Book classic babyface moments in 2017.

[Heartbreaker]

The Ministry of Darkness are in the ring preparing to forcibly marry Stephanie McMahon to the Undertaker, suddenly Stone Cold's music hits and he comes out to save the day! He then gets his ass kicked as Raw Is War comes to an end.

[The Unconquered Sun]

Hulk Hogan curls up in a ball and sobs in the corner after his clean lose to Andre The Giant at Wrestmania 3

[Reflecto]

Steve Austin bleeds and passes out from the pain at Wrestlemania 13.

Austin remains a heel, then starts a dancing gimmick with his "brother" 2 Cold Scorpio in the undercard sometime in 1999 when no one cares about cheering him anymore.

Bret Hart remains a babyface, with WWE talking about how "polarizing" he is in the United States.

[A Platypus Rave]

Austin is about to win the rumble... DEH!

Bray appears and throws him out of the ring... Austin faces Bray in a go nowhere feud at Mania

[Fade is a CodyCryBaby]

The Undertaker cuts a bunch of cryptic promos....then loses. Again. And again. And again. And again.

[Slanted and Enchanted]

Steve Austin, the hottest new superstar continues to ascend the ranks and is primed to become the next WWE Champion. He suddenly jobs out cleanly to Tiger Ali Singh in late 1997 as the WWE hopes to expand their market in India and Ali Singh goes on to beat HBK for the title at WrestleMania. Meanwhile Austin competes on the preshow and goes on a campaign via AOL urging the company to give him a shot. He is later jobbed out to Jeff Jarrett.

[The Unconquered Sun]

Undertaker and Mankind are on top of the steel cage, just as the Undertaker is about to throw Mrs. Foely's baby boy off that hellish structure, the Undertaker backs down and apologizes, saying he's not a violent person.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Steve Austin's enormous fan reaction is constantly ignored by the office until they finally give him the title in March of 2003.

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He retires forever the night after.

[rnrk supports BLM]

"The boyhood dream has finally come true... for Lex Luger!"

*Luger headlines the next three Wrestlemanias, winning main events against Roddy Piper in '95, Jake Roberts in '96, and Honky Tonk Man in '97.*

[This Player Hating Mothman]

Hogan bodyslams Andre in the opening match of Wrestlemania 3, which is headlined by Bruno Sammartino vs. Buddy Rogers

[Allie Kitsune]

Lex Luger lands on the deck of the Intrepid. He attempts to lift Yokozuna, only for Yoko to throw salt in his eyes, and Lex to stumble past him, off of the ship, and fall into the ocean.

[bmfjules]

Mankind tells his life story in a series of emotional vignettes with Jim Ross including horrible childhood tales of eating worms, and jumping off roofs which capture the attention/sympathy of the audience. For the next several weeks Jim Ross berates him as a fat, kooky, pathetic loser on commentary and he is jobbed out to the D.O.A and Los Boriquas until he is released in early 98.

[freeze Austin]

Starrcade 1997. Instead of fast-counting a Hogan 3-count on Sting, Nick Patrick does a normal count, which for whatever reason causes Bret Hart to run out, clock Nick Patrick, throw Hogan back in the ring, restart the match, and Sting wins...

...wait, WCW already did the job of making both babyfaces look like geeks in that scenario, nevermind.

[Deleted]

Backlash 2000: The crowd chants for Austin, who never shows up because he was banned from the arena on Sunday Night Heat by Vince. Rock loses clean to HHH's Pedigree.

[Allie Kitsune]

<Macho Man> I've got something to say! To the zillions of people all around the world...and I've also got something to say to Elizabeth! Elizabutt.... Elizabutt... Elizabutt! I love you! Elizabutt.... Elizabutt.... will you marry me?

<Mean Gene> What about it, Miss Elizabeth?

<Elizabeth> Ooooooh... Sorry Randy, I've already found the Perfect Man.

*Elizabeth kicks Savage in the balls while Mr. Perfect's music plays and Perfect strolls to the ring, laughing his ass off*

[ERON]

Royal Rumble '94 - Fan favorite Bret Hart is eliminated early on by Bam Bam Bigelow. Near the end, Crush and Adam Bomb work together to eliminate Randy Savage, Diesel, and the Steiners in rapid succession. Lex Luger eliminates both of them singlehandedly to win the Rumble. Hulk Hogan comes out to raise Lex Luger's hand in victory and pass the torch. Luger goes on to main event the next 3 Wrestlemanias.

[wildojinx]

Roddy Piper comes back to see Piper's Pit turned into the Flower Shop. Piper decides to go with it and he teams with Adrian Adonis in a series of skits parodying cop shows of the 60s-80s, while almost never wrestling.

[The Rick Jericho]

Sept 5, 2017 12:53:59 GMT -5 Reflecto said:

Steve Austin bleeds and passes out from the pain at Wrestlemania 13.

Austin remains a heel, then starts a dancing gimmick with his "brother" 2 Cold Scorpio in the undercard sometime in 1999 when no one cares about cheering him anymore.

Bret Hart remains a babyface, with WWE talking about how "polarizing" he is in the United States.

2 Stone Cold or Stone Cold Scorpio?

Make them tag champs.

[Reflecto]

Sept 5, 2017 18:37:53 GMT -5 The Rick Jericho said:

2 Stone Cold or Stone Cold Scorpio?

Make them tag champs.

Oh, sorry. By virtue of actually liking them, the team managed to split up, with one of the two moved to a separate brand as the illegitimate son of Vince McMahon.

[fw91]

The boyhood dream has come true for Shawn Michaels....BROGUE KICK! Sheamus is cashing in his MITB contract!