mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Feb 24, 2015 12:33:56 GMT -5
I usually defend Meltzer, but Jesus Christ unless you have details ready to spill then THERE IS NO UPDATE RIGHT NOW.
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BigWill
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BigWill on Feb 24, 2015 12:46:10 GMT -5
Dave Meltzer makes being a pro wrestling reporter look like the easiest job in the world.
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stealthamo
King Koopa
Something stupid
#AJAll
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Post by stealthamo on Feb 24, 2015 12:52:15 GMT -5
purple baseball-sized lump by his waistband Are we sure though? I need a four minute video with nothing but zoom-in shots of Lesnar's ass to make sure.
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RIHT
Hank Scorpio
Wanted a title with "YOU'RE WELCOME!" Close enough.
Hey-yo.
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Post by RIHT on Feb 24, 2015 12:59:45 GMT -5
What if Lesnar is actually an avid fan of Daniel Bryan and even he doesn't think Reigns is ready?
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Post by Ruthless Pessimism on Feb 24, 2015 13:01:31 GMT -5
Some News(z) from Wrestlezone.com:
"AM I F***ING GOING OVER?!"
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Post by Milkman Norm on Feb 24, 2015 13:02:34 GMT -5
What a buncha vague bullshit. C'mon Meltzer, you're at least better than that. Rajah has more credibility at this point. That's absurd.
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer 555-BONE FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Feb 24, 2015 13:05:29 GMT -5
Lesnar dream has come true he has been drafted by the Minnesota Vikings.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Feb 24, 2015 13:09:05 GMT -5
Brock finally learned the secret of what ruined the Lord Tensai gimmick, and is joining a Monastery and taking a vow of silence, lest he blurt it out and destroy Heaven and Earth.
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Post by PTBartman on Feb 24, 2015 13:09:19 GMT -5
I really like listening to Meltzer talk about wrestling and think he is one of the very few legitimate wrestling journalists (despite his English being so bad I'm convinced it isn't his first language) but come on man the summation of this is basically "The news is that there is news but we have no idea what this news is. Stay tuned for more news, or at least news about news." To be fair, what everyone was probably thinking originally was they just didn't feel like using up one of his dates. So basically, anything other then that is incredibly interesting and I would be interested to hear more about that. Plus, it's kind of honest. Seriously, there's not even speculation on what it could be. It's like, yeah, this isn't just an example of WWE not using a date, something else happened, but more needs to be figured out. Plus I think WWE may have put Melzer up to it with a promise of a "scoop" omce the details were released. I think they just wanted to make sure we understood that this wasn't an attempt to "pop" ratings, a bait and switch, but that there really was a legitimate reason. At least he didn't use the phrase "may or may not."
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Feb 24, 2015 13:10:52 GMT -5
Did he attack Triple H with a screwdriver?
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Post by BJ Sturgeon on Feb 24, 2015 13:11:55 GMT -5
This is going to be a redux of Brock-Goldberg at Mania isn't it? The audience crapping all over Reigns vs. Lesnar until special ref Bryan knees them both.
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Post by angryfan on Feb 24, 2015 13:13:30 GMT -5
"Brock, you should make Roman look strong." "I ain't doing it." No one had the balls to tell him otherwise. No, no, Brock was going to go out there, but he got distracted. Zach Gowen was backstage and Brock spent like 3 hours just chucking him down random staircases, giggling like a little kid, while Heyman just sat and did a crossword puzzle.
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Sparkybob
King Koopa
I have a status?
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Post by Sparkybob on Feb 24, 2015 13:14:31 GMT -5
If you listen to Meltzer's audio, he does very clearly stop himself from saying more. I got the impression that he'd heard speculation but had nothing confirmed. He shouldn't haven't brought it up then.
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Post by PTBartman on Feb 24, 2015 13:16:47 GMT -5
"Brock, you should make Roman look strong." "I ain't doing it." No one had the balls to tell him otherwise. No, no, Brock was going to go out there, but he got distracted. Zach Gowen was backstage and Brock spent like 3 hours just chucking him down random staircases, giggling like a little kid, while Heyman just sat and did a crossword puzzle. They were last seen while Brock was stuffing Gowan into a large crate addressed to Baltimore MD.
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Post by Nickybojelais on Feb 24, 2015 13:17:32 GMT -5
So basically, Meltzer just wanted to say to the fans out of the loop "I know something you don't, nya nya nya nya nyaaaaa nya"?
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Post by TheSchattenjager on Feb 24, 2015 13:23:10 GMT -5
If you listen to Meltzer's audio, he does very clearly stop himself from saying more. I got the impression that he'd heard speculation but had nothing confirmed. He shouldn't haven't brought it up then. He didn't. Alvarez did. Meltzer said right off the bat that he doesn't know. The problem is that a lot of you people who bash Meltzer don't listen to the actual audio, or read the articles. You just go by these third party sites. The story always gets twisted along the way. You know, for clicks.
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Feb 24, 2015 13:23:40 GMT -5
I guarantee it has nothing to do with booking. Lesnar would lay down for Heath Slater if they paid him. So that's probably our answer right there. My guess is they're negotiating a new deal, and he is not liking the money.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 24, 2015 13:24:40 GMT -5
Brock saw ' The Fault in our Stars' and he was crying all day
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Chuck Conry
Dennis Stamp
zombies DON'T Run
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Post by Chuck Conry on Feb 24, 2015 13:26:31 GMT -5
They told him Roman was going to win in 30 seconds at Mania.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Feb 24, 2015 13:30:42 GMT -5
No, no, Brock was going to go out there, but he got distracted. Zach Gowen was backstage and Brock spent like 3 hours just chucking him down random staircases, giggling like a little kid, while Heyman just sat and did a crossword puzzle. They were last seen while Brock was stuffing Gowan into a large crate addressed to Baltimore MD. I don't know why, but the thought of a bloody, bruised Zach Gowen waking up on a boat on the Inner Harbor, not sure how he got there, amuses me greatly.
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