Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
Posts: 12,717 
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Post by Glitch on Oct 29, 2015 4:54:44 GMT -5
Boo!
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Oct 29, 2015 5:20:58 GMT -5
I traced the call..
The killer is in the post directly below this one!
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
Posts: 15,847
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Oct 29, 2015 5:52:20 GMT -5
I GOTCHA!!! NOW IT'S TIME TO MEET YOOOUUUR DOOM BY THE MANY HAAAANDS OF THE TIIIIICKLEMAN!!
You'll laugh... Too DEATH!!
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
Posts: 8,423
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Post by The Sam on Oct 29, 2015 5:58:32 GMT -5
*opens up a cupboard and a cat jumps out*
Woah! That was scary.
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Vern
Hank Scorpio
Almighty Malachi.
Posts: 5,215
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Post by Vern on Oct 29, 2015 6:04:43 GMT -5
*sarcastic, know-it-all, genre-savvy asshole who keeps making horror movie references and claims everyone else is going to die if they don't shut up, listen to him and follow his lead*{Spoiler}{Spoiler}
*dies a sick, grisly death 40 minutes in... the audience cheers*
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Post by DSR on Oct 29, 2015 6:11:31 GMT -5
You're all doomed! FAN's got a death curse!
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
Posts: 31,784
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Post by Yami Daimao on Oct 29, 2015 6:16:45 GMT -5
They're coming to get you, FAN..
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
Posts: 11,553
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Oct 29, 2015 6:19:04 GMT -5
I'm a virgin, does that mean I'm going survive till the end?
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Vern
Hank Scorpio
Almighty Malachi.
Posts: 5,215
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Post by Vern on Oct 29, 2015 8:33:24 GMT -5
I'm a virgin, does that mean I'm going survive till the end? Depends... wanna split this joint with me? How about this bourbon? You can drink it right out of the bottle while you dance around horribly in front of this roaring campfire that I've made out here in the middle of nowhere. |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Oct 29, 2015 9:35:58 GMT -5
The staff tried to prevent it from happening...
The government stepped in to take action...
But nothing would prepare innocent forumgoers from the madness that was about to envelop them...
It was
THE NIGHT AFTER THE WWE PAY PER VIEW!!!
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,695
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Post by bob on Oct 29, 2015 9:57:55 GMT -5
the monster is {Spoiler}{Spoiler} Demented and his groin kick of doom |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Oct 29, 2015 12:38:28 GMT -5
Let me tell you all the story of betrayal and revenge.. *lights pipe* yes this the story of the: Banned Poster!
It all started here in Two Ought Zero Five and thread was made about a....
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
Posts: 11,996
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Post by DragonMasterP on Oct 29, 2015 12:40:28 GMT -5
Fine then, mister scary horror monster, Let's see how you respond to this! *Kills self*
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Oct 29, 2015 12:43:33 GMT -5
DON'T GO IN THE ROOM
DON'T GO IN THE ROOM
DON'T GO IN THE ROOM
*goes into room*
*ded*
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,310
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 29, 2015 13:12:30 GMT -5
Oh no! I, the Big Bad Monster, have been slain and the heroes go home happy!
Here come the credits... What's this? Look, there's one more 30 second scene before the end! HA HA THERE'S LIKE A MILLION MORE OF ME AND THE HEROES WILL SURELY PERISH
*roll credits*
This is otherwise known as the "82% of the SyFy Original Monster Movies" ending.
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Post by Beebs is the Final Girl on Oct 29, 2015 13:39:28 GMT -5
I'm the Final Girl.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
Posts: 29,006
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Post by Sephiroth on Oct 29, 2015 13:48:48 GMT -5
I'm the cop. So I will refuse to believe any if you, sit on my ass, and die a gruesome death anyway.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
Posts: 12,717
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Post by Glitch on Oct 29, 2015 15:58:02 GMT -5
I've sewn all your hands together. You all now share one ranting system. My HuFAN Centipede!
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Post by cageking666 on Oct 29, 2015 16:30:51 GMT -5
I'm the pure of heart joker who happens to try and have sex but always fails
Where do I die?
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BorneAgain
Fry's dog Seymour
Posts: 20,316
Member is Online
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Post by BorneAgain on Oct 29, 2015 16:35:07 GMT -5
Alright, this hideous beast has been terrorizing this board for too long. Let's get a look at this ugly son of a bitch before we take it down...
Oh, god damn it.
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