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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Oct 9, 2017 22:43:25 GMT -5
You Meeting Her Parents vs You Having Sex
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Post by Starshine on Oct 9, 2017 22:44:00 GMT -5
When you're dealing with chair shrinkage on live TV.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2017 22:44:24 GMT -5
When you’re watching a particularly good episode of WWE television, and a Bray Wyatt “Up Next” graphic is shown.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 9, 2017 22:46:19 GMT -5
When you’re watching a particularly good episode of WWE television, and a Bray Wyatt “Up Next” graphic is shown. When you're looking forward to said segment and it turns out to be pathetic:
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Oct 9, 2017 22:46:59 GMT -5
Bray is still the absolute worst.
Dude seriously needs a long vacation... and when he come back drop all of this terrible supernatural shit and give him a clear goal... and if they are going to continue to let him write his promos remove any time he tries to slip back into say vague and spooky stuff for no reason...
and stop using him as the get out of booking free thing for whenever they have a face that they think is too important to have doing nothing... but don't want to really push them right now... because it does literally nothing for anyone at best.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Oct 9, 2017 22:47:18 GMT -5
When the gift you gave your friend is something he uses for White Elephant Christmas.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Oct 9, 2017 22:47:54 GMT -5
When you find out WWE creative just marathoned a TNA Best of Willow bootleg DVD set while working on your next storyline.
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Post by MGH on Oct 9, 2017 22:51:19 GMT -5
When Vince McMahon catches Sinister on SyFy over the weekend and has a brilliant idea.
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Post by JTH on Oct 9, 2017 22:51:26 GMT -5
When you realized you watched this over the new Star Wars trailer...
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Post by Starshine on Oct 9, 2017 22:51:49 GMT -5
When he really wants you to meet his sister.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Oct 9, 2017 22:56:01 GMT -5
Hang on, this actually happened during the show? They did a 1990s Alex Mack style cgi of him morphing into a Sister Abigail.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hang on, I thought Orton killed Sister Abigail?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 9, 2017 23:00:41 GMT -5
So it's Bray, but with Snapchat filters?
Wow.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2017 23:13:10 GMT -5
When you keep picking fights with people only to always get your ass kicked.
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Post by JCBaggee on Oct 9, 2017 23:15:01 GMT -5
Someone wrote this. Someone said "I've got a great idea" and is going to receive a paycheck for this.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Oct 9, 2017 23:22:57 GMT -5
Someone wrote this. Someone said "I've got a great idea" and is going to receive a paycheck for this. Not sure for a full segment like this but Bray reportedly writes his own promos. So I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't at least partially his idea.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 9, 2017 23:25:29 GMT -5
When your entire Pokémon team gets steamrolled by Whitney and her goddamned Miltank:
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 9, 2017 23:27:57 GMT -5
I'm going to be honest, and I say this with love: Bray's stuff wouldn't look that out of place in Lucha Underground. It's not really inherently sillier than Pentagon fighting ninjas and fighting himself in a cave like he's Luke Skywalker. It's just really poorly integrated into the product, and actively undermined by WWE itself, like they can't commit to it. They think they can sit back and say, "Oh, this is dumb." You don't really get to do that when it's YOU doing it.
Just commit, WWE. You want to have a little Memphis or Kevin Sullivan? Do it and get your tongue out of your cheek, already.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Oct 9, 2017 23:32:58 GMT -5
... Stop making me feel bad for liking Wyatt, WWE!
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Post by Starshine on Oct 9, 2017 23:49:24 GMT -5
I'm going to be honest, and I say this with love: Bray's stuff wouldn't look that out of place in Lucha Underground. It's not really inherently sillier than Pentagon fighting ninjas and fighting himself in a cave like he's Luke Skywalker. It's just really poorly integrated into the product, and actively undermined by WWE itself, like they can't commit to it. They think they can sit back and say, "Oh, this is dumb." You don't really get to do that when it's YOU doing it. Just commit, WWE. You want to have a little Memphis or Kevin Sullivan? Do it and get your tongue out of your cheek, already. I disagree to a point. I do think the overall presentation of the character would work better in an environment like LU. But he'd still be the same mangled mess of a character with no defining point of reference to relate to. What exactly is he? Cult leader? Bayou voodoo priest? Demon lord? Something else? All the above? Who knows. There's nothing of real substance to explain what we're supposed to get out of him. He rambles about nothing in particular and even his feuds don't seem to have any real point. Presentation might not be such a big problem were he a better explained character. It's like they took every supernatural and spooky trope and shoved it into the Bray Wyatt box which in turn leads him to be everything and ultimately nothing all at once.
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Post by Dean-o on Oct 9, 2017 23:50:25 GMT -5
When it’s a Saturday night and you’re at home alone thinking about your ex.
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