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Post by Chainsaw on May 3, 2015 10:36:53 GMT -5
Frank Stallone is coming to TNA. "You guessed it...Frank Stallone."
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2015 11:11:24 GMT -5
TNA will finally be able to use the Aggro Crag from Guts....and Kurt Angle will do a moonsault off it.
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Post by markymark on May 3, 2015 11:12:20 GMT -5
I'll be surprised if TNA still exists by 2016 I was surprised the promotion was still alive after the horrendous 2010-2011 years, those years were WCW 2000 level of bad. What could be a legitimate surprise anymore? TNA titles change hands all the time, so a title change isn't a big surprise. There's very few talents out there I would consider a surprise to come in and join them - Team 3D are the only likely options in my mind and they're hardly a major surprise. They could have an agreement with GFW where some of their talent - if they have any - rush the ring at the end of the show and destroy the Impact talent, Nexus style. That would be an actual surprise because I see it almost having zero percent chance of happening. They announce the Tornado, Gregory Helms, is an agent for them? Forget Team 3D, they area heading for GFW to become the first ever GFW WTT champions, and Velvet will be the first GFW Womens champion. Why do I have a feeling its' going to be something like here's a new commentator! instead of anything of substance. What is Don West doing these days?
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2015 11:23:22 GMT -5
TNA announces a remake of Ishtar starring Josh Matthews and Al Snow. It's a worse idea than The Star Wars Holiday Special but somehow a better idea than the original Ishtar.
TNA failed to land GLASS OF MILK or that Dog Vince McMahon wanted to push, so they settled for some spoiled cottage cheese and a gerbil. They will be the new tag team champions.
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Post by Push R Truth on May 3, 2015 22:02:20 GMT -5
Remember that one time Dixie promised a surprised that helped TNA?
Yeah, neither do I.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2015 22:07:54 GMT -5
I remember how much they hyped up Mr. Kennedy.
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Post by Push R Truth on May 3, 2015 22:10:18 GMT -5
I remember how much they hyped up Mr. Kennedy. Hey pal, he helped win the Monday Night Wars II.... for the other side
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2015 8:05:10 GMT -5
I think TNA has pretty well cried wolf with the "big surprises" gimmick at this point. What was it last time, Chavo?
Nothing you've done has ever even slightly altered the course of professional wrestling, just book your show.
Maybe it's always genuine though and that's just Dixie. Her husband said they were going to get takeout for dinner , but SWERVE! He grilled chicken. Her mind is blown. The face of supper time is forever changed.
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Post by James Fabiano on May 4, 2015 8:20:15 GMT -5
Reminds me of this boy I once knew...his favorite word was "wolf".
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Post by Mozenrath on May 4, 2015 8:22:50 GMT -5
TNA announces a remake of Ishtar starring Josh Matthews and Al Snow. It's a worse idea than The Star Wars Holiday Special but somehow a better idea than the original Ishtar.TNA failed to land GLASS OF MILK or that Dog Vince McMahon wanted to push, so they settled for some spoiled cottage cheese and a gerbil. They will be the new tag team champions. Would you by any chance be a Red Letter Media fan?
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Post by markymark on May 4, 2015 9:29:07 GMT -5
Remember that one time Dixie promised a surprised that helped TNA? Yeah, neither do I. Hogan Helped TNA reach WCW 2000 level.
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Post by walterharrow on May 4, 2015 9:38:07 GMT -5
I have no doubt that one of the 'suprises' involves Billy Corgan doing something and becoming an on screen character. Does he join the BDC or The Rising?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 4, 2015 9:42:04 GMT -5
I have no doubt that one of the 'suprises' involves Billy Corgan doing something and becoming an on screen character. Does he join the BDC or The Rising? He'll make his own stable with hookers and blackjack.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on May 4, 2015 17:39:46 GMT -5
I have no doubt that one of the 'suprises' involves Billy Corgan doing something and becoming an on screen character. Does he join the BDC or The Rising? He'll make his own stable with hookers and blackjack. After the commercial break he will say forget the hookers and blackjack.
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Post by Celgress on May 4, 2015 17:49:01 GMT -5
I remember how much they hyped up Mr. Kennedy. Hey pal, he helped win the Monday Night Wars II.... for the other side touché
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Post by Celgress on May 4, 2015 17:51:22 GMT -5
I have no doubt that one of the 'suprises' involves Billy Corgan doing something stupid and then becoming TNA Heavyweight Champion within a month. corrected to add TNA "logic"
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Post by xCompackx on May 4, 2015 17:54:12 GMT -5
It's obviously not, but could you imagine the reaction if this "surprise" were CM Punk?
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Post by Celgress on May 4, 2015 18:01:50 GMT -5
It's obviously not, but could you imagine the reaction if this "surprise" were CM Punk? The universe implodes, explodes, implodes again and then gives birth to a new universe all within the first five seconds.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 4, 2015 18:02:45 GMT -5
CM Punk: I'm just as shocked as you are....
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2015 18:29:16 GMT -5
TNA announces a remake of Ishtar starring Josh Matthews and Al Snow. It's a worse idea than The Star Wars Holiday Special but somehow a better idea than the original Ishtar.TNA failed to land GLASS OF MILK or that Dog Vince McMahon wanted to push, so they settled for some spoiled cottage cheese and a gerbil. They will be the new tag team champions. Would you by any chance be a Red Letter Media fan? Being a Milwaukee resident, I have to be a fan. I support Mike, Jay and Rich being the new announce team.
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