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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 3, 2006 20:06:43 GMT -5
In October, I will be inducting two movies to the annals of Monster Crap. Which movies deserve it. This Time, I give you 16 Choices and the top 2 win.  Frankenfish  King Cobra  Zarkorr!! The Invader .gif) The X From Outer Space  Manos: The Hands of Fate  Godzilla vs. The Smog Monster  The Giant Claw  Alone In The Dark  Troll 2  The Howling 2  The Tingler  Monster (Couldnt Find The Cover or Poster)  Venom  Jaws: The Revenge  Hobgoblins  Laserblast I await your decisions. |
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erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Sept 3, 2006 20:11:43 GMT -5
Venom was actually kind of good in a 80's slasher throw back kind of way  and Laserblast just rules ;D |
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Post by teknoteam2000 on Sept 3, 2006 20:13:10 GMT -5
Manos or Troll 2
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Post by jcdenton on Sept 3, 2006 20:15:24 GMT -5
Manos!!!!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 3, 2006 20:32:26 GMT -5
I took King Cobra. For the sure fact that I dont have to go online or rent the darn movie as I have it at home. In short, Im preferably lazy.
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Post by mysterydriver on Sept 3, 2006 22:06:58 GMT -5
I got King Cobra for $1 at a store.
Pat Morita = The Man
You write about all these horrible movies...and then I look at my DVD/VCR case.
Man, I own a lot of crap.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 3, 2006 22:50:55 GMT -5
Is it me or is that goblin in Hobgoblins look like he is screwing this woman up the rear. Lucky bastard.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Sept 3, 2006 22:59:10 GMT -5
you've put it off long enough. the Monstercrap list NEEDS Manos.
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Post by mysterydriver on Sept 3, 2006 23:15:09 GMT -5
Is it me or is that goblin in Hobgoblins look like he is screwing this woman up the rear. Lucky bastard. Now that you mention it.... Also, With the line formed behind her, I'd say she may be used to it, if you infer what I'm implying. On a side subject, Jaws: The Revenge completely KILLED a profitable series. Murdered it. There can't be a JAWS 5 without somehow trying to explain 4 in a reasonable way, which is basically impossible. Which is why I voted for it, and have the DVD with commentary. Very apologetic commentary. |
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Post by Smokey McTrees on Sept 4, 2006 0:19:00 GMT -5
They released a JTR with commentary? I am a huge Jaws fan, and JTR kills me inside. Though I went to theater as a kid and saw it. Twice.
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Post by polexia on Sept 4, 2006 0:28:42 GMT -5
alone in the dark! we must keep all the Uwe movies ont he list p.s swampmeat your sig has inspired me to love Sean O'Hare again. thank you  |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 4, 2006 7:13:35 GMT -5
Bumped
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Post by jcdenton on Sept 4, 2006 9:19:48 GMT -5
Hands: The hands of fate
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Post by shiranui on Sept 4, 2006 9:24:10 GMT -5
[Joel from MST3K voice]
"MANOS" THE HANDS OF FATE!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 4, 2006 12:36:32 GMT -5
Bumping it again
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Post by mysterydriver on Sept 4, 2006 12:53:50 GMT -5
If you do Alone in the Dark, make sure to keep the Orphans in the summary. They were the best part of the movie!
My friends have had a running joke ever since watching this movie. Whenever someone opens a box, someone else will say, "Good job, you just turned an orphan into a zombie."
FEAR THE ORPHANS!
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Sept 4, 2006 13:19:14 GMT -5
You know, I'm gonna see if I can find and buy Frankenfish when I go to New York at the end of October.
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Post by mysterydriver on Sept 4, 2006 13:43:32 GMT -5
I found Frankenfish at a local Video Gallery.
It was Seven kinds of Awesomeness. Some scenes are just...jaw-dropping.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 4, 2006 15:07:49 GMT -5
Frankenfish is interesting in that it is extremely bad.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 4, 2006 18:05:57 GMT -5
Here comes the Bump of Fate
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