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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Mar 6, 2015 21:50:46 GMT -5
Front AND back! Sounds exciting!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2015 22:03:35 GMT -5
I just realized something about AJ for the past year and a half. Maybe two it feels like. All she does is hog up the title scene as the champion or infinite number of rematches, disappears, hogs up the title scene as the challenger or champion, disappears, and hogs up the title scene like she's doing right now again after dissappearing. It's like creative can't even bother to write her for anything outside of the title scene
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Post by Display Name on Mar 6, 2015 22:10:23 GMT -5
Bookmarking this thread...
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Post by Some Guy on Mar 6, 2015 22:34:41 GMT -5
If you could somehow take the entire year of 2012 out of the equation people wouldn't hate AJ as much. She was so obscenely overpushed at that point that it just burned some people out on her for life. There's also a line of thought that she is somehow a talented wrestler despite there being zero actual evidence of it being the case. Add in she doesn't seem like she could hurt a 3 year old with her tiny physique and she's the female X-Pac. All great points, especially on her being shoved down all of our throats in 2012. Another problem, at least with me, is the fact that she just sort of came back as a face after pretty much burying the entire Divas division. No real retribution, never really got hers, so to speak. I mean, for all of the shit Triple H gets for the Reign of Terror (all of it deserved), he took some real Ls to Chris Benoit and Batista. Triple H also proceeded to pretty much never lose to Benoit clean after Mania, with Eugene always helping Benoit out in some way. AJ might have won all of her PPV matches during her "reign of terror," but she was made to look like absolute shit on Raw and Smackdown. Pretending she dominated the division is a HUGE exaggeration.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2015 22:35:59 GMT -5
Her CM Punk impersonations are some of the most flat out embarrassing things that I've seen.
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Post by King Devitt on Mar 6, 2015 22:41:26 GMT -5
I've though the SAME THING! I was like "isn't it weird how out of the millions of women Punk has dated, cast to the side, dated, cast to the side...the one he absolutely all of the sudden has to marry is the one that looks like a 13 year old girl?" Glad others see it too. AJ doesn't look like a 13 year old girl. She looks like a woman with a small frame. Which is what she is. Maybe if she had giant bolted on tits she'd look more like a woman to you.... bolted on tits needs to be a thing. that's brilliant. like, with Frankenstein bolts.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Mar 6, 2015 22:48:33 GMT -5
She does pretty much everything every babyface does in modern WWE. Attacks people who haven't provoked her, just like Sheamus Takes unnecessary shots at people in promos, just like Cena and face Punk Cuts every promo in a snarky, condescending tone that makes her hard to like, just like Bryan and Ziggler She's just the only woman they've given enough mic time and character to for her to have a chance to act like all the awful male babyfaces. And a lot of people have a weirdly fierce hatred for her very existence so this just feeds into it. Besides all those good points the problem came from her being showcased heavily in the Spring through fall 2012 in every main event storyline that didn't involve HHH, Rock and Lesnar. She was annoying as f*** on television and always arched her back in uncomfortable ways to show her average ass. How do you show something that doesn't exist?
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Post by Some Guy on Mar 6, 2015 23:06:46 GMT -5
Her CM Punk impersonations are some of the most flat out embarrassing things that I've seen. No they aren't, they're mostly fine but misdirected. She needs to be able to cut a scathing promo on Stephanie, but since Stephanie CAN NEVER LOOK WEAK EVERRRRR that's just not going to happen.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 6, 2015 23:10:35 GMT -5
AJ doesn't look like a 13 year old girl. She looks like a woman with a small frame. Which is what she is. Maybe if she had giant bolted on tits she'd look more like a woman to you.... bolted on tits needs to be a thing. that's brilliant. like, with Frankenstein bolts. Are we sure that Chyna didn't have those?
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Post by CMWaters on Mar 6, 2015 23:29:50 GMT -5
bolted on tits needs to be a thing. that's brilliant. like, with Frankenstein bolts. Are we sure that Chyna didn't have those? Hers were welded.
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Post by Some Guy on Mar 6, 2015 23:32:24 GMT -5
AJ doesn't look like a 13 year old girl. She looks like a woman with a small frame. Which is what she is. Maybe if she had giant bolted on tits she'd look more like a woman to you.... bolted on tits needs to be a thing. that's brilliant. like, with Frankenstein bolts. It's Frankenstein's Monster goddammit, Frankenstein's Monster.
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Post by CMWaters on Mar 6, 2015 23:36:44 GMT -5
bolted on tits needs to be a thing. that's brilliant. like, with Frankenstein bolts. It's Frankenstein's Monster goddammit, Frankenstein's Monster. I'll say this right now and drop the subject on that: -The monster was created by Frankenstein. -When you create a living being that's human, it's a child -Ergo, the monster was Frankenstein's child -Ergo again, the monster's last name would be Frankenstein, so it works. -Plus, it's a better, more memorable name.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2015 23:43:31 GMT -5
She does nothing for me, lookswise. Isn't that half of being a WWE diva?
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Post by Krazee on Mar 6, 2015 23:46:10 GMT -5
y'all should just stop player hating and just Light it up
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2015 3:03:52 GMT -5
Yeesh... Some of these posts make it seem like AJ killed people's dog or something. She's an unlikable face, but I wouldn't call her the worst, especially of ALL TIME. Stephanie was a face during the Lesnar/Triple H feud, so that's one worse already. Despite the belief that a successful heel-to-face turn consist of doing the same character only aiming it at faces, that doesn't work with certain characters. AJ is one of those characters. She needed to reinvent herself but instead she became more unlikable.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 7, 2015 3:18:51 GMT -5
bolted on tits needs to be a thing. that's brilliant. like, with Frankenstein bolts. It's Frankenstein's Monster goddammit, Frankenstein's Monster. I was under the impression that it was "Adam". AJ, on the other hand, the sooner she drops the "Bride of Frankenpunk" routine, the better...
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Mar 7, 2015 5:57:22 GMT -5
y'all should just stop player hating and just Slut it up Fixed for misheard lyrics.
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Post by Abdullah on Mar 7, 2015 6:14:20 GMT -5
It's strange to me that this thread has wavered from discussing the merits of AJ's on-screen character to mocking her body and, more perplexing yet, wondering how Punk could possibly be attracted to her.
I now clearly understand what @tdj was trying to do with his hairline posts.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Mar 7, 2015 6:22:12 GMT -5
No, because she's very much over. Mission accomplished.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2015 6:35:33 GMT -5
Has anyone picked "maybe" yet? Yeah, I'm going to say maybe. She has gotten significantly more obnoxious since co-opting Punk's douchebraggery. I never realized marriage was a Ronnie Raymond/Professor Stein Firestorm situation.
*Note to self, apply for trademark on "douchebraggery" ASAP.
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