Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 27, 2017 5:06:20 GMT -5
Millhouse takes a sip of a squishee made entirely of syrup: "It's so thick" Kinda goes with your avatar.
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theironyuppie
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Post by theironyuppie on Feb 27, 2017 6:56:47 GMT -5
Homer: Put it in the fridge, Moe. I've got a date with my wife. [exit] Moe: You'll be back! And so will you and you...and you. Barney: Of course I'll be back. If you didn't close, I'd never leave!
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Feb 27, 2017 7:28:57 GMT -5
Homer: Put it in the fridge, Moe. I've got a date with my wife. [exit] Moe: You'll be back! And so will you and you... and you. Barney: Of course I'll be back. If you didn't close, I'd never leave! And then they do the exact same joke in "Who Shot Mr Burns?" Dr Hibbert: Well, I don't think I can solve this mystery, (towards camera) can you? (camera pans back to show Hibbert talking to Chief Wiggum) Wiggum: Sure, I guess, I mean it's my job and all.
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Post by karl100589 on Feb 27, 2017 10:17:02 GMT -5
Ned- "Wheee, I'm Dick Tracy. Take that Pruneface! Now I'm Pruneface. Take that Dick Tracy! Now I'm Prune Tracy. Take that Dick..."
Dr Foster- "No Ned, no!"
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Ben Wyatt
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Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 27, 2017 14:01:10 GMT -5
Blue Man group is just a ripoff of the Surfs. And.the Smurfs.....they *suck*
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theironyuppie
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Post by theironyuppie on Feb 27, 2017 21:39:57 GMT -5
--Mr. Hutz, we've been in here for four hours! Do you have any evidence at all? --Well, Your Honor, we've got plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are *kinds* of evidence.
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Ben Wyatt
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Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 28, 2017 7:48:43 GMT -5
Narrator: So the children learned how to function as a society, and eventually they were rescued by, oh, let's say... Moe.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Feb 28, 2017 18:37:45 GMT -5
Homer: Heh heh heh, I did it! Second in line, and all I had to do was miss eight days of work. Man: With the money you would have made working, you could have bought tickets from a scalper. Homer: In theory, yes. [sotto voce] Jerk.
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theironyuppie
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Post by theironyuppie on Mar 1, 2017 7:06:39 GMT -5
-Give me, uh..30,000 tickets. -That'll be $950,000 please. -Uh, look, see, the thing about that is I only got $10 on me. Can I pay you the rest later? -Sure!
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Mar 1, 2017 11:34:12 GMT -5
Homer in his car singing: Hitler is a jerk. Mussolinni...(cut scent)...now it doesn't work.
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Post by theironyuppie on Mar 4, 2017 1:09:12 GMT -5
Armistice treaty, article four: 'Nelson is never again to raise his fists in anger.' Article five: 'Nelson recognizes Bart's right to exist.' Article six: 'Although Nelson shall have no official power, he shall remain a figurehead of menace in the neighborhood.'
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J. Hova
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Post by J. Hova on Mar 4, 2017 1:41:32 GMT -5
Abe Simpson is babysitting the kids for the afternoon and Homer and Marge return home....
Homer: We leave you alone with the kids for three hours and the county takes the kids?
Abe: Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch.
That still cracks me up
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 4, 2017 2:48:46 GMT -5
Homer has to land a private plane because the pilot took heroin, not knowing he was flying that day....
Homer: Hmmmmmmmm. What's the ocean doing in the sky?
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Blindkarevik
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Post by Blindkarevik on Mar 4, 2017 5:43:17 GMT -5
Marge: OOh, Kids! Would you like a balloon? Bart: Oh.. sure man. Then I'd like a rattle and a wowwypop.... actually, I would like a wowwypop! Lisa: MOOM! Those balloons won't biodegrade for a thousand years!.... and if Bart gets a wowwypop I want a wowwypop.
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Post by theironyuppie on Mar 4, 2017 23:41:07 GMT -5
I've got to find a replacement who won't outshine me... Perhaps if I search the employee evaluations for the word "incompetent." 714 names? Better be more specific. Lazy... Clumsy... Dimwitted...Monstrously ugly... [still 714 matches] Nuts to this. I'll just go get Homer Simpson.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 5, 2017 2:57:45 GMT -5
I've got to find a replacement who won't outshine me... Perhaps if I search the employee evaluations for the word "incompetent." 714 names? Better be more specific. Lazy... Clumsy... Dimwitted...Monstrously ugly... [still 714 matches] Nuts to this. I'll just go get Homer Simpson. They said in the commentary that they used to try write story points so it would make sense of why Homer was chosen and finally just had Smithers say the line to get the story moving.
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Mar 5, 2017 4:37:03 GMT -5
Martin Prince: The box kite was invented as a means of drying wet string.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Mar 5, 2017 14:09:06 GMT -5
I just hope we put in enough steampunk, whatever that is.
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Post by alred1982 on Mar 5, 2017 14:26:13 GMT -5
I've got to find a replacement who won't outshine me... Perhaps if I search the employee evaluations for the word "incompetent." 714 names? Better be more specific. Lazy... Clumsy... Dimwitted...Monstrously ugly... [still 714 matches] Nuts to this. I'll just go get Homer Simpson. Just watched that episode the cube kills me all the time.
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DragonMasterP
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Post by DragonMasterP on Mar 5, 2017 16:19:43 GMT -5
Homer: "Oh, Andy Capp, you wife beating drunk!"
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