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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 9, 2006 14:51:45 GMT -5
Alrighty, I have seen numerous Man Laws made while browsing the forums here. I feel it's time we made a thread to record all the man laws we have come up with. So I'll start with one I found earlier today, and then everyone can add them whenever they just think of one, or see one posted in another thread. Let's see how many man laws we can come up with. If you use someone elses, give credit to them because I see a Best Man Law Tournament in the future.
Men laugh, boys and girls giggle.
EDIT: I was gonna keep a list, but it would get too long too fast. So for now...I'll just let people read the thread. If you want to start a best law thread at any time, go right ahead, but make sure there are plenty of laws.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2006 14:52:14 GMT -5
Thank you. It's about time.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Dec 9, 2006 14:53:55 GMT -5
Thank you. It's about time. Your welcome, I also see a Man Law Tournament coming out of this at some point.
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Post by Tonto Goldstein on Dec 9, 2006 14:54:00 GMT -5
Not sure if it's been posted anywhere, but here's a personal one:
It's not permissible to use the word "cute" in description of a woman you want to have sex with. "Cute" only applies to kids and baby animals.
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Dec 9, 2006 14:55:30 GMT -5
Coke>Pepsi
MAN LAW!
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Post by viscera on Dec 9, 2006 14:57:44 GMT -5
Real Men don't wear pink, unless forced to from losing some kind of bet. If only pink clothes are available to wear for some reason, then the man has to go around nude until wearable clothes can be obtained.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2006 14:58:34 GMT -5
Real men wear boxers. Occasionally briefs. Never thongs.
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Post by dirtydickraines on Dec 9, 2006 14:59:13 GMT -5
My personal favorite, "Don't fruit the beer!"
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Dec 9, 2006 15:00:24 GMT -5
No Hair Longer Than Your Ears
MAN LAW!!
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Post by Tonto Goldstein on Dec 9, 2006 15:01:27 GMT -5
MAXIM actually did an article on this years ago; some ones I remember:
1. It's okay to wear a pink shirt, it's okay to have long hair, and it's okay to have a moustache, but not all three. Two's pushing it. 2. Never wear suspenders and a belt, that's clown shit. 3. It's okay to take the last piece of pizza or the last beer, but not both. 4. Never assist a woman in ripping a friend.
There were more, that's all I can remember.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Dec 9, 2006 15:02:28 GMT -5
Real men drink take shots not drink fruity drinks!!!
You may wrestler another man when there are other men are around say a wrestling event but if you wrestle with another guy with it being just the two of you then it doesn't make the world work!!!!
You must take 3 shots everytime Captain Kirk screams bones!!!!
Man law!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2006 15:03:34 GMT -5
Don't be the biggest mark for a homosexual male wrestler. That's not becoming of a real man.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2006 15:04:42 GMT -5
Real men always choose steak over quiche.
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Post by Tonto Goldstein on Dec 9, 2006 15:05:37 GMT -5
If you're in a legit fight, never hit another guy in the nuts unless A) your life or B) your anal virginity is in danger.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Dec 9, 2006 15:07:19 GMT -5
You may humble only the old country way but only if they do something stupid or there name is B. Brian
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Dec 9, 2006 15:08:59 GMT -5
You Can have A Myspace Page, but as long as it doesn't have those stupid Icon things that Glitter
MAN LAW!!
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Dec 9, 2006 15:10:11 GMT -5
You are aloud to like woman with small boobs but the must have a great ass and must not have smaller boobs then your geekiest friend,
MAN LAW!!!
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Post by Doomrider on Dec 9, 2006 15:12:01 GMT -5
You only refer to your wife's children from a previous marriage as step kids because if they misbehave...you will be chucking their biological fatherless asses down the steps.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Dec 9, 2006 15:27:15 GMT -5
It is ok to like flowers but only if they were given to you by a pornstar and or a victoria secret model.
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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Dec 9, 2006 15:31:41 GMT -5
LAGER=Man, Lite=Woman
MAN LAW!!
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