Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 27, 2016 10:08:25 GMT -5
There was a time I liked the Madonna version of "Santa Baby." Then I worked retail for a few years. After hearing it for the bazillionth time, it lost its charm for me.
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the2ndevil
Grimlock
Super Seducer Survivor
Where Is Your Santa, Now?
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Post by the2ndevil on Nov 27, 2016 10:19:36 GMT -5
The date rape anthem that is Baby, It's Cold Outside and Christmas Shoes can both go right back to hell where they belong.
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Post by DSR on Nov 27, 2016 10:31:40 GMT -5
All of them.
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Nov 27, 2016 10:38:59 GMT -5
any before the two weeks before the 25th .....
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Annette
Mephisto
You love me, you just don't know it yet.
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Post by Annette on Nov 27, 2016 10:42:29 GMT -5
The date rape anthem that is Baby, It's Cold Outside and Christmas Shoes can both go right back to hell where they belong. Sooo many Ditto's. I'd also add in the Jackson Five version of "‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’". All I can think of is this: "I did, I really did see mommy kissing Santa Claus and I'm gonna tell my dad, and he's gonna beat her ass!"
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the2ndevil
Grimlock
Super Seducer Survivor
Where Is Your Santa, Now?
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Post by the2ndevil on Nov 27, 2016 10:51:26 GMT -5
The date rape anthem that is Baby, It's Cold Outside and Christmas Shoes can both go right back to hell where they belong. Sooo many Ditto's. I'd also add in the Jackson Five version of "‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’". All I can think of is this: "I did, I really did see mommy kissing Santa Claus and I'm gonna tell my dad, and he's gonna beat her ass!" One thing I've noticed about that song from hearing it numerous times in my far too many years in retail: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus sung by a child: Adorable I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus sung by an adult man: Creepy as all hell.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Nov 27, 2016 10:52:32 GMT -5
I've never been too particularly fond of Last Christmas (I Gave You My Heart.) or that one where the last minuet and a half of the song is just the same notes played over and over and over again (I sadly don't recall the name of the song but the lyrics have something about mistletoe in them.)
Also while we're on the subject how in the world did My Favorite Things from Sound of Music became a holiday staple? I don't really get the Christmas vibe from a song whose purpose in the show was used to calm down the children during a thunderstorm. Especially when you got Edelweiss right there with its nice wintery and festive themes.
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Post by BorneAgain on Nov 27, 2016 10:53:32 GMT -5
All I needed was one season of working Christmas retail to utterly despise Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 27, 2016 10:56:35 GMT -5
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Kid is way too into his dad getting cucked by Santa. Kid needs to see a therapist.
12 days of Christmas is soooooo f***ing repetitive and boring
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Nov 27, 2016 11:06:40 GMT -5
Do they know it's Christmas? That song can piss right off
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Annette
Mephisto
You love me, you just don't know it yet.
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Post by Annette on Nov 27, 2016 11:07:39 GMT -5
12 days of Christmas is soooooo f***ing repetitive and boring Also some pretty awful presents... birds. SO many birds.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Nov 27, 2016 11:20:17 GMT -5
Do they know it's Christmas? That song can piss right off Ugh I hate that song, it treats an entire continent as one country, has loads of ignorant lines (of course there will be snow in Africa this Christmas you stupid idiot!) and then the sanctimonious singers have the nerve to start acting like it's the listener who doesn't know anything with that "there's a world outside your window" bullshit. That's before the whole Christmas issue.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Nov 27, 2016 11:22:39 GMT -5
Some band called Pentatonix singing Winter Wonderland and mixing it with Don't Worry, Be Happy. The video is excruciating with their stupid gurning faces throughout and it's hilariously over-sung.
Sam Smith over-singing every single syllable on Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.
Anything by Michael Buble.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 27, 2016 11:24:09 GMT -5
About 90% of them.
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Post by LexExpress on Nov 27, 2016 11:32:16 GMT -5
Up On The Housetop by The Jackson 5. It used to be on rotation when I worked at a cinema years ago and I've despised it ever since.
Honourable mentions to Do They Know It's Christmas and most of Cliff Richard's festive output.
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Shai
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Shai on Nov 27, 2016 11:46:05 GMT -5
I love Mariah Carey I absolutely do. But if I have to hear All I want for Christmas is you one more time....
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Post by mrtuesday on Nov 27, 2016 11:55:11 GMT -5
Christmas Shoes. Just... Christmas Shoes.
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
Eternally Confused
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Post by Malcolm on Nov 27, 2016 12:06:35 GMT -5
12 Days of Christmas.
Although I do like Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas time in a "so bad it's good" kind of way.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Nov 27, 2016 12:27:31 GMT -5
I swear, they should use All I Want For Christmas is You as a torture device.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Nov 27, 2016 12:31:05 GMT -5
Do they know it's Christmas? That song can piss right off "And now here's some incredibly rich people to make you feel ashamed for not giving your 9-5 money to the poor."
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