The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Mar 17, 2017 20:06:27 GMT -5
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Mar 18, 2017 6:01:10 GMT -5
Lenny: Alcohol and night swimming, it's a winning combination!
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Post by Throwback on Mar 18, 2017 16:28:25 GMT -5
also anything with johnny tight lips
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Post by theironyuppie on Mar 22, 2017 6:23:18 GMT -5
-Mr. President, disturbing news: serious cracks are developing in the Greco-Bolivian alliance. -Get me Jed Colic!
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Mar 22, 2017 10:35:14 GMT -5
Guidance counselor: Elementary school can be tough for any kid, especially with such homosexual tendencies as your son.
Marge: Bart's gay?!?
Guidance counselor: Bart? Oops, got the wrong file. *hastily puts Milhouse's file away and gets Barts*
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 22, 2017 10:53:36 GMT -5
Bronson, Missouri.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2017 21:02:46 GMT -5
Time to put on the old Wiggum charm
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Post by theironyuppie on Mar 23, 2017 8:18:26 GMT -5
--Hey, Homer, you're late for English! --Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Mar 23, 2017 8:59:08 GMT -5
Hey Ma, how 'bout some cookies? No dice. This ain't over.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 23, 2017 8:59:56 GMT -5
Guidance counselor: Elementary school can be tough for any kid, especially with such homosexual tendencies as your son. Marge: Bart's gay?!? Guidance counselor: Bart? Oops, got the wrong file. *hastily puts Milhouse's file away and gets Barts* It's even better - as many flamboyantly homosexual tendencies.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Posts: 41,511
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Mar 23, 2017 10:21:25 GMT -5
Guidance counselor: Elementary school can be tough for any kid, especially with such homosexual tendencies as your son. Marge: Bart's gay?!? Guidance counselor: Bart? Oops, got the wrong file. *hastily puts Milhouse's file away and gets Barts* It's even better - as many flamboyantly homosexual tendencies. YES! I knew I was missing a piece of that quote. Thank you, good sir!
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Post by theironyuppie on Mar 29, 2017 8:35:59 GMT -5
Homer: Hmm. ''Cosby's first law of intergenerational perversity. ''No matter what you tell your child to do he will always do the opposite.'' Homer's Brain: Huh? Don't you get it? You gotta use reverse psychology. Homer: That sounds too complicated. Homer's Brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology. Homer: All right, I will. [aloud] Son, I don't think you should let me help you. Bart; If you really want to help, clean these paint brushes. Homer; Thank you, Bill Cosby. You've saved the Simpsons!
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Post by The Barber on Mar 29, 2017 9:19:04 GMT -5
I'm not sure if this has bees said or not (because I'm too lazy to go through all 13 pages of this forum), but here's mine:
Chief Wiggum: Alright smart guy, where's the fire? Homer Simpson: Over there. [Homer points to a fire at the police station] Chief Wiggum: Okay, you just bought yourself a 317, pointing out police stupidity... Or is that a 314? Nah nah, 314 is a dog uh, in, no or is that a 315?... You're in trouble pal.
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Homer: I know! If I sink to the bottom, I can run to shore.
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Krusty the Clown: Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hanta virus? That came out of left field. So if you're experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box... [gets interrupted by a newscast]
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2017 9:34:07 GMT -5
Homer: Hmm. ''Cosby's first law of intergenerational perversity. ''No matter what you tell your child to do he will always do the opposite.'' Homer's Brain: Huh? Don't you get it? You gotta use reverse psychology. Homer: That sounds too complicated. Homer's Brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology. Homer: All right, I will. [aloud] Son, I don't think you should let me help you. Bart; If you really want to help, clean these paint brushes. Homer; Thank you, Bill Cosby. You've saved the Simpsons! ironyuppie did you defeat doctor hillbilly yet?
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Mar 30, 2017 6:54:17 GMT -5
Homer: Hmm. ''Cosby's first law of intergenerational perversity. ''No matter what you tell your child to do he will always do the opposite.'' Homer's Brain: Huh? Don't you get it? You gotta use reverse psychology. Homer: That sounds too complicated. Homer's Brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology. Homer: All right, I will. [aloud] Son, I don't think you should let me help you. Bart; If you really want to help, clean these paint brushes. Homer; Thank you, Bill Cosby. You've saved the Simpsons! ironyuppie did you defeat doctor hillbilly yet? He must have, it was a "Loser Gets Unmasked And Killed" match. (Unless this is El Hijo Del Iron Yuppie posting on the board, then it's up in the air again)
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chrom
Backup Wench
Master of the rare undecuple post
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Post by chrom on Mar 31, 2017 10:47:58 GMT -5
Look! Someone's attractive Cousin!
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Mar 31, 2017 13:23:18 GMT -5
also anything with johnny tight lips LOVE Johnny Tightlips. "Ugh...now my pants are chaffing me." "If I ever find you, I'm gonna carve my name on your back with an icepick!"
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Mar 31, 2017 13:38:15 GMT -5
Look! Someone's attractive Cousin!
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nonrev
Don Corleone
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Post by nonrev on Mar 31, 2017 18:09:10 GMT -5
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Post by wildojinx on Mar 31, 2017 21:08:19 GMT -5
Marge: Homer, do you remember what you told the kids? Homer: Sure do. When you're 18, you're out of the house!
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