What the shit does slap nuts even mean?

[Allie Kitsune]

If he'd have had a T-shirt of that in WWE (as opposed to WCW), it would have been "Slapp Nuttss", so yeah.

[crowley1986]

According to Urban Dictionary its an Incompetent/Subordinate Person

[TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out]

I always thought it meant "I shouldn't be in the main event."

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Aug 4, 2016 9:54:57 GMT -5 @jdogindy said:

Aug 4, 2016 7:57:15 GMT -5 lws said:

Its definitely some sort of jerking off thing. It's not great, but its a little better than DDP and scum. At least it has just the slightest bit of edge to it, or...nah, f*** it. They both sucked. WCW sucked. No matter how much I wanted to like it, by 2000, it just sucked. Even the good wrestlers, who would be good again later, sucked if they were in WCW in 2000. Its science.

Well, I get wanking, but who slaps their nuts when they polish the brass knob?

Don't forget "Slappatory". Fittingly, that came from the Viagra on a Pole episode.

If you go furious enough your balls will slap off yourself.

[Glitch]

I always thought it meant that he implied that his opponent had such sagging nuts, that they occasionally slap against one another.
Seriously, I thought that's what it was.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

What, haven't you ever wanted your girl to just slap you in the nuts before? Maybe that's just me.

[Ryushinku]

It's the traditional mating call of the Lesser Midcarder.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

Aug 4, 2016 20:46:03 GMT -5 TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out said:

I always thought it meant "I shouldn't be in the main event."

Lol back then even as a kid I knew that the belt looked weird on Jarrett, I was like "whoa you're not the chosen one, Chyna kicked your ass".

To quote Mike Graham once more, "he thought in his little Tennessee brain that he was better than Hulk Hogan"

[fuzzywarble, squat cobbler]

Aug 4, 2016 18:59:26 GMT -5 Allie Kitsune said:

If he'd have had a T-shirt of that in WWE (as opposed to WCW), it would have been "Slapp Nuttss", so yeah.

Slapp nutz

[mizerable]

Aug 4, 2016 10:11:18 GMT -5 fuzzywarble, squat cobbler said:

"Don't Tick Me Off" was much better

Jakks: "Fixed"

[fuzzywarble, squat cobbler]

Aug 5, 2016 9:59:40 GMT -5 mizerable said:

Aug 4, 2016 10:11:18 GMT -5 fuzzywarble, squat cobbler said:

"Don't Tick Me Off" was much better

Jakks: "Fixed"

Actually, it was "don't make me mad "

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For a while in the WWF, it was "Don't P*** Me Off".

[thegame415]

Didn't Sid once respond to the insult by saying he would stick his nuts in Jarret's mouth?

[TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out]

Aug 5, 2016 16:37:44 GMT -5 thegame415 said:

Didn't Sid once respond to the insult by saying he would stick his nuts in Jarret's mouth?

That's the best possible response, short of literally slapping Jarrett in the nuts.

[Deleted]

I worked in an office where the dumb jock boss would smack random people in the nuts. (Not me, thankfully)

So it's quite possible it was literal.

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan]

Aug 5, 2016 10:56:00 GMT -5 fuzzywarble, squat cobbler said:

Aug 5, 2016 9:59:40 GMT -5 mizerable said:

Jakks: "Fixed"

Actually, it was "don't make me mad "

They used both at different points, but "Don't make me mad" is always infinitely funnier to me.

[Alice Syndrome]

So one of my coworkers was moaning about how all men talk about is their dicks, and I disagreed with her. This is the first thread I saw when I checked in.

[moondoggie]

Ain't I Great? No?! Don't P*** Me Off Or I Will Slap Nuts!!!

[Sir Woodrow]

Aug 4, 2016 20:20:03 GMT -5 crowley1986 said:

According to Urban Dictionary its an Incompetent/Subordinate Person

So it's a reference to Russo...

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So we're allowed to openly and gratutiously talk about masturbation on here?

Alright...