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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2017 21:28:16 GMT -5
After the crowd starts turning on Bayley
Bayley: Sasha are they booing me? Sasha: Uhhh no they're saying Boo-ley, Boo-ley Bayley: Are you saying boo or Boo-ley Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Izzy: I was saying Boo-ley
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 5, 2017 3:19:04 GMT -5
Bret Hart arrives in WCW.
Bret: This place has got old man stink! Hogan: Oh... Bischoff: Don't listen to him, Terry, you have an enchanting musk.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jul 5, 2017 21:56:37 GMT -5
American Alpha {Spoiler}
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jul 5, 2017 22:51:14 GMT -5
Michael Buffer: And now the challenger to the irresistable force of Lesnar, he is the immovable obobject. He is the brick hithouse and is also known as The Southern Dandy! Bo Dallas!
*Bo Dallas enters to Why can't we be Friends*
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jul 21, 2017 21:34:59 GMT -5
Ric Flair: I used to be over, but now I'm what isn't over. And what's over today scares me, it'll happen to you.
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jul 21, 2017 21:49:54 GMT -5
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jul 22, 2017 6:13:38 GMT -5
Disco Inferno should've Disco Ducked!
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jul 26, 2017 4:01:58 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan: Kids, Talking Smack can't be here today, but instead we've got the next best thing! It's the Smacking Talk show!
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jul 26, 2017 5:22:57 GMT -5
"Okay Vince, for his staph infection, Punk has to take these, and these, and then all of these." "Thankyou doctor." "Oh, I'm not a doctor."
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jul 31, 2017 1:48:57 GMT -5
Chris Jericho is hosting the Highlight Reel, he goes to sit on a stool and it breaks making Y2J fall to the mat. Jericho looks at label under seat:
Y2J: OK Econosave... YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!
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Post by Clint Bobski on Jul 31, 2017 2:54:48 GMT -5
"Do we have the new Jinder Mahal T-shirts?" "3000 of them sir!" "What do they say on them?" "500 day title reign sir!" "I'd rather they say 'Jobbing to Nakamura' but I guess we're stuck..."
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Post by knightboat on Jul 31, 2017 3:13:55 GMT -5
Our last bachelor likes women who take their clothes off for money, let's hear it for Enzo Amore
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Aug 11, 2017 11:30:14 GMT -5
Patterson: I'm afraid we have a bad public image, people see you as something of an ogre
Vince: I ought to club them and eat their bones!
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 11, 2017 13:33:50 GMT -5
Vince: All Superstars please proceed immediately to the ring for the Mason Ryan Memorial Battle Royal.
Dammit, I wish we hadn't let the WWE Universe name that one...
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Aug 14, 2017 14:51:22 GMT -5
Doink: Now when the wealthy dowager shows up the party's over right? Wrong!
*Throws Pie in Stephanie's face*
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Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Aug 14, 2017 15:11:10 GMT -5
Vince: "Ah, they have the Internet on computers now."
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Post by sarkerpolseng on Aug 14, 2017 20:40:07 GMT -5
Fans decide on #1 Contender at Taboo Tuesday...
Fans: "Awww, I can't decide without the pictures."
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Post by H-Virus on Aug 14, 2017 21:21:23 GMT -5
*Samoa Joe spots an NXT billboard while driving to the Impact Zone*
Joe: Feh, NXT? You can't eat that!
*Later, at catering...*
Joe: Well, I've got everything I need. I'm not sending my resume to NXT, though. That ad had no effect on me whatsoever!
Matt Hardy: Hey Joe, haven't you heard? Dixie called the president of Spike TV a dummy in an email, we're being kicked off the station, and who knows when our next paycheck will come in!
Joe: (The roar of the crowd! Stomp your feet to the ground!) Heheheh, inflatable tube men.
*Later, at a creative meeting*
Dixie: So Joe, I know you've been angling for another World Title match, but we've come up with a better idea. We're going to put you in a heel stable bent on taking over TNA!
Joe: That does it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to NXT! *Runs out*
Dixie: I don't think anyone expected him to say that.
*Everyone else looks away*
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Post by MrElijah on Aug 14, 2017 21:37:12 GMT -5
*Samoa Joe spots an NXT billboard while driving to the Impact Zone* Joe: Feh, NXT? You can't eat that! *Later, at catering...* Joe: Well, I've got everything I need. I'm not sending my resume to NXT, though. That ad had no effect on me whatsoever! Matt Hardy: Hey Joe, haven't you heard? Dixie called the president of Spike TV a dummy in an email, we're being kicked off the station, and who knows when our next paycheck will come in! Joe: (The roar of the crowd! Stomp your feet to the ground!) Heheheh, inflatable tube men. *Later, at a creative meeting* Dixie: So Joe, I know you've been angling for another World Title match, but we've come up with a better idea. We're going to put you in a heel stable bent on taking over TNA! Joe: That does it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to NXT! *Runs out* Dixie: I don't think anyone expected him to say that. *Everyone else looks away* HHH: Congratulations, you have graduated to the main roster!! NXT Superstars: Yaaaaaayy!!! *throws up cap and gowns* ------------------ Tanahashi: Congrats, you have passed the New Japan Dojo and become Young Lions! Young Lions: Yaaaaaayyy!! *throws up streamers* ------------------ John Zanding: Congratulations, you have passed the CZW Dojo and become Ultraviolet wrestlers!! CZW Grads: Yaaaaaayy!! *Throws up weapons and they fall, everyone realized their folly* Zandig: JEEZUS!!!
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Aug 22, 2017 19:44:06 GMT -5
Welcome to the final day of these Olympics, brought to you by WWE Ice Cream Bars.
Vince is shown smoking having lost millions after his rigged game plan backfired
Vince: You people are Pigs! *sobs hysterically* I personally, am going to spit on every 50th ice cream!
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