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Post by Stu on Sept 4, 2017 14:17:01 GMT -5
What would you do if Darth Vader suddenly walked into the room?
Obviously, I wouldn't mess with the guy. But he never seemed to be the type who'd kill you for shits and giggles. I feel like Vader's more likely to slash you with his lightsaber or force-choke you if you gave him a reason to do it, like if you were messing with the Empire or something. Although, I can't really think of many examples of him walking through public while others watched.
So what would you do?
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Sept 4, 2017 14:59:11 GMT -5
Tell him to get his f***ing shinebox. Then remind him how his name was Spitshine Ani back in the day.
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Sept 4, 2017 15:06:51 GMT -5
"Hey asshole, you, me, pods, let's race!"
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 4, 2017 15:16:46 GMT -5
I'd probably shit my pants
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2017 15:35:32 GMT -5
If they had only made episodes 4, 5 and 6 I would.
Not after seeing little Ani and teen angst Vader though.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Sept 4, 2017 15:36:25 GMT -5
Did you just watch/listen to that Christopher Titus skit?
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Sept 4, 2017 15:45:06 GMT -5
I'd ask for a lightsaber and fatally injure myself within five minutes of having one.
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Post by Cyno on Sept 4, 2017 15:49:06 GMT -5
I would kneel before my Sith master.
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Post by hossfan on Sept 4, 2017 16:07:55 GMT -5
Throw sand at him; he hates the stuff.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 4, 2017 16:14:27 GMT -5
Make sure he knew that I knew that sand is some bullshit.
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Sept 4, 2017 16:26:32 GMT -5
"Ay Dawg, you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis??"
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Post by willywonka666 on Sept 4, 2017 16:35:13 GMT -5
My friend and I kinda touched on this the other day-with his origins and stuff, it took away from his mystique
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Post by bibboid on Sept 4, 2017 16:57:39 GMT -5
I'd be very confused. Didn't he live a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2017 17:00:47 GMT -5
I'd start screaming like a kid and run to hug him.
Not kidding. This is what would happen.
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Sept 4, 2017 17:12:47 GMT -5
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO MEwell my mum in 1983 when RotJ was coming out we were on holiday in southport england shopping in the supermarket out of NOWHERE *BREATHING* gave my mum the biggest fright i got to shake his hand and he gave me the promo card i don't have it anymore shame anyway that was fun and not terrifying choke destruction usually associated with that guy
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Sept 4, 2017 17:16:32 GMT -5
I'd remind him of Pottawamee or Panda bear or what ever her name was. And as he cries I'd kick his 7 foot asthmatic ass!
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Post by hossfan on Sept 4, 2017 18:42:51 GMT -5
I'd ask him how much of this is true (NSFW warning for language):
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Post by schizo on Sept 4, 2017 18:45:44 GMT -5
I'd tell him
"I...I hate sand to" "tear eyes"
Than we hug and embrace over our hatred for sand
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2017 20:36:24 GMT -5
I'd say "Holy shit, Padme's still alive! There she is!"
Then when he turned his head I'd run like hell.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Sept 5, 2017 10:31:37 GMT -5
"This isn't the nerd you're looking for." *Mystic hand wave*
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