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Post by MrElijah on Mar 10, 2017 8:18:54 GMT -5
Marge: Do you know who is George Washington Carver?
Bart: The guy who Carved Up George Washington?
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 10, 2017 8:24:14 GMT -5
Ms. K: Do you know who is George Washington Carver? Bart: The guy who Carved Up George Washington? It was Marge who asked him after he claimed he studied.
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Post by MrElijah on Mar 10, 2017 8:29:23 GMT -5
Ms. K: Do you know who is George Washington Carver? Bart: The guy who Carved Up George Washington? It was Marge who asked him after he claimed he studied. Thanks. I forgot who asked him.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
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Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 10, 2017 9:00:41 GMT -5
It was Marge who asked him after he claimed he studied. Thanks. I forgot who asked him. I think you left off the best part though which was Homer saying "Really?! Wow."
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Mar 10, 2017 12:43:22 GMT -5
Bart: "If *I* were Fat Tony, and god willing some day I will be, I'd be sitting in my cell stewing with rage right now
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Post by theironyuppie on Mar 11, 2017 6:13:38 GMT -5
-It's a bad influence on children. -Give me a break! That is baloney. And here's why: I did some research and discovered a startling thing: there was violence in the past, before cartoons. -Fascinating. -There was the crusades. Tremendous violence! Many killed! -It went on for 30 years! -This was before cartoons? -That's right, Kent.
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Post by agent817 on Mar 11, 2017 9:38:10 GMT -5
Ivanhoe is the story about a Russian farmer and his tool.
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King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Mar 11, 2017 16:52:03 GMT -5
*Greyhound puppy presses up against the TV* Marge: Look at Bradford II! He thinks he's one of the Models Inc! *The whole family laughs* *Snowball II walks into the room and does the same thing* Homer: GET THAT CAT OUTTA THE WAY! *Snowball II leaves the room sadly while the whole family glares at him*
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 11, 2017 18:19:07 GMT -5
Homer: Well if kids are so innocent, why is everything bad named after them? Acting childish, kidnapping, child abuse ... Bart: What about adultery? Homer:Not until you're older, son.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Mar 11, 2017 18:30:20 GMT -5
*Greyhound puppy presses up against the TV* Marge: Look at Bradford II! He thinks he's one of the Models Inc! *The whole family laughs* *Snowball II walks into the room and does the same thing* Homer: GET THAT CAT OUTTA THE WAY! *Snowball II leaves the room sadly while the whole family glares at him* Similarly, this:
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Mar 11, 2017 18:40:56 GMT -5
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 13, 2017 17:59:59 GMT -5
"You never know what you're capable of. I never thought that I could shoot down a German plane, but last year I proved myself wrong"
Grandpa Simpson.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2017 20:22:42 GMT -5
"Less artsy, more fartsy!"
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Mar 14, 2017 15:52:41 GMT -5
Homer, clearing the ivy from what he thought was his mother's headstone: Walt Whaitman?!? Noooooooo! Damn you, Walt Whitman! *kicking headstone* I...hate...you...Walt...freaking...Whitman. Leaves of Grass my ass!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2017 19:56:19 GMT -5
We the purple? What the hell was that?
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Post by Matt on Mar 15, 2017 20:27:19 GMT -5
Lisa: Grandpa, you've had an interesting life. Tell us a story.
Grandpa: That's a lie and you know it! But, I have seen a lot of movies.
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Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Mar 16, 2017 13:43:06 GMT -5
Lisa: "There, I won your stupid bathroom-products race!"
I just like her anger at how she thought it was stupid.
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Post by Throwback on Mar 16, 2017 14:45:34 GMT -5
From this day forward I'll be known as Homer JAY Simpson
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Post by theironyuppie on Mar 16, 2017 19:28:51 GMT -5
Season 2 is seriously underrated.
-Look here, inspector, could I speak to you privately in my office? [cut] -Mr. Burns, in 20 years, I have never seen such a shoddy, deplorable-- -Oh, look! Some careless person has left thousands of dollars just lying here on my table. Smithers, why don't we leave and hopefully, when we return, the pile of money will be gone. [Burns returns] -The money and a stupid man are still here. -If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to bribe me. -Is there some confusion about this? Take it! Take it, you poor schmo!
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El Dandy
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Post by Matt on Mar 17, 2017 18:15:55 GMT -5
Homer: Hey dad, I came to spend time with you.
Abe: Baloney, you came to put me in a home.
Homer: You're already in a home.
Abe: Oh, how could you?
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