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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jul 9, 2015 11:34:25 GMT -5
f*** total divas. We need total mcmahon I've said it before and I'll say it again: Legends House 2 should be Vince in his mansion with random retired wrestlers stopping by for wacky adventures. I'd pay real money to see Vince and Iron Sheik trying to plan a surprise birthday party for Ric Flair. "Vince's poker night is ruined when Greg Valentine forgets to bring a fresh deck of cards"
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Jul 9, 2015 11:48:31 GMT -5
Technically not a crazy Vince story, but in Bobby Heenan's first book he told a story about how Linda told Brain that Vince donates his entire wardrobe to homeless shelters every year and buys himself a new wardrobe. So if you ever see a hobo wearing a sky blue suit, you now know where it came from.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2015 12:09:32 GMT -5
Technically not a crazy Vince story, but in Bobby Heenan's first book he told a story about how Linda told Brain that Vince donates his entire wardrobe to homeless shelters every year and buys himself a new wardrobe. So if you ever see a hobo wearing a sky blue suit, you now know where it came from. So all those tacky, baby powdered blue, pink, purple, plaid, and whatever suits Vince sometimes wears where all bought within the last year? I love this guy.
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Post by Hugh Mungus on Jul 9, 2015 12:16:01 GMT -5
If Dan Madigan and "Ring of Hell" is to be believed:
I've read somewhere that Austin hugging Vince on an episode of Raw in 2001 was a rib on DDP's relationship with Bischoff.
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Post by Hugh Mungus on Jul 9, 2015 12:32:15 GMT -5
I think My favorite Vince story is him silently getting up and leaving the room when the writer pitched Unfrozen Nazi Supersoldier Heidenreich. Wasn't Heidenreich's ring name supposed to be Baron Von Bava? He was also supposed to have Heyman (who is Jewish) as his heel manager, and was supposed to team up with Hirohito (Kenzo Suzuki's supposed gimmick). Finally, it was rumored that Vince turned down a top Japanese wrestler because he was "too Asian". It was posted on this forum.
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Post by willyjakes on Jul 9, 2015 12:37:35 GMT -5
Reposting my old Rooster story
A friend of my fathers used to be a cameraman for the WWF back in the late 80's and early 90's. Not particularly high on the totem pole, most of his work was filming interviews and vignettes and the occasional superstars taping.
Anyway, funny story according to him. The Red Rooster was taping some promos and Vince, ever the control freak was standing right besides my dads buddy. They did like 12 takes because as Vince put it "You're not crowing hard enough dammit! CROW HARDER! LIKE THIS" Vince would the do a Cock a doodle doo! GOD DAMMIT ACT LIKE A ROOSTER
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 9, 2015 12:38:06 GMT -5
Finally, it was rumored that Vince turned down a top Japanese wrestler because he was "too Asian". It was posted on this forum. Nope. That was a joke someone started ON THIS FORUM, that was turned into a rumor by shady Newz sites.
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Post by lionheart21 on Jul 9, 2015 13:50:08 GMT -5
I would give my entire bank balance in order to bear witness to Vince's life for just one day.
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Jul 9, 2015 13:54:08 GMT -5
Vince thinking that billing Benoit from Atlanta and Jericho from New York would somehow make them more popular in America.
This despite Benoit being the reigning world champion and Jericho being perpetually over since his WWE debut five years earlier.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Jul 9, 2015 14:07:18 GMT -5
"Vince McMahon's hobo army" being the payoff for the limo explosion was something I'm sad we never saw.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jul 9, 2015 14:14:30 GMT -5
Technically not a crazy Vince story, but in Bobby Heenan's first book he told a story about how Linda told Brain that Vince donates his entire wardrobe to homeless shelters every year and buys himself a new wardrobe. So if you ever see a hobo wearing a sky blue suit, you now know where it came from. You don't even realise how happy this makes me. Greenwich, CT must have the best dressed Hobos ever. I like to think they all know where they come from and walk around shouting "WHATAMANUEVER!" etc.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2015 14:17:00 GMT -5
"Vince McMahon's hobo army" being the payoff for the limo explosion was something I'm sad we never saw. This sounds even more amazing now knowing Vince gives his full wardrobe to the homeless, imagine them all turning up in dirty eccentric suits, they really missed a boom period with that.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2015 14:25:35 GMT -5
"Vince McMahon's Hobo Army" would be an amazing created story in one of the WWE games.
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Post by 543Y2J on Jul 9, 2015 14:33:37 GMT -5
Technically not a crazy Vince story, but in Bobby Heenan's first book he told a story about how Linda told Brain that Vince donates his entire wardrobe to homeless shelters every year and buys himself a new wardrobe. So if you ever see a hobo wearing a sky blue suit, you now know where it came from. Vince trying to create the Hobo Army!
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Post by bigjohnsons on Jul 9, 2015 14:34:24 GMT -5
f*** total divas. We need total mcmahon I've said it before and I'll say it again: Legends House 2 should be Vince in his mansion with random retired wrestlers stopping by for wacky adventures. I'd pay real money to see Vince and Iron Sheik trying to plan a surprise birthday party for Ric Flair. Legends House was a good show ! We need another season !
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Post by 魔界5号 on Jul 9, 2015 14:34:39 GMT -5
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jul 9, 2015 14:34:50 GMT -5
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Legends House 2 should be Vince in his mansion with random retired wrestlers stopping by for wacky adventures. I'd pay real money to see Vince and Iron Sheik trying to plan a surprise birthday party for Ric Flair. "Vince's poker night is ruined when Greg Valentine forgets to bring a fresh deck of cards" Vince's Thanksgiving is ruined when, after inviting Bobby Heenan and his family over to dinner, he realizes that he was misunderstood and invited THE Heenan Family. Haku, Andre and Bundy alone completely bankrupt the poor man in shrimp cocktail alone.
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jul 9, 2015 15:08:59 GMT -5
Finally, it was rumored that Vince turned down a top Japanese wrestler because he was "too Asian". It was posted on this forum. Nope. That was a joke someone started ON THIS FORUM, that was turned into a rumor by shady Newz sites. And I think I found the joke's origin! officialfan.proboards.com/thread/174455/shiozaki-wwe(Seventh post down.) Here's a story I heard: Vince wanted to blow up a Honda during halftime of an XFL game after the company pulled its advertising. NBC Sports president Dick Ebersol reportedly talked him out of it.
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Post by Honeybear Lyder on Jul 9, 2015 16:48:11 GMT -5
This is the greatest thread ever! ) Anyway, Bret Hart's story, Vince got drunk with the boys back in the early-90s and decided he wanted to wrestle them right there in the hotel room. He tried something with Hercules, and Hercules just picked him up and threw him, nearly dropping Vince on his head. Vince gets up and says, "If I remember any of this tomorrow morning I will fire you." Appearently he did remember.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 10, 2015 1:49:22 GMT -5
This is the greatest thread ever! ) Anyway, Bret Hart's story, Vince got drunk with the boys back in the early-90s and decided he wanted to wrestle them right there in the hotel room. He tried something with Hercules, and Hercules just picked him up and threw him, nearly dropping Vince on his head. Vince gets up and says, "If I remember any of this tomorrow morning I will fire you." Appearently he did remember. How about a story where Vince isn't crazy?? I think that was the same night Vince got into his head he should wrestle the Anvil. Until he noticed they were many floors up with a giant plate glass window and also understood Anvil was crazy enough to throw them both through? So he wouldn't wrestle Anvil.
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