Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 1, 2015 23:51:54 GMT -5
Give him a neck beard and dress him up in his finest stained "Who Farted?" t-shirt and cargo shorts. It usually works for me! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH boo hooo ***cries***
And since several person already did the fixed joke, here's my version: Numbing of the scrotum with local anesthetic (although some men's physiology may make access to the vas deferens more difficult in which case general anesthesia may be recommended) after which a scalpel is used to make two small incisions, one on each side of the scrotum at a location that allows the surgeon to bring each vas deferens to the surface for excision. The vasa deferentia are cut (sometimes a section may be removed altogether), separated, and then at least one side is sealed by ligating (suturing), cauterizing (electrocauterization), or clamping.
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Apr 2, 2015 5:27:50 GMT -5
If even Reigns losing the big one at Mania 31 isn't enough to "fix" him- just do the other option to fix Roman Reigns: 1- Call up Sinclair Media. 2- Offer them the chance to book Roman Reigns for a few select dates in Ring of Honor. 3- Let Reigns go there and wrestle a couple shows. 4- Watch as Reigns comes back, and now that he's a Ring of Honor alumni enjoy how all the people who are fed up with Reigns will suddenly cheer him as if he's handing out twenties. Yeah I remember Bray Wyatt's legendary ROH World title reign. And remember when Bad News Barrett wrestled a 60-minute classic with Roderick Strong? And who could forget when Dolph Ziggler worked his way up the ranks to become ROH's top star? Either all that happened....or maybe you're just making a lame point that's really easy to disprove.
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Post by joediego on Apr 2, 2015 7:00:29 GMT -5
The number 1 hated guy in the entire company is John Cena. He had a match at Mania against a guy that came down with the Russian army in a tank and STILL got booed.
If Reigns faced Cena in the North East or West Coast then "this match sucks" would be the reaction but if it was hosted in the South then Reigns might get a face pop.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 7:09:42 GMT -5
1. Take him off the show for a long time, like a year.
2. Ask the crowd "Do you want Roman to come back now?" If people boo, keep him off TV another year then ask again.
3. Eventually everyone that didn't like Reigns dies of natural causes and he doesn't get boos anymore, then bring him back.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Apr 2, 2015 7:18:01 GMT -5
Stick him on Main Event and Superstars for a year. Plant stories about WWE management no longer see him as a star. Let him get squashed by Sheamus at Wrestlemania 32. Watch the crowd rally behind him to stick it to Vince and Company.
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Remind people that Triple H picked him as the Next Big Thing while Vince wanted Big E. Put him in NXT for a year as HHH's pet project and let him work with Hunter's boys. Let him make his return at the post Mania Raw because being a NXT alumni is instant indy cred.
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the2ndevil
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Post by the2ndevil on Apr 2, 2015 7:36:23 GMT -5
Said it before, but Paul Heyman, manager extraordinaire is down one advocate-ee.
Plus, since Brock went and got himself suspended for F-5ing a local worker holding a WWE Camera, there is a reason for Paul to latch on to someone new.
And since Reigns took a beating that rivaled the one Cena took at SummerSlam, and was well enough to compete the next night, whereas Undertaker was out for a whole year, and Cena took over a week to recover enough to come back, you trying to tell me Paul wouldn't gleefully be trying to mold Reigns into a bigger Brock than Brock currently is?
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