Demi Moore goes to Hell to save Whoopi Goldberg from those shadow demons when they decide to claim her as punishment for her terribly argued opinions on "The View"
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 7, 2015 14:40:20 GMT -5
Also I will use this post to state that I want Ghandi 2 to be a real movie  |
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