Matt
El Dandy
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Post by Matt on Mar 5, 2017 16:47:22 GMT -5
Milhouse: Remember when he ate my goldfish? You said I never had a goldfish, then why did I have the bowl Bart? WHY did I have the bowl??
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Legion
Fry's dog Seymour
Amy Pond's #1 fan
Hail Hydra!
Posts: 22,856
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Post by Legion on Mar 5, 2017 17:16:00 GMT -5
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Post by karl100589 on Mar 6, 2017 16:49:43 GMT -5
What advantages does this motor car have over say a train...which I could also afford.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
Posts: 15,077
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Mar 6, 2017 17:03:47 GMT -5
What advantages does this motor car have over say a train...which I could also afford. "...gently massages your buttocks"
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Post by Throwback on Mar 6, 2017 17:51:23 GMT -5
You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel
Trab puk cip
Maybe they're reverse vampires and have to be in before the sun goes down
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Mar 7, 2017 6:43:01 GMT -5
Homer: Hey, kids, how was school? Lisa: I learned how many grams are in a pennyweight. Bart: I got expelled. Homer: That's my boy! (sips his Duff beer) Mmm... beer... (realizes) What!?
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Posts: 41,511
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Mar 7, 2017 7:27:47 GMT -5
Homer: "I want to set the record straight.....I thought that *cop* was a *prostitute*"
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 7, 2017 9:50:20 GMT -5
Homer: "I want to set the record straight.....I thought that *cop* was a *prostitute*" *nods*
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2017 20:26:37 GMT -5
Homer: Oh! This is a map of nuclear sites around the country. As a safety inspector, I'm responsible for changing most of these light bulbs. Lisa: Why are there so many burnt-out ones? Homer:'Cause they won't hire me an assistant.
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Post by theironyuppie on Mar 8, 2017 10:35:09 GMT -5
--Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero, Tom.He lent me this new weapon called a neural disrupter. [Martin gets zapped] -He's not dead, is he, Bart? -Nah, but I wouldn't give him any homework for a while. -Very good, Bart. Thank you. -Don't thank me, thank an unprecedented eight-year military buildup.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
Posts: 26,719
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Mar 8, 2017 16:36:00 GMT -5
*Homer is holding a bunch of balloons*
I hope this works.
These are for you if you let me borrow your cherry picker!
Well, I already have some balloons at home, but they're not this nice! Deal!
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 9, 2017 9:10:03 GMT -5
*Homer is holding a bunch of balloons* I hope this works. These are for you if you let me borrow your cherry picker! Well, I already have some balloons at home, but they're not this nice! Deal! My favourite thing about this is that someone obviously came up with the balloons gag, but they didn't just leave it at that misdirect to be funny but added in the fact that this guy apparently already has a bunch of balloons and can therefore assess the quality of the ones Homer has.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
Posts: 15,077
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Mar 9, 2017 9:55:43 GMT -5
*Homer is holding a bunch of balloons* I hope this works. These are for you if you let me borrow your cherry picker! Well, I already have some balloons at home, but they're not this nice! Deal! My favourite thing about this is that someone obviously came up with the balloons gag, but they didn't just leave it at that misdirect to be funny but added in the fact that this guy apparently already has a bunch of balloons and can therefore assess the quality of the ones Homer has. I know, it's one of those gags that the more layers you think about the more genius it becomes.
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Post by theironyuppie on Mar 9, 2017 14:49:12 GMT -5
-We're all going to sit down as a family and listen to an inspiring story of wilderness survival. [reads] ''Then I heard the sound ''that all arctic explorers dread-- the pitiless bark of the sea lion.'' He'll be killed! -Homer, he obviously got out alive if he wrote the article. -Don't be so-- Oh, you're right.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 9, 2017 18:57:08 GMT -5
Bart: Why is the sky blue? Homer: Hmm... I don't know. Just is. Bart: Why are clouds white? Homer: No clue. Bart: Why are people yellow? Homer: It's the way God made them. Bart: Why is grass green? Homer: So you can find your damn golf ball.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Mar 9, 2017 21:08:16 GMT -5
"Spider poison is people poison!?"
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Post by arrogantmodel on Mar 9, 2017 22:04:08 GMT -5
"I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was."
Because Homer isn't just incompetent at his job, he doesn't even know where he works. That's hilarious.
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Post by theironyuppie on Mar 10, 2017 5:47:59 GMT -5
"While directing Hats Off to Hanukkah! I reduced more than one cast member to tears. Did I expect too much from fourth graders? The review: "Play Enjoyed By All!'" Speaks for itself."
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
Posts: 15,077
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Mar 10, 2017 6:08:56 GMT -5
"No tongue? But how did he eat? And drink? And Laugh? And Love?"
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Mar 10, 2017 8:15:13 GMT -5
"Spider poison is people poison!?" That whole sequence never gets old to me. Legitimately rolling every time he tries to explain himself to Marge, and Bart's prediction int he envelope.
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