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Post by chrom on Jan 31, 2023 18:16:23 GMT -5
*After The Hardy Music show at Royal Rumble*
Homer: That's even worse than The Album Grampa released!
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jan 31, 2023 20:50:29 GMT -5
Seth: CM Punk is a cancer on wrestling! He is the cancer and I'm the...Uh, what kills cancer?
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Post by knightboat on Feb 1, 2023 6:41:52 GMT -5
Hardy: Wait, why did they buy tickets to our concert just to boo us?
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Feb 1, 2023 10:34:27 GMT -5
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Feb 3, 2023 1:36:27 GMT -5
Triple H at Performance Center: Congratulations! You all made the NXT roster!
WWE signees: Yay! *Throw hats*
Tony Khan: Congratulations! You all made it to ROH/AEW!
ROH wrestlers: Yay! *throw streamers*
Zandig: Congratulations! You’re on the CZW roster
CZW wrestlers: Yay! *throw weapons* Uh-oh!
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Post by chrom on Feb 5, 2023 18:41:14 GMT -5
Doink the Clown: Put 5 thousand bucks on the Lakers, Hire Kenny G to play for me in The Elevator, My house is dirty buy me a clean one.
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Post by chrom on Feb 17, 2023 20:02:49 GMT -5
Vince: Have any of you ever seen the sun set, at 3pm?
Tugboat: Aye, Once, when I was sailing around The Arctic-
Vince: Shut up you!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Mar 18, 2023 17:09:12 GMT -5
Not mine but I had to share it.
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Post by chrom on May 16, 2023 5:55:47 GMT -5
Dolph: Hi, I'm Dolph Ziggler! You might remember me from failed gimmicks such as Nicky of The Spirit Squad, and Kerwin White's caddy.
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Post by chrom on Jun 5, 2023 18:38:12 GMT -5
Milhouse: These are great seats, you can hear the wrestlers swear up here.
Austin: I'll kick your ass Milhouse!
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Post by clc on Jun 9, 2023 21:30:06 GMT -5
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Post by RI Richmark on Jun 19, 2023 20:23:26 GMT -5
Sami Zayn has talk with Kevin Owens:
Sami: Kevin, you got a problem with anger.
Kevin: I'm just passionate, like all us Greeks.
Bryon Saxton: No, you're angry. Look you're punching Adam Pearce right now!
Kevin: No I'm not (realizes he's punching Adam Pearce) OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT!!! (Starts crying) I'm a rageoholic. I just can't live without ragohol!
Sami: Congratulations Kevin. The first step is admitting it.
Kevin: Is it also the last step?
Sami: No the last step is quitting.
Kevin grumbles and pounds the ground in anger
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Post by 4real on Jun 20, 2023 12:47:52 GMT -5
The KO stuff this week really reminded me of the episode where Flanders snaps on everybody after they do a bad job of building him a new house.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 20, 2023 18:02:23 GMT -5
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Post by chrom on Jun 30, 2023 18:07:15 GMT -5
After the Bradshaw/Trish vs Nowlinsky/Gayda match
Vince: We did 20 takes and THAT was the best one.
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Post by chrom on Jul 2, 2023 16:56:56 GMT -5
Verne Gagne: Well folks, this is where you'd see The Rockers in tag action, except they went to The WWF. So, here's the next best thing, DJ Peterson and The Trooper!
*after the match*
Verne: What the hell was that?!
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Post by chrom on Jul 9, 2023 7:01:24 GMT -5
*After fans complain of his reign of terror booking*
HHH: Well, excuse me! For having enormous flaws that I don't work on!!
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Post by chrom on Jul 9, 2023 16:15:48 GMT -5
HHH: The WWE is going to Africa!
*On the plains of Africa a Shaman stops and panics*
Tribesmen: What is it, N'Gungo?
N'Gungo: Evil is coming...
Tribesmen: What shall we do, N'Gungo?
N'Gungo: You are N'Gungo now! *runs off*
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Post by thechase on Jul 10, 2023 5:57:07 GMT -5
A Professional in a Fiend mask is still a professional
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Post by Spider2024 on Jul 10, 2023 6:03:41 GMT -5
Adrian Adonis: "What? I seem to recall you asked me to get this fat!"
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