AlexaBliss4Life
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Post by AlexaBliss4Life on Sept 19, 2017 14:11:27 GMT -5
Bobby: "Roman Reigns is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test." Gorilla: Will you be serious?! This crowd loves this man!
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on Sept 19, 2017 14:11:58 GMT -5
Heenan: I heard Stu Hart told Elias he wants to walk with him. Elias rejected him because he doesn't use the term "walk" loosely.
Monsoon: You're Despicable!
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Sept 19, 2017 14:13:17 GMT -5
Bobby: "You know this Velveteen Dream reminds of someone, some singer from the '80s." Gorilla: "Maybe Prince, Brain." Bobby: "No not Prince Brain. You can call me King Brain though if you want." Gorilla: "Highly unlikely."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2017 14:36:12 GMT -5
Heenan: I feel bad for Curt Hawkins. Gorilla: Why? Because he is on a one-hundred and fifteen match losing streak? Heenan: No, because he actually paid for that haircut. Gorilla: Will you stop.
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Sept 19, 2017 14:36:18 GMT -5
Bobby: "I heard Jericho was going to put Mel Phillips on his list." Gorilla: "Mel Phillips?" Bobby: "Yeah. And it wouldn't be the first list he was put on either." Gorilla: "Will you stop!"
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Post by héad.casé on Sept 19, 2017 14:46:55 GMT -5
*Owens head butts McMahon*
Gorilla: What a despicable act by Kevin Owens! He just attacked the Chairman of this company!"
Bobby: NAIL HIM! Waffle him! Knock that toupee off McMahon's head!
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Post by sarkerpolseng on Sept 19, 2017 16:16:09 GMT -5
Brain: "You know Monsoon, Corey Graves knew this secret about Kurt Angle being the father of Jason Jordan, but Graves , he himself never revealed that he is the son of a WWE superstar." Gorilla: "And who might that be Brain?" Brain: "The Undertaker." Gorilla: "Will you stop?"
(AJ Syles and Sasha win a mixed tag match after hitting finishers at same time) Gorilla: "AJ calls that the "Phenomenal Forearm" Brain: "And Sasha calls that the "Phenomenal Fourhead" Gorilla: "Will you stop?" Brain: "Sorry Monsoon. The "Phenomenal Fivehead." Gorilla: "I am going to have you thrown out of here."
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Post by H-Virus on Sept 19, 2017 16:44:33 GMT -5
Monsoon: How do you deal with a guy like Braun Strowman?
Heenan: shake his hand and give him some money.
Monsoon: But what if you're in a match with him?
Heenan: Same thing, except you wait for him to turn around and then hit him in the head with a crowbar and take back the money.
Monsoon: Would you be serious, Brain!
Heenan: Yeah, you're right; you should probably use a metal bat just to be safe.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Sept 19, 2017 17:30:29 GMT -5
After Braun destroyed Enzo
Brain: Enzo Amore was just 31 old.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Sept 19, 2017 18:41:06 GMT -5
Bobby: "Roman Reigns is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test." Gorilla: Will you be serious?! This crowd loves this man! Bobby: "Love? He's no Mike Kanellis and he and the first lady of wrestling are the definition of love."
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Sept 19, 2017 19:49:20 GMT -5
Bobby: "It's a dog eat dog world and Enzo is a Milk Bone."
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Sept 19, 2017 19:53:54 GMT -5
Monsoon: Aiden English has an extensive background in musical theather Brain: I heard Nattie Neidhart hates him Monsoon: I never heard that Brain: Keep listening, English is singing the death scene from "Cats" Monsoon: You really want to get thrown out tonight, don't you?
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Post by AlexaBliss4Life on Sept 19, 2017 20:08:04 GMT -5
Gorilla: Will you be serious?! This crowd loves this man! Bobby: "Love? He's no Mike Kanellis and he and the first lady of wrestling are the definition of love." Will you stop?!
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Post by HMARK Center on Sept 19, 2017 20:31:05 GMT -5
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Post by Larryhausen on Sept 19, 2017 21:27:26 GMT -5
Brain: Look at that coward Reigns jumping off the loading dock trying to get away from Braun!!
Gorilla: ARE YOU BLIND!?!?! The man is strapped to a stretcher!!!!
Brain: That just shows you how scared he is, Monsoon!
Gorilla: WILL YOU BE SERIOUS!?!?!?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2017 21:31:19 GMT -5
I only wish I had half the wit you guys have... and you guys only have half the wit of The Brain.
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AlexaBliss4Life
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Post by AlexaBliss4Life on Sept 19, 2017 21:36:55 GMT -5
WILL YOU STOP?!
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Post by HMARK Center on Sept 19, 2017 22:27:06 GMT -5
Gorilla: What a sight here at SummerSlam, Kurt Angle and Daniel Bryan, two legends side by side! When you think of the number of World Titles between them, Brain, it is staggering.
Brain: Certainly higher than the combined IQ between 'em.
Gorilla: I'm gonna tell them you said that!
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Well, first they love me, and then they don't. Sometimes they do it, and sometimes they won't.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Sept 19, 2017 23:35:55 GMT -5
Gorilla: What a sight here at SummerSlam, Kurt Angle and Daniel Bryan, two legends side by side! When you think of the number of World Titles between them, Brain, it is staggering. Brain: Certainly higher than the combined IQ between 'em. Gorilla: I'm gonna tell them you said that! Brain: Daniel Bryan looks like he needs a good vacuuming. Kurt looks like a thumb that got pinched changing the filter bag. Gorilla: Will you stop?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Sept 20, 2017 0:42:45 GMT -5
Monsoon: The tournament is called the Mae Young Classic, named after one of the more decorated female wrestlers ever.
Brain: She did an hour with Stu Hart back in the Middle Ages. It still itches on a windy night.
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