Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 18, 2017 17:50:58 GMT -5
"Treat your kite like you treat your woman: get into her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!"
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jan 18, 2017 17:55:33 GMT -5
"Copped a packet in Gallipoli with the Aussies. So did Drippy and Strangely Brown"
"A pencil and a miniature trumpet"
And I'm sorry to down the mood but possibly the greatest Blackadder quote ever..... "Good luck everyone"
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Jan 18, 2017 17:59:49 GMT -5
wibble
that is all
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Jan 18, 2017 18:01:12 GMT -5
HOORAH!
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Jan 18, 2017 18:02:58 GMT -5
“If Baldrick served a meal at HQ he would be arrested for the biggest mass poisoning since Lucretia Borgia invited 500 friends for a Wine and Anthrax Party.”
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Jan 18, 2017 18:16:37 GMT -5
Boom Boom Boom Boom
Boom Boom Boom
Boom Boom Boom Boom
Boom Boom Boom?
How did you guess sir?
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 18, 2017 18:29:09 GMT -5
"What can I do to a woman that I can't do to you?" "I cannot conceive, sir."
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Post by alred1982 on Jan 18, 2017 18:40:51 GMT -5
Not to worry, my Lord. The arrow didn't in fact, enter my body. No. By a thousand to one chance, my willy got in the way.
As a special reward, Baldrick, take a short holiday. Did you enjoy it? Right.
Yes. To you, Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 18, 2017 19:29:49 GMT -5
I heard thecwar started because a fellow named Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry.
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Post by Nickybojelais on Jan 18, 2017 20:35:22 GMT -5
And which Pitt would this be? Pitt the Toddler? Pitt the Embryo? Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye?
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 18, 2017 20:35:36 GMT -5
"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."
"Field Marshal Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet six inches close to Berlin."
"Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?"
"Baldrick, you wouldn't recognise a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on a harpsichord singing 'subtle plans are here again'."
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Post by bibboid on Jan 18, 2017 23:52:56 GMT -5
Never have I encountered such foul, mindless perversity. Have you considered a career in the church?
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Post by bitteroldman on Jan 19, 2017 0:50:57 GMT -5
"WHAT A POOF!"
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Post by bibboid on Jan 19, 2017 2:20:35 GMT -5
My friend is a missionary, and on his last visit abroad brought back the chief of a famous tribe. His name is Great Boo. He's been suffering from sleeping sickness and he has obviously just woken because as you heard, Great Boo's up.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 19, 2017 2:54:34 GMT -5
"She's got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils!"
"Ah, Melchett. Still worshipping God? Last I heard He'd started worshipping me."
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 19, 2017 4:04:00 GMT -5
Richard IV: Give this to the Queen of Naples! *hands aide a small container* Aide: What is it? Richard IV: The King of Naples!
Blackadder: Tell me Brother Baldwick, what did God do to the sodomites? Baldrick: Don't know, but can't be much worse then what they did to each other.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jan 19, 2017 4:46:40 GMT -5
Blackadder: The Scarlet Pimpernel is the most overrated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD31 best disciple competition.
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SmashTV
Dennis Stamp
Big Money, Big Prizes, I Love It!
The Excellence of Allocation
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Post by SmashTV on Jan 19, 2017 7:49:00 GMT -5
'We've been sitting here since Christmas 1914, during which time millions of men have died, and we've moved no further than an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping...'
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J is Justice
Wade Wilson
Will now be grateful.
Hi.
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Post by J is Justice on Jan 19, 2017 7:49:58 GMT -5
Baldrick: So, you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the baity fellow in the black coat who just left is?
Blackadder: Yes, Baldrick. I am. And if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with the soft, dangly collection of objects in your trousers.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 19, 2017 10:28:18 GMT -5
I know who you are! You're Merlin, the happy pig!
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