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Post by Throwback on Apr 1, 2017 23:52:04 GMT -5
"What are you gonna do? Go underwater? I'd like to see that" "You call this deep?"
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Apr 2, 2017 0:53:26 GMT -5
Homer: Ahhhhh, I love these lazy Saturdays. Marge: It's Wednesday, Homer. Homer: AH! WORK! *puts on tie and speeds off to work*
*During Bart's "In the Garden of Eden" hymn prank* Reverend Lovejoy: Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
Posts: 27,986
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Post by chazraps on Apr 2, 2017 1:50:09 GMT -5
Ha! I just freezed the frame and noticed the bottom two reasons for the first time.
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Post by theironyuppie on Apr 2, 2017 5:08:42 GMT -5
-Got to fool him before the day is out. But how? He must have a weakness. -Ah, beer, my one weakness, my Achilles' heel, if you will. -Beer. Beer is the cheese! But how to use it? -Phew! It's a good thing that beer wasn't shaken up any more or I'd have looked quite the fool, an April fool, as it were.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Apr 2, 2017 16:21:43 GMT -5
Homer: Ahhhhh, I love these lazy Saturdays. Marge: It's Wednesday, Homer. Homer: AH! WORK! *puts on tie and speeds off to work* Homer Simpson: Ah. I love these real Saturdays. They're so relaxing. Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired!
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Post by theironyuppie on Apr 3, 2017 8:58:06 GMT -5
-When I say give me a ticket, just give me a ticket! -Maybe we don't wanna give it to you. -Maybe we wanna haul your butt in. -Look what else your tax dollars pay for. [Cut to Homer's jail cell, where he hears a jailbird mournfully playing harmonica.] --Hey, That's sort of nice. What are you in for? --Atmosphere.
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Bones58
Don Corleone
Shuup Baby, I know it!
Posts: 1,474
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Post by Bones58 on Apr 4, 2017 3:31:08 GMT -5
Major Nougat! Gooey! Cocoa! Put down those entertaining Mattel products!
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
Posts: 39,256
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Post by Spider2024 on Apr 7, 2017 13:19:50 GMT -5
Didn't know this guy was in so many moments.
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Matt
El Dandy
Posts: 8,708
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Post by Matt on Apr 7, 2017 17:07:50 GMT -5
Homer: Marge do you have other men in this house? Radioactive men?
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Post by arrogantmodel on Apr 7, 2017 21:08:13 GMT -5
Guys are harassing manatees on jet skis. Homer rides up.
"Look, guys. On any other day, I'd be out here with you harassing these gentle sea creatures, and if anything, I'd be the guy who takes it too far."
That line cracks me up. Whenever Homer acknowledges his asshole ways.
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Post by theironyuppie on Apr 11, 2017 8:31:58 GMT -5
--You broke up that meeting. --Now I'm thinking about holding another meeting. In bed. --Oh, McBain!
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,293
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 11, 2017 9:06:11 GMT -5
Lousy Smarch weather!
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 11, 2017 22:44:41 GMT -5
(Homer singing) Mr. Bojangles We're all Bojangles Who killed Bojangles (points at random passer-by) Maybe it was you
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Post by Throwback on Apr 13, 2017 22:17:32 GMT -5
Frank Ormand: and if you're watching me, that means you've got pretzel fever and not the kind that attacked my intestinal lining some years back.
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chrom
Backup Wench
Master of the rare undecuple post
Posts: 84,889
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Post by chrom on Apr 13, 2017 22:22:08 GMT -5
This is gonna get worse before it gets better
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Apr 13, 2017 23:41:40 GMT -5
Major Nougat! Gooey! Cocoa! Put down those entertaining Mattel products! Colonel Ka-Taffy is up to his old tricks again!
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Apr 14, 2017 3:24:03 GMT -5
If word gets out about this.. Crazy Clown Airlines will be a laughing stock.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Apr 14, 2017 4:13:15 GMT -5
Barney: David Crosby!! You're my hero! Crosby: Oh, you like my music? Barney: You're a musician?
Homer: Then came the greatest thrill of my life. George Harrison: Hi Homer. I'm George Harrison. Homer: OH MY GOD!!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BROWNIE?? George Harrison: Over there. There's a big pile of them. (Homer rushes over and starts eating them). What a nice fellow.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 17, 2017 8:49:50 GMT -5
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Apr 17, 2017 10:51:37 GMT -5
"Now do Classical Gas."
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