Here's your mission: Make Big Show entertaining

[rippo]

You can't fire him, and he has to be on TV every week. So How do you do it?

For me, I think it would be hilarious if Show tried to show the world he was more than just a big angry giant. Show is a real WRESTLER. And he starts chain wrestling and wearing a headset and doing various other Amateur wrestling things. He refrains from punching and Chokeslamming people from now on.

That, or I'd just stick him on commentary. Your picks?

[Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV]

Just let him be a disgruntled goofy heel, because he's shown to be pretty f***ing great at it this year.

[Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen]

Make him either a manager or announcer.

If he's going to wrestle, have him be that Mark Henry-type heel from a few years ago that is always pissed off and yelling random shit.

[Aboutreika18]

Have every show end with all the babyfaces hitting their finishers on him.

Send the fans home happy, innit?

[Sephiroth]

Tears and lots of them.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Job to Alex Riley and Zack Ryder every week.

[TheFadedSpade]

Make him Kalisto's bitch.

[Hit Girl]

I found it pretty entertaining when Stephanie was mentally abusing him.


Do that again

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Remember the era of the Showster and Showkishi? Just do that. Big Show comes out each week with a different random gimmick and squashes somebody irrelevant while doing their moves and mannerisms. It'd be great, would play to his strengths, and he wouldn't be eating up much TV time.

[xxshoyuweeniexx]

Make him a manager or GM or something where he's not f***ing wrestling.

[Professor Chaos]

[Brainbustaaah!]

Commentary team.

[Ashy Larry]

Captain Insano.

[Deleted]

He has already done that with fellow Local Man

youtu.be/RjHpnoCag-g

[Cvslfc123]

Have him stand on the stage and come up with a comeback to every crowd chant

[freeze Austin]

He dances at ringside in the Baby New Year's get-up every show for the entire show.

It is never acknowledged once by commentary or the crowd. Only the other wrestlers notice he's there, and that only involves them staring at him in a perplexed manner upon entering the ring.

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Sept 2, 2015 15:51:47 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Remember the era of the Showster and Showkishi? Just do that. Big Show comes out each week with a different random gimmick and squashes somebody irrelevant while doing their moves and mannerisms. It'd be great, would play to his strengths, and he wouldn't be eating up much TV time.

Except he's still going over younger talent who should be better off than they are.

[Ruthless Pessimism]

Big Show's already more entertaining than half the roster.

Give him the IC belt and have him run open challenges similar to Cena. And when he's not wrestling, put him on commentary for matches featuring some of the guys who are in the running for the belt. When he's on commentary, he's rocking the shirt/tie/vest combination.

After about 4 months and a couple solid defenses on PPV, have him drop the belt to a fan favorite. Then move him on to another project.

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Sept 2, 2015 15:40:09 GMT -5 Sephiroth said:

Tears and lots of them.

Coming soon to the WWE Network and replacing the first hour of Raw...

Days of Our Shows...

When down on his luck giant the Big Show lands the land deal of a lifetime, a strip mall, it seems like his life is finally turning around. But after betrayal, steamy encounters, heartbreak, and more heartbreak, Big Show heads towards a doomed path of debt, tears, and loneliness that no kiosk can fix.

[ellisdee]