jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Feb 24, 2015 13:31:03 GMT -5
I can neither confirm nor deny that Brock Lesnar misses raw last night because he maed a poopy.
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Post by CM Parish on Feb 24, 2015 13:35:29 GMT -5
He found out the Bushwhackers were going into the Hall of Fame and said "f*** this".
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Post by 2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer on Feb 24, 2015 13:39:41 GMT -5
Tossing around the word "update" around pretty loosely, aren't ya?
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Post by thegame415 on Feb 24, 2015 13:51:39 GMT -5
He must be pissed off...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2015 13:51:59 GMT -5
Watch everyone mocking the newzy style but the delay is to confirm he has breast cancer or something then the first 4 pages look horrible.
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Dub H
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Post by Dub H on Feb 24, 2015 13:53:23 GMT -5
I can make the same update but much shorter:"Something may have happened"
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Post by Widow's Peak on Feb 24, 2015 13:56:04 GMT -5
Tossing around the word "update" around pretty loosely, aren't ya? Well, I was originally going to title this thread "Highly Speculative Article on Brock Lesnar's Absence from Raw That Really Doesn't Tell You Anything and I am Only Posting It Here Because I am Bored on My Day Off and I Have Nothing Better to Do Than To See What The FAN Reaction Will Be", but it was too many characters.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2015 14:01:13 GMT -5
Rajah has more credibility at this point. That's absurd. It may or may not be absurd.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2015 14:10:23 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2015 14:11:43 GMT -5
Someone edit Big E's face on Perd please.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 24, 2015 14:11:57 GMT -5
Watch everyone mocking the newzy style but the delay is to confirm he has breast cancer or something then the first 4 pages look horrible. He could've come down with something undefined that would forever be known as Brock Lesnar's disease, and the 'update' such as it is would still be goofy until there's actually something to report.
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Feb 24, 2015 14:16:42 GMT -5
These people make more money than I do for doing...this. I hate the World.
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Post by radiantsilvergun on Feb 24, 2015 14:21:06 GMT -5
What if Lesnar is actually an avid fan of Daniel Bryan and even he doesn't think Reigns is ready? This COULD be the case. Paul Heyman when putting over Daniel Bryan on the MizTV segment before the PPV really had that "holy shit that Brock/Bryan match would be so good" look in his eyes.
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Post by bearned on Feb 24, 2015 14:21:22 GMT -5
I guarantee it has nothing to do with booking. Lesnar would lay down for Heath Slater if they paid him. So that's probably our answer right there. My guess is they're negotiating a new deal, and he is not liking the money. I think Brock is probably more sensitive to losing now as he needs to look strong if/when he goes back to UFC or whatever. Maybe he doesn't see Reigns as being legit enough to beat him? All speculation of course but it's possible.
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Feb 24, 2015 14:21:51 GMT -5
Roman Reigns bs Bork Lazer confirmed
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Post by TheSchattenjager on Feb 24, 2015 14:25:28 GMT -5
A possible scenario:
Two writers/agents are talking.
"So, in the main event we could have Kane and the Big Show.. hey, where did Brock go?"
A "f*** this company" is heard far away in the hallways.
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Post by ritt works hard fo da chickens on Feb 24, 2015 14:31:50 GMT -5
What if Lesnar is actually an avid fan of Daniel Bryan and even he doesn't think Reigns is ready? This COULD be the case. Paul Heyman when putting over Daniel Bryan on the MizTV segment before the PPV really had that "holy shit that Brock/Bryan match would be so good" look in his eyes. Remember when Dixie approached Heyman prior to acquiring the "services" of Bischoff and Hogan. Heyman gave her very specifics of what he would do. He would work for a set number of years and build a new star. He said he wanted Bryan Danielson. Heyman saw something in him well before the YES movement and wanted to build a promotion around him. I also think for as much crap as heyman is given for being selfish, he does really play favorites. He got Tommy Dreamer a WWE job when ECW went tits up. Heyman also knows how to hide a persons weaknesses and play to their strengths. Plus unlike the rest of the writing team he knows how to read a crowd. Combine those and I wouldn't put it past him putting the thought in Brock's ear that he has leverage and this Mania ME has the potential to be a stinker. If Brock is in 2 shit upon mania big matches it will be a heck of blemish to live down. While Brock may not care about his legacy I know Heyman knows the value of a legacy and a crowd's perception.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2015 14:37:10 GMT -5
"Brock Lesnar died on the way back to his home planet"
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Post by Lancers on Feb 24, 2015 14:41:49 GMT -5
Wrestletaint.gov is reporting Lesnar had mudbutt due to medium rare venison he had over the weekend.
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Lt. Palumbo
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Feb 24, 2015 14:42:06 GMT -5
PISS
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