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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jul 10, 2015 2:02:16 GMT -5
f*** total divas. We need total mcmahon in today's episode of Total McMahon : Vince gets a Sno-Cone "DAMMIT I SAID CHERRY !!!!! HAHAHAHAHA THATS MORE LIKE IT PAL !!!!!!!!" Sno Cone Guy: "I'll take back the Strawberry one and dispose of it." Vince: "I already ate it." Kid to the side: "Mom, I don't like Kiwi, why you'd get it for me?" Vince: "I'll take that." Mother: "Wow, he really loves Sno Cones." Sno Cone Guy: "He's putting my kids, my nephews, and my nieces through college."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2015 2:05:08 GMT -5
Finally, it was rumored that Vince turned down a top Japanese wrestler because he was "too Asian". It was posted on this forum. Nope. That was a joke someone started ON THIS FORUM, that was turned into a rumor by shady Newz sites. This thread proves that Vince is so crazy we could take random words from the dictionary to make our own Vince story and it would be believed. I'll try. Vince once went to a Japanese restaurant, the next morning dissatisfied with his weight he blamed the sashimi. He then drove to the beach to hurl obscenities at the marine life with only Kurt Angle there to scream "it's true, it's true" at the ocean and Marty Janetty in a fish costume for him to randomly pumble for company.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jul 10, 2015 2:06:16 GMT -5
Finally, it was rumored that Vince turned down a top Japanese wrestler because he was "too Asian". It was posted on this forum. Nope. That was a joke someone started ON THIS FORUM, that was turned into a rumor by shady Newz sites. I think it's that, MVP attacking Triple H with a screwdriver and Daniel Bryan being fired because his tie choke on Justin Roberts made one of Triple H and Stephanie's daughters cry that were stories made up here that actually got put on real news sites.
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Post by madness50 on Jul 10, 2015 2:10:57 GMT -5
This is the greatest thread ever! ) Anyway, Bret Hart's story, Vince got drunk with the boys back in the early-90s and decided he wanted to wrestle them right there in the hotel room. He tried something with Hercules, and Hercules just picked him up and threw him, nearly dropping Vince on his head. Vince gets up and says, "If I remember any of this tomorrow morning I will fire you." Appearently he did remember. How about a story where Vince isn't crazy?? I think that was the same night Vince got into his head he should wrestle the Anvil. Until he noticed they were many floors up with a giant plate glass window and also understood Anvil was crazy enough to throw them both through? So he wouldn't wrestle Anvil. Anvil mentioned something about the final scene in Die Hard with Hans Gruber and John McClane according to Bret and Vince backed off after he mentioned that.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 10, 2015 2:26:00 GMT -5
How about a story where Vince isn't crazy?? I think that was the same night Vince got into his head he should wrestle the Anvil. Until he noticed they were many floors up with a giant plate glass window and also understood Anvil was crazy enough to throw them both through? So he wouldn't wrestle Anvil. Anvil mentioned something about the final scene in Die Hard with Hans Gruber and John McClane according to Bret and Vince backed off after he mentioned that. That's it!
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Post by Honeybear Lyder on Jul 10, 2015 2:35:20 GMT -5
This is the greatest thread ever! ) Anyway, Bret Hart's story, Vince got drunk with the boys back in the early-90s and decided he wanted to wrestle them right there in the hotel room. He tried something with Hercules, and Hercules just picked him up and threw him, nearly dropping Vince on his head. Vince gets up and says, "If I remember any of this tomorrow morning I will fire you." Appearently he did remember. How about a story where Vince isn't crazy?? I think that was the same night Vince got into his head he should wrestle the Anvil. Until he noticed they were many floors up with a giant plate glass window and also understood Anvil was crazy enough to throw them both through? So he wouldn't wrestle Anvil. Yep, same night.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Jul 10, 2015 2:53:35 GMT -5
Nope. That was a joke someone started ON THIS FORUM, that was turned into a rumor by shady Newz sites. I think it's that, MVP attacking Triple H with a screwdriver and Daniel Bryan being fired because his tie choke on Justin Roberts made one of Triple H and Stephanie's daughters cry that were stories made up here that actually got put on real news sites. I remember reading the D-Bry story on a newz site when it first "broke" D-Bry was called into Hunter's office and everything started cordial... But when Bryan was informed that he was to be fired because the tie choke scared HHH's daughters to tears, It quickly escalated to a very near physical brawl with both men screaming at each other and having to be restrained. Bryan was then escorted out of the building screaming and knocking down pictures off the wall until he was gone.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 10, 2015 8:42:26 GMT -5
Wasn't Heidenreich's ring name supposed to be Baron Von Bava? He was also supposed to have Heyman (who is Jewish) as his heel manager, and was supposed to team up with Hirohito (Kenzo Suzuki's supposed gimmick). Oh, I spent the time talking about how the Go being Too Asian thing was a joke, I forgot to point out that... Hirohito made it to air. His first Vignette used it... the next week they replayed the ad with the name changed to Kenzo Suzuki... as someone clued them in that some might have a problem with that
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Post by bigjohnsons on Jul 10, 2015 9:59:06 GMT -5
in today's episode of Total McMahon : Vince buys a dog.
DAMMIT I SAID BARK !!!!! LIKE THIS DAMMIT RAWR !!!!!!
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Post by willyjakes on Jul 10, 2015 10:07:55 GMT -5
I cant wait until Vince gets really old and becomes even more eccentric and bizarre.
"Where the hell are you going!? To the BATHROOM? I have NO RESPECT for anybody who uses the bathroom. Why I haven't taken a leak or shit in 6 months! I ABSORB IT BACK INTO MY GRANITE BODY!!! And if I hear even a muffled sneeze YOURRREEE FIIIIAHHHRRRRD
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2015 11:04:52 GMT -5
Wasn't Heidenreich's ring name supposed to be Baron Von Bava? He was also supposed to have Heyman (who is Jewish) as his heel manager, and was supposed to team up with Hirohito (Kenzo Suzuki's supposed gimmick). Oh, I spent the time talking about how the Go being Too Asian thing was a joke, I forgot to point out that... Hirohito made it to air. His first Vignette used it... the next week they replayed the ad with the name changed to Kenzo Suzuki... as someone clued them in that some might have a problem with that Wasn't the story that Vince was shocked that there was a Japanese Royal Family and than insanely proud someone in there family watches the WWE
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Post by Hugh Mungus on Jul 10, 2015 11:18:47 GMT -5
What Vince looks like at WWE HQ:
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 10, 2015 11:23:32 GMT -5
Oh, I spent the time talking about how the Go being Too Asian thing was a joke, I forgot to point out that... Hirohito made it to air. His first Vignette used it... the next week they replayed the ad with the name changed to Kenzo Suzuki... as someone clued them in that some might have a problem with that Wasn't the story that Vince was shocked that there was a Japanese Royal Family and than insanely proud someone in there family watches the WWE He didn't know the Empire of Japan was a monarchy, and subsequently would have a royal family? Oh, wow...
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Post by willyjakes on Jul 10, 2015 11:56:34 GMT -5
Vince probably thinks Japanese women still walk around in raised wooden sandals, the men all know Karate, and everybody always eats sushi!
Hire a Japanese wrestler!? Those sandal wearing goldfish tenders! BOSH! FLIMSHAW!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2015 12:02:02 GMT -5
Wasn't the story that Vince was shocked that there was a Japanese Royal Family and than insanely proud someone in there family watches the WWE He didn't know the Empire of Japan was a monarchy, and subsequently would have a royal family? Oh, wow... Well he was shocked that Asian Porn existed a decade ago...
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 10, 2015 12:04:25 GMT -5
Nope. That was a joke someone started ON THIS FORUM, that was turned into a rumor by shady Newz sites. I think it's that, MVP attacking Triple H with a screwdriver and Daniel Bryan being fired because his tie choke on Justin Roberts made one of Triple H and Stephanie's daughters cry that were stories made up here that actually got put on real news sites. I don't know if it started here, but I recall someone making a joke about Hulk Hogan suing himself that ended up on a newz site. Literally: HULK HOGAN SUES HIMSELF, CLICK HERE
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2015 12:06:14 GMT -5
I think it's that, MVP attacking Triple H with a screwdriver and Daniel Bryan being fired because his tie choke on Justin Roberts made one of Triple H and Stephanie's daughters cry that were stories made up here that actually got put on real news sites. I don't know if it started here, but I recall someone making a joke about Hulk Hogan suing himself that ended up on a newz site. Literally: HULK HOGAN SUES HIMSELF, CLICK HERE Was it one of you guys back in 2004 who made the link UNDERTAKER FOUND DEAD AT WALMART! CLICK HERE! Because I seen that once.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Jul 10, 2015 13:19:45 GMT -5
Wasn't the story that Vince was shocked that there was a Japanese Royal Family and than insanely proud someone in there family watches the WWE He didn't know the Empire of Japan was a monarchy, and subsequently would have a royal family? Oh, wow... To be fair to Vince, even I'm surprised how many monarchies are still around. Until recently, I thought the United Kingdom and Saudi Arabia had the last remaining royal families.
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Post by Hugh Mungus on Jul 10, 2015 14:14:22 GMT -5
(insert popular wrestler) had Nuclear HeatTM with McMahon/WWE Management and is in the doghouse. Meaning, s/he's in line for a push in the future.
Famous residents in the doghouse include CM Punk, Carlito, Melina, and Michelle McCool.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jul 10, 2015 23:35:52 GMT -5
(insert popular wrestler) had Nuclear Heat TM with McMahon/WWE Management and is in the doghouse. Meaning, s/he's in line for a push in the future. Famous residents in the doghouse include CM Punk, Carlito, Melina, and Michelle McCool. To be fair, Carlito really was.
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