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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2015 17:57:31 GMT -5
Only good news would be if she signed Bender the Offender.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on May 2, 2015 18:02:24 GMT -5
Only good news would be if she signed Bender the Offender. Swerve it's the Gender Bender
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Post by Defrebel - White Pony on May 2, 2015 18:04:32 GMT -5
TNA's version of a surprise makes me feel like Brendan Schaub when he got told "I think you'd be surprised" after he said he could do well against Cain Velasquez.
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Post by Professor Chaos on May 2, 2015 18:20:55 GMT -5
In a mlshocking coup Rich Brennan will join Josh Matthews live on commentary on the same night he's commentating on Superstars on the WWE Network to fire the first shot in the Friday Night Wars.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on May 2, 2015 18:22:19 GMT -5
You'll be surprised that you tune in. Then you'll be surprised to see that Kurt Angle is still alive and not a shattered pile of bones. "I can be two things."
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Post by Hit Girl on May 2, 2015 18:25:06 GMT -5
I'll be surprised if TNA still exists by 2016
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Post by bob on May 2, 2015 18:32:59 GMT -5
the wrestlers and crew get paid this week?
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Post by Emmet Russell on May 2, 2015 19:47:06 GMT -5
What could be a legitimate surprise anymore?
TNA titles change hands all the time, so a title change isn't a big surprise. There's very few talents out there I would consider a surprise to come in and join them - Team 3D are the only likely options in my mind and they're hardly a major surprise. They could have an agreement with GFW where some of their talent - if they have any - rush the ring at the end of the show and destroy the Impact talent, Nexus style. That would be an actual surprise because I see it almost having zero percent chance of happening.
They announce the Tornado, Gregory Helms, is an agent for them?
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2015 19:48:48 GMT -5
Dixie is obviously going to announce her feature part in "Rollerball 2: Squares Don't Roll" that she's negotiating new lucrative TV contracts in LA
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Post by jagilki on May 2, 2015 20:36:56 GMT -5
The Pillow fort will have extra fluffy pillows this week.
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Post by Mozenrath on May 2, 2015 20:55:43 GMT -5
The Pillow fort will have extra fluffy pillows this week. "We got rid of the ants! Turns out, there was half a bag of Doritos behind the desk, I think it'll be alright now"
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on May 2, 2015 21:10:17 GMT -5
The Pillow fort will have extra fluffy pillows this week. The pillows are stuffed with shredded paychecks for talent/employees that are still behind on pay.
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Post by Larryhausen on May 2, 2015 21:27:16 GMT -5
They are announcing the TNA Network for the low, low price of $9.98.* *with a life long commitment Then they botch it and it's a lifetime commitment for a one time fee of $9.98
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Post by jimmyjames on May 2, 2015 23:55:56 GMT -5
The surprise is that everybody is getting paid? She said surprises, not miracles.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 3, 2015 0:12:37 GMT -5
Why do I have a feeling its' going to be something like here's a new commentator!
instead of anything of substance.
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Post by Chainsaw on May 3, 2015 0:22:37 GMT -5
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Post by Chainsaw on May 3, 2015 0:31:19 GMT -5
They are announcing the TNA Network for the low, low price of $9.98.* *with a life long commitment Then they botch it and it's a lifetime commitment for a one time fee of $9.98 "Still, very few takers."
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on May 3, 2015 1:52:57 GMT -5
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 3, 2015 10:05:17 GMT -5
For Christ's sake, TNA. You know what's surprising? Something ACTUALLY BEING A SURPRISE.
You know what's not surprising? Saying there'll be a surprise next week, which kills any suspense for ANYTHING you have that is actually surprising.
You know what works? Option A: THIS PERSON OR THING YOU LARGELY DIDN'T EXPECT IS SHOWING UP NEXT WEEK! or Option B: Not hyping it at all, and then it's ACTUALLY surprising when something happens that you didn't expect.
You're taking the WORST from both worlds.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on May 3, 2015 10:32:39 GMT -5
Frank Stallone is coming to TNA.
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