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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 10, 2006 6:18:55 GMT -5
Get cancer.
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 10, 2006 6:34:07 GMT -5
[glow=hotpink,5,300]I'm trying damn it, it's not working fast enough[/glow]
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2006 11:01:20 GMT -5
No pet, under any circumstances. No, certain dogs are fine. Working dogs, guard dogs, hunting dogs, they're perfectly fine. Toy dogs, like chihuahuas, Shi 'tzus, yorkies, poodles, etc., are almost never acceptable, unless given as a gift to a woman.
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Post by Hypnotix on Dec 10, 2006 12:08:17 GMT -5
If you can touch a woman's boobs, they're real.
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Dec 10, 2006 12:37:30 GMT -5
It's an unfortunate man law, but it's a real one........ Once dressed in a uniform, it's perfectly acceptable to pat another man's ass. Don't ask me why, it's just that way. OK...who came up with THAT one? The Village People?
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Deamon Cohln
Don Corleone
AND THAT'S THE GODDAMN TRUTH!
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Post by Deamon Cohln on Dec 10, 2006 12:41:44 GMT -5
No Hair Longer Than Your Ears MAN LAW!! Umm, yeah, go to hell
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Post by amsiraK on Dec 10, 2006 12:43:14 GMT -5
I don't think Triple H would go for that one either.
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 10, 2006 13:00:38 GMT -5
[glow=black,5,300]if argue with a wrestler you get insulted if you get in the ring with a wrestler you get assaulted
MAN LAW[/glow]
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 11, 2006 8:32:55 GMT -5
There is no size limit to gifts you can buy your mother (especially for Mother's Day), but for your father, a simple handshake, gift certificate and/or new power tool is will do.
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Post by shemmy86 on Dec 11, 2006 9:38:24 GMT -5
Men should never have to wear women's pants under any circumstance.
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Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Dec 11, 2006 10:49:18 GMT -5
Real Men don't wear pink, unless forced to from losing some kind of bet. If only pink clothes are available to wear for some reason, then the man has to go around nude until wearable clothes can be obtained. MAN LAW!
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Flynnyrd
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Post by Flynnyrd on Dec 11, 2006 12:58:14 GMT -5
A man should only use lotion for one purpose. And if you follow that law you will have one very soft hand. And the other? Not so soft.
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Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Dec 12, 2006 10:16:44 GMT -5
Not sure if it's been posted anywhere, but here's a personal one: It's not permissible to use the word "cute" in description of a woman you want to have sex with. "Cute" only applies to kids and baby animals. I motion for a Rachel Ray exemption.
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Post by Palatial Regalia on Dec 12, 2006 10:52:43 GMT -5
hmmm just go by Maddox's book it has all the man laws in it
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Post by RedSmile on Dec 12, 2006 11:29:41 GMT -5
It is never permissable to take a girl on a first dinner date to a fast food resteraunt, unless it is a requested desire from the girl. If this law is broken, the culprit is subject to being tagged as a "cheap bastard" for no less than 3 months.
MAN LAW?
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Flynnyrd
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Post by Flynnyrd on Dec 12, 2006 11:34:01 GMT -5
It is never permissable to take a girl on a first dinner date to a fast food resteraunt, unless it is a requested desire from the girl. If this law is broken, the culprit is subject to being tagged as a "cheap bastard" for no less than 3 months. MAN LAW? A real man forgoes dinner and just skips straight to the sex. Then if you are hungry, you have the woman make you a sandwich. If SHE is hungry, it is permissable for her to fix herself something also.
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Post by RedSmile on Dec 12, 2006 11:39:33 GMT -5
It is never permissable to take a girl on a first dinner date to a fast food resteraunt, unless it is a requested desire from the girl. If this law is broken, the culprit is subject to being tagged as a "cheap bastard" for no less than 3 months. MAN LAW? A real man forgoes dinner and just skips straight to the sex. Then if you are hungry, you have the woman make you a sandwich. If SHE is hungry, it is permissable for her to fix herself something also. A real pathetic man, maybe
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Post by Palatial Regalia on Dec 12, 2006 12:02:29 GMT -5
It is never permissable to take a girl on a first dinner date to a fast food resteraunt, unless it is a requested desire from the girl. If this law is broken, the culprit is subject to being tagged as a "cheap bastard" for no less than 3 months. MAN LAW? no thats a woman law
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Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Dec 12, 2006 12:12:12 GMT -5
It is never permissable to take a girl on a first dinner date to a fast food resteraunt, unless it is a requested desire from the girl. If this law is broken, the culprit is subject to being tagged as a "cheap bastard" for no less than 3 months. MAN LAW? A real man forgoes dinner and just skips straight to the sex. Then if you are hungry, you have the woman make you a sandwich. If SHE is hungry, it is permissable for her to fix herself something also. MAN LAW!
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 12, 2006 13:33:20 GMT -5
No man shall watch any romantic comedies when there are no women present.
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