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Post by evilhomer on Feb 6, 2015 0:01:36 GMT -5
I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned the unstoppable John Cena. He'd get the hell beaten out of him, look like he's dead, then his magical healing powers would kick in, he'd be fresh as a daisy and take out the fatigued Lesnar.
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Feb 6, 2015 0:02:38 GMT -5
Are weapons allowed? Because if so, New Jack. All that size, speed, and strength doesn't mean much, when you've been stabbed in the throat. I can't tell you how many fights I was on the losing end of until my "Natural Born Killaz" ringtone rang on my phone and I suddenly was able to turn it around and win. So, yeah, New Jack. And by "Natural Born Killaz" I mean "Torn" by Natalie Imbruglia. I want this to happen SO BAD. Just have you start whooping ass while "I'm all out of faith....this is how I feel..." plays in the background from your phone.
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 6, 2015 0:04:06 GMT -5
No one. Brock has more fighting training than all of them. Sure, he's not a fan of being punched, but he has enough wrestling to nullify any potential striking. Meng, locker room badass that he was, would have lasted about a minute tops. If early UFCs taught us anything, all the street fighting ability goes out the window when you're on your back. Well, this says real fight. In UFC, no one's allowed to put their thumb in your eye socket. So street fighting still kind of has its applications.
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Post by Clawley Race on Feb 6, 2015 0:34:02 GMT -5
Good thing is we will find out March 29th, AND it'll only cost you $9.99!
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Post by Cela on Feb 6, 2015 1:53:58 GMT -5
No one. Brock has more fighting training than all of them. Sure, he's not a fan of being punched, but he has enough wrestling to nullify any potential striking. Meng, locker room badass that he was, would have lasted about a minute tops. If early UFCs taught us anything, all the street fighting ability goes out the window when you're on your back. Well, this says real fight. In UFC, no one's allowed to put their thumb in your eye socket. So street fighting still kind of has its applications. Yes, but Brock can do the same. Also, eye pokes and groin shots are fine, but tackling someone and punching them with 265lbs of muscle hamhocks is much more reliable.
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Post by sdoyle7798 on Feb 6, 2015 2:58:41 GMT -5
Brock doesn't tend to use the clinch, he just barrels at you like Honky Kong and takes you off your feet. Oh, I smell a Photoshop in my future...
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Post by Dang! on Feb 6, 2015 5:11:26 GMT -5
Sable.
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Post by The Ichi on Feb 6, 2015 5:33:55 GMT -5
No-one. Stop making these threads.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Feb 6, 2015 11:35:36 GMT -5
No-one. Stop making these threads. Why, not enough Roman Reigns threads for you?
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 6, 2015 11:41:59 GMT -5
Jesus would stab him in the kidney and end the fight real quick.
But Lesnar would squash him a couple months later in the rematch.
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Post by Digital Witness on Feb 6, 2015 12:08:03 GMT -5
Of all the people mentioned past or present, I think Sakuraba, Angle, Hodge, Severn, Backlund and Blackman would have got the better end of the fight for sure.
I think Lesnar may have had a shot against Meng but he'd come out wounded pretty bad.
Suzuki or Shamrock would be interesting vs. Lesnar.
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Post by Cela on Feb 7, 2015 17:01:11 GMT -5
Of all the people mentioned past or present, I think Sakuraba, Angle, Hodge, Severn, Backlund and Blackman would have got the better end of the fight for sure. I think Lesnar may have had a shot against Meng but he'd come out wounded pretty bad. Suzuki or Shamrock would be interesting vs. Lesnar. Severn? You see what happened when he fought a roided up Mark Coleman?
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Feb 7, 2015 17:03:58 GMT -5
Rusev is the only guy I'd give a fighting chance. Legit striking background and built like a tank.
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Post by Red Impact on Feb 7, 2015 19:57:15 GMT -5
The "real fighting" vs. MMA argument really hinges on the notion that people with martial arts training have never seen someone try to kick someone else in the balls and would be completely mesmerized by someone winding up to do it.
As far as the question goes, it really just depends on if he's 100% from the diverticulitis. If he's not, then there's probably some fights he'd lose against people large/agile enough to get a strong shot there. Other than that, I'll take the experience and real training over kayfabe kicks and minimal amateur martial arts careers, barring a lucky shot. If I'd give it to anyone, probably a guy like Rusev, since he's still agile and isn't a stick.
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Post by nisidhe on Feb 7, 2015 21:22:13 GMT -5
The "real fighting" vs. MMA argument really hinges on the notion that people with martial arts training have never seen someone try to kick someone else in the balls and would be completely mesmerized by someone winding up to do it. As far as the question goes, it really just depends on if he's 100% from the diverticulitis. If he's not, then there's probably some fights he'd lose against people large/agile enough to get a strong shot there. Other than that, I'll take the experience and real training over kayfabe kicks and minimal amateur martial arts careers, barring a lucky shot. If I'd give it to anyone, probably a guy like Rusev, since he's still agile and isn't a stick. I think the agreed-upon rules for this discussion would be hand-to-hand combat (no weapons) without any restrictions on moves or holds. Therefore, if a guy can get two or three hard, well-placed kicks into Lesnar's abdomen, Lesnar's goin' down or at the very least is doubled over. No surgery like that leaves one at 100%, and more than one opponent in the field would aiming for it at some point. Stabbing in the throat would be right out, but a lethal application of the Crippler crossface would be okay.
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Post by Throwback on Feb 7, 2015 21:30:42 GMT -5
Santino
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Post by Red Impact on Feb 8, 2015 0:56:38 GMT -5
The "real fighting" vs. MMA argument really hinges on the notion that people with martial arts training have never seen someone try to kick someone else in the balls and would be completely mesmerized by someone winding up to do it. As far as the question goes, it really just depends on if he's 100% from the diverticulitis. If he's not, then there's probably some fights he'd lose against people large/agile enough to get a strong shot there. Other than that, I'll take the experience and real training over kayfabe kicks and minimal amateur martial arts careers, barring a lucky shot. If I'd give it to anyone, probably a guy like Rusev, since he's still agile and isn't a stick. I think the agreed-upon rules for this discussion would be hand-to-hand combat (no weapons) without any restrictions on moves or holds. Therefore, if a guy can get two or three hard, well-placed kicks into Lesnar's abdomen, Lesnar's goin' down or at the very least is doubled over. No surgery like that leaves one at 100%, and more than one opponent in the field would aiming for it at some point. Stabbing in the throat would be right out, but a lethal application of the Crippler crossface would be okay. I think it'd be pretty monumental to get one shot in on the guy, much less 3. You're not going to get a free shot on Lesnar, and in fighting, a missed kick = death (if the kick has any kind of force in it, at least).
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Post by Joe Neglia on Feb 8, 2015 2:17:21 GMT -5
I wonder how peak Allen Coage would fare. One of the most legit badasses and most legit Olympic-level martial artists to get into wrestling. Heenan may have stated that Andre only feared two men (Haku and Harley Race), but Coage is on record as intimidating the big man to back down. I'm almost inclined to say that while I can see Lesnar winning, I can also see Lesnar walking away from it the worse for wear.
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Post by Johnny on Feb 8, 2015 7:57:51 GMT -5
Nobody gonna state the obvious? Fine I will. Mae Young would DESTROY Lesnar.
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Post by The Robisher on Feb 8, 2015 8:10:23 GMT -5
Gillberg.
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