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Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Aug 13, 2015 0:28:49 GMT -5
Vince McMahon is literally the greatest person ever.
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Post by Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h on Aug 13, 2015 18:56:47 GMT -5
Nope. That was a joke someone started ON THIS FORUM, that was turned into a rumor by shady Newz sites. And I think I found the joke's origin! officialfan.proboards.com/thread/174455/shiozaki-wwe(Seventh post down.) Here's a story I heard: Vince wanted to blow up a Honda during halftime of an XFL game after the company pulled its advertising. NBC Sports president Dick Ebersol reportedly talked him out of it. The best thing about that thread was all the sarcastic "KENTA to WwE" comments.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Aug 16, 2015 1:39:57 GMT -5
From Jericho's second book, Austin told Jericho that he was going to win the Undisputed title and Vince should be speaking with him soon. A few days go by and then Patterson tells Jericho he's going over and Vince should be telling him soon. Finally Vince runs into Jericho in catering and says, "Chris, I've got something to tell you...you have the most effeminate walk ever." More days go by and then run into each other again, Vince says out-loud to no one in particular, "You know business is the toilet when we're gonna make Jericho the champion"
That was Chris' big talk for becoming the first ever Undisputed Heavyweight Champion.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 16, 2015 14:08:53 GMT -5
From Jericho's second book, Austin told Jericho that he was going to win the Undisputed title and Vince should be speaking with him soon. A few days go by and then Patterson tells Jericho he's going over and Vince should be telling him soon. Finally Vince runs into Jericho in catering and says, "Chris, I've got something to tell you...you have the most effeminate walk ever." More days go by and then run into each other again, Vince says out-loud to no one in particular, "You know business is the toilet when we're gonna make Jericho the champion" That was Chris' big talk for becoming the first ever Undisputed Heavyweight Champion. I also love from the same book when Jericho wanted to bring in one of his tag team partners from Japan to manage him and Vince asked 'is he a good human being?'
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Aug 16, 2015 15:31:03 GMT -5
"Vince McMahon's hobo army" being the payoff for the limo explosion was something I'm sad we never saw. This sounds even more amazing now knowing Vince gives his full wardrobe to the homeless, imagine them all turning up in dirty eccentric suits, they really missed a boom period with that. A lucky homeless person got pairs of Zubaz.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Aug 16, 2015 16:06:17 GMT -5
f*** total divas. We need total mcmahon I've said it before and I'll say it again: Legends House 2 should be Vince in his mansion with random retired wrestlers stopping by for wacky adventures. I'd pay real money to see Vince and Iron Sheik trying to plan a surprise birthday party for Ric Flair. Vince hears screams coming from the birthday cake "Sheik, did you put the stripper in the cake before you put it in the oven?" "If the answer is yes do I get fired?" Vince puts his hands on his hips & shakes his head "Oh Sheiky!"
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